The Clash
London Calling


2.0
poor

Review

by porch USER (21 Reviews)
September 7th, 2012 | 166 replies | 4,996 views


Release Date: 1979 | Tracklist


18 of 30 thought this review was well written

The gap between The Clash’s bloated legend and the underwhelming reality of their music is probably best illustrated by their 1979 follow-up to Give ‘Em Enough Rope. Far from the masterpiece it’s cracked up to be, London Calling’s critical deification and enshrinement in the rock canon seems to have been assured due to its accessibility and time of release; its eclecticism and memorable iconography earning it prestige and symbolic representation of the growing experimentalism within punk rock as a whole.

For every fan willing to buy into the myth and namecheck London Calling as best of all-time material, there’ll also be plenty who will be disappointed when confronted with the horribly bland, uninspired MOR rock that comprises such a large volume of The Clash’s discography and their double album mission statement. Released at a time when genuine innovation and risk taking was no stranger to punk rock or the bands contemporaries in general, The Clash’s genre dabbling turns out to be shallow dilettantism at best, with the diversions into reggae, ska, rockabilly and other roots-music forms on cringe inducing tracks such as “Lover’s Rock”, Revolution Rock” and “Jimmy Jazz” coming off as homogenous and clumsy despite their diversity. With the energy of earlier work largely absent, many of the more straightforward songs are also exposed as flat and generally uninteresting compositions. Occasional successes like the pure pop of “Train in Vain” and the moody title track aren’t enough to make up for the large tracts of pedestrian rock mediocrity and yelpy sloganeering that surround them, rendering a large portion of London Calling a tedious chore to sit through and far from a masterpiece or even good music in general.

Flawed as it may be, it’s not too difficult to see why a lot of people enjoy London Calling and continue to over-inflate its merits; it’s safe and accessible enough to act as a gateway to the genre and probably appears unique to those who don't know any better. Alternating between limp rock and overly imitative, poorly executed genre-hopping, it still falls well short of the kind of songwriting and creativity required to make good on its ambition and reputation, making this one decidedly non-essential sacred cow.



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porch
September 7th 2012



7782 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

posted this on rym the other day

ViperAces
September 7th 2012



8975 Comments


oh wtf mn wtf

Digging:

Lenix
September 7th 2012



792 Comments


damn

menawati
September 7th 2012



11142 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

A man who speaks his mind. And the review flowed well.
Have a pos.

HSThomas
September 7th 2012



668 Comments


*making this one a decidedly non-essential, sacred cow.

Great review. Talking of experimentation porch why do you think punk was so experimental at this time? Was just because it was a new genre or for other reasons?

andcas
September 7th 2012



57764 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

is this the part where people are supposed to get all up in arms about you giving a classic and beloved album a
"controversial" review?

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porch
September 7th 2012



7782 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

hmm that reads okay to me hst

yeah i think the more adventurous bands just took the opportunity to do whatever they felt like doing. there wasnt really any defined style of music that they had to fit into and people weren't boxing things into punk and post-punk etc

Eritcara
September 7th 2012



9 Comments


A mediocre review made an arrogant, asshole user


sweet


anyways neg

porch
September 7th 2012



7782 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

is this the part where people are supposed to get all up in arms about you giving a classic and beloved album a
"controversial" review?


and what purpose does this comment serve other than whining simply because its a negative review. youve got 36,000 comments expressing your shitty opinions and i haven't complained about your right to do it

and i've written maybe 3 negative reviews, there's no "routine"

porch
September 7th 2012



7782 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

editing your comments as usual, sweet

A mediocre review made an arrogant, asshole user


the review created me. . .


Tyrael
September 7th 2012



18657 Comments


Nice work as usual porch

I used to love this album but its novelty wore off quick when I started listening to other punk

porch
September 7th 2012



7782 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

thanks bro

linguist2011
September 7th 2012



1397 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Yeah brilliant review, it does get your point across very well. I'll still love this album as it is until the end of time though, and that's purely because I don't get bored at any time on the album. The genre-hopping I think was very intentional, as the band probably wanted to stand out from the crowd.

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JackSparrow
September 7th 2012



1531 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Nah album is amazing. Are London Calling and Train in Vain the only songs you like off this entire album? Spanish Bombs, Clampdown, and Guns of Brixton make this at least a 3

andcas
September 7th 2012



57764 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

your try-hard elitist prick persona is extremely predictable by this point but also very amusing so carry on porch.


starry
September 7th 2012



549 Comments


I've never liked it either.

Chrisjon89
September 7th 2012



2025 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

i don't feel as strongly as you but i was definitely underwhelmed too, given all the acclaim.

MetallicOpeth
September 7th 2012



14631 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

man do you ever have a way with words

pos porchy

Tyrael
September 7th 2012



18657 Comments


Rating london calling with a 2 should be considered a crime. Saying that london calling is limp rock is probably one of the most stupid comments I've seen in a long time, Hipster queers like you shouldn't be allowed to have internet because their opinions are a disgrace to the human race, you should be doing somethin else homo hipster. I don't know: maybe tweeting from your ipad a generic comment like " fuck the corporations " ,buying an abysmal v-neck shirt in american apparel or taking a picture or your moustache and posting that thing on instagram.

Butthurt fanboy if I ever saw one

MetallicOpeth
September 7th 2012



14631 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"shouldn't be allowed to have internet because their opinions are a disgrace to the human race"

lol says the retard who 5'ed children of bodom albums, stfu



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