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The Number Twelve Looks Like You
Nuclear. Sad. Nuclear.


4.5
superb

Review

by NEDM USER (43 Reviews)
February 3rd, 2006 | 32 replies


Release Date: 2005 | Tracklist


Let's do some algebra. C = Chaos, M = Instruments, and A = Amazing.

C+(MA)=12

Why 12 you ask? Simply because The Number 12 Looks Like You is all of that with so much more. If all those variables were equlivent to what I claim they mean, then I must make them sound like a pretty good band. Well, good for you if you understand basic high school math. But all of the brain-pounding school stuff aside, you pretty much cannot go wrong with #12.

When I was talking to my friend on AIM, his icon showed a bunch of penguins and said "The Number 12 Looks Like You". At first I thought he was calling me fat, then he explained that it was a really great band. Boy howdy was he right. After Christian Padron told me about them, I got "Put On Your Rosy Red Glasses". It seemed all to similar to me until I heard Nuclear.Sad.Nuclear. Lemme finish this paragraph by stating that this album is Godly.

The Number 12 Looks Like You are unlike anything you have ever heard. They are a grind band, but before you yell at me for saying that, it's my opinion. So if you want to call them "metalcore" or something else, go ahead. But anyways, the band can scream and play music, and do it well. We all know that other bands like Silverstein attempt to have rhtyhmic songs with screaming in them, but they fail miserably. But what #12 does that is so different from other bands in it's type, is fuse a bunch of different possible genres. You'll hear the speedy acoustic guitar in "The Devils Dick Disaster", or the seven minute ambient track "Rememberance Diologue". Another big thing that crosses the line for bands in #12's genre would be the fact that they could pull a 3-5 minute song. When most "grind" bands try to do this, you are screaming "get me the fuck out of this track already!" But when #12 try to pull a five minute-er, they pass with flying colors.

Another classic thing done by #12 is the duel vocals. This is very apparent on the track "Like A Cat". It's really cool to hear one person scream in your left earphone, then the right, then left again. That kind of thing puts me in adrenaline mode. It makes you want to drive a car 90mph on the highway on the wrong side of the road. The bass lines that #12 pull are also class. Though the lyrics are nothing to write home about, but do you really care when you can only understand 11 out of 1440 words on the album.

If you want to test out the band, you can get a couple of songs. My personal favorites include, "The Devils Dick Disaster", "Clarissa Explains Cuntainment", or even "Catagory". The first of these has an infectious opening strum on an acoustic guitar. It sounds like a mexican gunfight is ready to go down, but then you get tossed into the chaotic maddness that is #12. Clarissa is one of those tracks that is just plain weird, but I love ever second of it. The first verse comes in, then it's kind of like a minor instrumental up until a minute passes. Oddly written, but beautiful in every way. Catagory is the proof that The Number 12 can pull off a five minute song. It is the craziness, then a nice little acoustic outro. It is all ever so sweet.

Compared to the bands last cd, "Put On Your Rosy Red Glasses", NSN would have to be better. The last album was just too generic, and gave me dark visions for this bands future. I thought they would just float into musical nothing-ness, like Savage Garden (Where in the eff did they go?). Nuclear.Sad.Nuclear is definitley the bands best music performance thusfar. It is also one of my favorite albums of all time. I also feel that this was in the Top 5 albums from 2005.

Dylan: The number 12 looks like you.
Jessica: Mom! Dylan won't stop teasing me.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
Jawaharal
February 3rd 2006


1832 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Lame joke at the end. But whatevaz



I like this album. I changed my mind and want to give it just a 4. Rosy Red Glasses is cooler to me because its heavier and more br00tal.



Kewl review 2

NEDM
February 3rd 2006


1113 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Thanks, and the joke at the end actually happened.

NEDM
February 4th 2006


1113 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Who negged me without a comment.

kdigg
February 4th 2006


10 Comments


I dont get the equation or the joke...

NEDM
February 4th 2006


1113 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

You must be under the age of 13.

DesolationRow
February 4th 2006


833 Comments


Cool review, and this band seems okay for grind. But why the awesome joke get deleted?

And did Jessica really say that? =This Message Edited On 02.03.06

NEDM
February 4th 2006


1113 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Yeah, she looked at me like I called her the c-word.

Zaine
February 4th 2006


199 Comments


yeah. the jokes were pretty lame at best. not your greatest review of all time, but it does alright. i havent heard these guys yet, but their name makes me interested.

xNerox
February 4th 2006


100 Comments


awesome band, good review.

everyone who likes this cd should check out a band called Look What I Did (yes im plugging them, but they're very good and noone's heard of them)

we_are_all_dead
February 4th 2006


15 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Hahahahahaha, yeah um, stop trying to make a joke out of their name. They actually got their name from an x-files episode that was called "The Number 12 Looks Like You." or something along those lines.

kdigg
February 4th 2006


10 Comments


Im not 13 just the equation to me doesnt really make sense. Shouldn't A be the product? By the way good review.

Shikyo
February 4th 2006


71 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

The name is actually from the Twlight Zone. The actual title was "The Number Twelve Looks Just Like You." It was where everyone was the same.



Which, is like their sound. They sound the same as any other pseudo-grind band that I can think of.



Listen to real grind... or their first full-legnth.

NEDM
February 4th 2006


1113 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I'm pretty sure I backed up my statements. Quote me on one.

Storm In A Teacup
February 4th 2006


45746 Comments


This review seemed more or less praise than being an actual review.

NEDM
February 4th 2006


1113 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I'll agree to disagree.

NEDM
February 4th 2006


1113 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I'll try not to do that again, thanks for the tip though. Now I see what you're saying.

santi3hg
February 4th 2006


440 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

i like this band alot and yeah it may differ between gind or w/e. but i like how they arent "real" grind as some of the others above said so, they derive other genres to. which shows some techinicality in my opinion.



and i kinda agree the review thing, put more facts and dont use I as much as you do.

NEDM
February 4th 2006


1113 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I slightly edited the review, changed a few words around. Maybe it'll make a difference.

Zebra
Moderator
February 4th 2006


2647 Comments


The review was farily informative, but I don't think it was very well written. You went into good detail on a few tracks, and the double dueling vocals but you didn't tell us the whole feel of the album.
I have heard many positive things about this band, but I don't think I would enjoy the music.

Times Ten
February 4th 2006


14 Comments


Why is this in the grind section?



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