"Their only rivals in this department would be the immortal classical composers, such as Bach, Beethoven and Mozart. But Emmure still beats them out."
This made me laugh lul
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Blatant trolling isn't really funny. You have to be more subtle to pull it off.
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Blatant trolling isn't really funny. You have to be more subtle to pull it off. [2]
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I didn't neg coz this isn't all bad, but next time don't make it look so contrived
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This rating must be a joke.
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Album Rating: 2.0
Nah, i think he's for real.
Edit: I was trolling. Elite trolling, that is
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Shadows would've been proud of this review.
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Emmure's creations transcend not only metal, but art itself.
There must be another band called Emmure, because there's no fucking way this band deserves such praise.
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Album Rating: 2.0
"There must be another band called Emmure, because there's no fucking way this band deserves such praise."
not sure if elite trolling or just plain serious
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I love me some melodic melodies.
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This is a troll. It's simple, absolutely none of Emmure's fans are literate enough to produce a review of this calibre. That's not to say it's a good review, but it's not a horrible review either. But it's infinitely better than what a real Emmure fan would be able to come up with.
"Recommended by reviewer" are all fantastic though.
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TheMoreira is as dense as brioche.
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what does dense mean doers that mean smart
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I'm not going to even honor that question.
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This is a troll. It's simple, absolutely none of Emmure's fans are literate enough to produce a review of this calibre. That's not to say it's a good review, but it's not a horrible review either. But it's infinitely better than what a real Emmure fan would be able to come up with.
dear Chuck Schuldiner in heaven, I had no idea.
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No.
No no no no no.
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Album Rating: 2.0
"TheMoreira is as dense as brioche."
Dear user, i was not referring to the review.
OR
not sure if elite trolling or just plain serious [2]
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Album Rating: 5.0
"I love me some melodic melodies."
I'm aware that that sentence may have come off as not very well thought out, but when you're discussing music of such a high caliber of perfection, you sometimes stumble over yourself trying to describe just how amazing it is.
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Yeah, obviously a troll. In no way is he ever gonna be the next IcyLilly.
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Blatant trolling isn't really funny. You have to be more subtle to pull it off. [3]
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