6 of 7 thought this review was well written
"i'll have a hot dog with extra sauce"
"what the f*ck are you looking at stupid b*tch? what do you think i'm made out of money?"
"no i just asked for extra sauce"
"f*ck you asshole"
you think i'm being too angry? you wanna talk about angry let's talk about venom. these guys don't give a sting about hell, they wrote an album about it you turkey.
what you may not know are that venom are just a bunch of tricksters and party animals. theyre not from hell you dingus they're from britain. they don't lie about being extreme though. take a look at this quote from documentarian sam dung.
"venom...buncha hunks anyway but they do play metal"
- sam dung from his documentary "heavy metal up your hole"
bottom line? this band slays and they named this album hell because hey why not if you're scary enough.