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Fran Marder


4.0
excellent

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by Johnny McCombs USER (13 Reviews)
March 19th, 2012 | 24 replies | 2,583 views


Release Date: 1995 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Fran marder is so hard.

1 of 1 thought this review was well written

A real, poor production, as hard as dog feces black metal album. But a lot of different mushrooms. This is a person who did the song, quite frankly, he was Sauron. He is too badass even magic and more, and he just stood on the grass and sharp weapons and linen dog feces. It is said that he wore a mask, but wrong! This is his face. He walked very slowly, dog feces, because he is an old man. But his voice is like a virgin baby elderly.

And picking fruit from the tree, eat. And juices run out of his mouth and dog feces, so it looks badass. He can ***ing kill *** guy. I mean the first song is not even understand. I think he is itching rabbit rabbit. But that crazy. Crazy.

This guy's face, may actually be his face, made ​​into a mask, and to his face. Listen to this album is ferocious. The album is crazy. It's like he does not ball only one cockroach. But dude this guy ... I think he cut his face. I mean he is wearing his face ... but he cut it off to wear. You see, he knows, if you do not close the cut of your face that you actually wear it? Pan's reality. You are using your arm, if it does not cut off. And he has this tool. He has a sharp tool. He uses them.

Who knows what kind of dog feces to do Playboy, why his arm. They can itch, dog feces. Just like a bird, convulsions. He can play the guitar, but the twist. This is Las Vegas 13. I mean, yes, his nose is so great ***. He played the music. I think the big nose to play well, so you do?



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LAD
March 19th 2012



136 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Enjoy.

CaptainDooRight
March 19th 2012



28864 Comments


Funny I was literally listening to this for the past two days.

Adabelle
March 19th 2012



4254 Comments


BlackMetalLAD.

seedofnothing
March 19th 2012



3425 Comments


Not sure if I'll like this but I will check. I am a serious bm fan and know there are some good album in the genre but also a ton of shitty ones. Hope this fits the first.

Shuyin
March 19th 2012



11471 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

great album

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WashboardSuds
March 19th 2012



4993 Comments


are you the Latino Association for Dyslexics?

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KILL
March 19th 2012



71496 Comments


lmao sup johnny

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TheSpirit
March 19th 2012



17741 Comments


Despite being cheesy as fuck Arckanum rules. I don't know what this review is

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KILL
March 19th 2012



71496 Comments


johnny is too complex for you

LAD
March 19th 2012



136 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

you guys are poser queers

LAD
March 19th 2012



136 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

You are stupid obstacles, it is worth burning hot Torchwood

wheremycountrylies
March 19th 2012



227 Comments


sweet review

gotta check this

KILL
March 19th 2012



71496 Comments


who is neggin?

wheremycountrylies
March 19th 2012



227 Comments


poser queers

Fluttertrank
March 19th 2012



17098 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

lol i remember Gava Fran Trulen, song riffs hard.

Adabelle
March 19th 2012



4254 Comments


Has no one heard of TrueLad?

glezz
March 19th 2012



235 Comments


This is one of the crappiest sounding sorry excuses for Black Metal this side of Burzum. It's unlistenable.
The reviewers first language is obviously Psychoese.

LAD
March 19th 2012



136 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I think part of my believe that you have a young man of low IQ.

LAD
March 19th 2012



136 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I know you a happy man. These things can also keep your penis to self please?

CaptainDooRight
March 19th 2012



28864 Comments


Fran Marder is dick



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