Review Summary: I'm so sorry I lied to you.9 of 9 thought this review was well written
Before we go any farther, I'd like to come clean. I am Stooma. Yes that is correct. I fabricated the whole story about his name being Julio and also his "friend" Stoomatwoma. That's me too. I started in order to have a quick laugh but I eventually realized that people really started to like Stooma, and I was perplexed. So I lashed out in rage! I wrote a scatching review about my own work simply because I was angry that people recognized Stooma but not Crandy. They only liked it because it WASN'T me. Had I uploaded that under the name Crandynewman, I would have been laughed off of the sight. I was selfish, I supposed I enjoyed the attention that the music got me, even though a little bit of it was negative. But for as many ones as those albums got, they also got a lot of good scores too, so even every cloud has a sliver lining.
I had somehow become jealous of myself and I decided to make a second EP just to see if people really liked Stooma. It was slightly less well received but the reaction was mostly positive. I was furious. I got so pissed that I even wrote another song pardoying the Stooma "style" I had adopted and wore so angrily. It was a nice cathartic release and a few people even enjoyed it. But still it wasn't enough. I became overwhelmed and so angry with the style of "Stooma" and how he had a small but devoted fanbase. And that's why I had to come clean here. Because I don't think I'll ever be able to have a good nights sleep again until I do. I've written this at least four times and I keep deleting it. But I hope you guys understand why I lied and can forgive me. Because as sad as it might be, I really do consider you guys some of my best friends, especially the ones that I've gotten to know very well since joining this sight. Please forgive me, Sputnik.