Razor
Evil Invaders


4.5
superb

Review

by KILL USER (57 Reviews)
February 28th, 2012 | 137 replies


Release Date: 1985 | Tracklist

Review Summary: slashin n thrashin

This album is a masterpiece of thrash i mean *** this rules so hard and i am thrashing RIGHT now this album proves that metal will never die even after the world implodes metal will live on in satans hole. While metal is being shat on by bands like BTBAM and Sylosis we remember the good old days, as was the glory of metal and music in general, i mean even pop ruled, bush, gabriel, wham. This album contains shrieks even more metal than found on The Ultra-Violence. The opener Nowhere Fast is prob the best instrumental opener ever, it doesnt get more thrash than this, the riffs are razor sharp the drums are pound hard and the bass is somewhere. The second track Cross Me Fool is even more evil than the first, the main riff sends shivers down my shaft as it builds to the first SHRIEK of the album, which you will hear a lot and you will dig it ***in hard right now. The song drives at a perfect thrash pace, not too too fast not too slow JUST RIGHT, i mean sure the faster the better but for this style of thrash this is the best ***in right. the next track LEGACY OF DOOM is as good as the name suggests. Right away the main riff is even harder than the last, but wait there is more? yep the verse riff is even harder! how did they do it? i dont know but they did so *** you. the title track rules as does the rest of the album blah blah. What you really need to know is that the album never stops thrashing, theres thrash and theres THRASH and this definitely falls into the latter. Overall the riffs rape my cleft asshole and stroke my neck hairs until they stand on end. Why arent there albums like this being made these days you ask? well bands try but due to gay clean production and over stabwounding everything the thrash loses its feel, the feel of razor.

Thrash is the best genre ever made, and while ***ty thrash revival bands like lich king are trying to ruin its legacy, it is the legacy of doom we shall truly remember, the song that is not the genre, although that rules too. This album straight up isnt for faggots, if you are looking for music with emotional lyrics about your ex dating a black dude you wont find it here. This album deals with important subjects such as pranking teachers and kickin over trash cans, basically it ***in rules. Metal lives.



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KILL
February 28th 2012


72285 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

dedicated to my fallen bro sonic, wrote this in 2 mins so ignore the grammar fuck ups but this needed a review so fucking bad

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Hawks
February 28th 2012


35837 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

While metal is being shat on by bands like BTBAM and Sylosis

Automatic pos.

TheNotrap
February 28th 2012


8133 Comments


m/


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JamieTwort
Contributing Reviewer
February 28th 2012


21664 Comments


Fucking pos'd. Still need to jam this.

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NeutralThunder12
February 28th 2012


8742 Comments


"This album is a masterpiece of thrash i mean *** this rules so hard"

pos hard

Ovrot
February 28th 2012


10555 Comments


pos'd

ffs
February 28th 2012


4888 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

i down to riff

KILL
February 28th 2012


72285 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

thanking you

NeutralThunder12
February 28th 2012


8742 Comments


"if you are looking for music with emotional lyrics about your ex dating a black dude you wont find it here. This album deals with important subjects such as pranking teachers and kickin over trash cans, basically it ***in rules. Metal lives."

just punched every generic hipster user of this site in the face would pos twice if possible

Hyperion1001
Staff Reviewer
February 28th 2012


19077 Comments


fuckin rules

Digging: Stereolab - Dots and Loops

coneren
February 28th 2012


11111 Comments


you must enjoy cocks

chambered69
February 28th 2012


1253 Comments


korluen?

CaptainDooRight
February 28th 2012


30366 Comments


YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Digging: Henryk Gorecki - Symphony No. 3, Op. 36

CrimsonFloyd
February 28th 2012


466 Comments


Underrated band.

CaptainDooRight
February 28th 2012


30366 Comments


"This album straight up isnt for faggots, if you are looking for music with emotional lyrics about your ex dating a black dude you wont find it here"

pos'd hard

Itishappeningagain
February 28th 2012


320 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Dude, review Violent Restitution

Killerhit
February 28th 2012


5436 Comments


Wow underrated havent listened to this in ages

CaptainDooRight
February 28th 2012


30366 Comments


guarantee if negs were visual on this site, many peeps wouldn't do it cuz I'd be after their asses

CaptainDooRight
February 28th 2012


30366 Comments


yeah mods can see but only look if a report is given out

but I agree, negs should invalid in there is no reason unless it's apparently obvious as to the reason.

LifeAsAChipmunk
February 28th 2012


4854 Comments


Oh my God, it's KILL!

Pos'd.



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