Max Bemis and The Painful Splits
Max Bemis and The Painful Splits 2


3.5
great

Review

by crandynewman USER (38 Reviews)
February 13th, 2012 | 13 replies


Release Date: 2011 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Max Bemis and the Painful Splits deliver a great 2nd album with one big flaw...

IF you don't know who Max Bemis and the Painful Splits are, then it's Max Bemis's solo project away from Say Anything, his other solo project. While you might think that would make these two bands sound the same you couldn't be more wrong if you tried. And that's the big problemo with Max Bemis and the Painful Splits (i always thought it should be Max Bemis and the Painful Spits because he's known for spitting when he sings), the problem is that it's not very well produced at all! In fact they sound more like home demos than a product you would release to the public. And that drags this down from probably a 5 (or at the very least a 4.5) to a 3.5. But if you can look past that little factoid then you should be all set to enjoy this doozy of an album headed your way.

This album follows pretty much the same forumla as the first one does; great first half, boring second half. And the same is true for both albums, starting off with a band but getting sort of old due to the lack of very good production. Luckily though the album starts off with probably it's best set of songs like I Never Knew You Were So Lonely. It is just a simple three chord song like the opener Chlorine Bath from the first Painful Spits, but its a solid song that doesn't get too complex. The second song Joshua Adam Sultan is pretty good too, although it has one GLARING flaw; it rips off the song Roxanne by the Police! Same melody and same lyrics just shoved right into one of Max's songs! Did he think we wouldn't notice since its surrounded by a song that he wrote?

Caught By Shifra is another good one although its more of a fingerpick ballad than the others are. I remember reading his twitter and he said he was going to put an electric version of this on the new album but as far as I know it's not on it. Lowman is also another highlight but the only reason its so good is because it has a killer vocal line and some decent lyrics to back it up but no real stand out moment in general. The rest of the album is fairly boring but not really bad. And overall we have a really great album that could have been perfect if he gave it the same amount of production as the Say Anything albums. But its just kind of in the middle now.



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crandynewman
February 13th 2012


799 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

pretty good little side project, but i havent heard destroy yet

MisterTornado
February 13th 2012


4507 Comments


obscure crandy

crandynewman
February 13th 2012


799 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

thanks mister!

SCREAMorphine
February 13th 2012


1849 Comments


Your last review was better dude

I need to hear this, only found out about Max Bemis and The Painful Splits like a week ago

crandynewman
February 13th 2012


799 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

thanks scream!





guitarplaya91
February 13th 2012


485 Comments


You dropped the album a point and half for production value? then consider the first half great, and the second half "boring." your writing is getting there, but i have no interest in this album based on this review. at all.

Tyrannic
February 13th 2012


3296 Comments


"While you might think that would make these two bands sound the same you couldn't be more wrong if you tried."

No, actually, a reasonable person wouldn't think that. If he's already made 3-4 albums of a certain style in the past, why would he start a new band just to make something that sounds the same? It would be a negative, honestly, if this sounded anything like say anything.

oh, and constructively: you're not funny. don't try to be funny in a review cause it's just groan worthy and kills the flow.

the logic in this review is just batshit.

you know, as long as you're glad to hear it.

crandynewman
February 13th 2012


799 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

"you know, as long as you're glad to hear it."



not really because its not helpful

newjunkaesthetic93
February 13th 2012


1871 Comments


I bought the first one at a Say Anything show, but it was too boring so I never checked this one out.

Spluger
February 13th 2012


1972 Comments


I'm confused, you rated it a 3.5 because of production but you'd rate it a 4.5 or a 5 even though you think the second half is boring?

crandynewman
February 13th 2012


799 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

yeah spluger

Divine
February 14th 2012


3663 Comments


my farts smell like cat shit

crandynewman
February 14th 2012


799 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

sorry



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