Review Summary: R.I.P. Snowing
Secret Somethings Three
in thirteen haikus or less.
by Statrick Pickles
Twinkle died a bit
when Snowing and Grown Ups left.
It was a sad year
Yet Hightide Hotel,
they kept on making music
but no one listened.
Alas, this release.
Still bummed but super twinkly
Dave Sampson still shreds
The drums go boom boom
zippity zop boop pow zing.
Bill Cosby approves.
'Spring Cleaning' you say?
More like never good enough
to hang with hot girls.
'Kicked Off Bed Island'
Lord knows we've all been there, man.
We feel for you dude.
Oh look, bonus tracks!
Tender and the Terrible
sounds so awesome live.
The vocals don't suck.
The guitar lines are noodles.
You will die someday.
Man, Hightide Hotel
I kinda just want to hang.
You dudes seem all right.
But seriously,
thanks for sticking around guys.
The sad jams live on.
