Review Summary: lol
6 of 6 thought this review was well writtenDamn this *** is retarded. Formed by Scott and Wes Borland (yea i know) this music clearly shows how ***ed up they are. Right from the opening words of "Oh lord bathe me in flame OHHHHHHHH" you know this album is gonna be crazy. The riff in this song is hard, the double bass is furious and the vocals sound like the dark lord himself. If you dont dig this tune then *** you. The best feature of the album is the variety, one minute its hard DM and the next its a folk pop queef number. Which brings me onto Duke Lion, which has the best video ever, the song alone is not so good though. The lyrics in this song ***in rule, they are basically telling the story of how Duke Lion kicks ass and crushes the horde. The lyrics as a whole are terrible but effective, Kali is the Sweethog stands out as having the coolest lyrics. The album kinda plods along playing ***ty ween rip off songs then we are back to the metal, Blood Red Head On Fire kicks in hard after a pointless intro. The opening lyrics of "BLOOD RED HEAD, BLOOD RED HEAD AHHHHHHHHH", ***in rules so much you just cant help sing along with a fist high in the air. Basically minus Duke Lion the non DM songs suck ass. like i dont know what wes was thinking but he was obviously going through a phase of ***ing dudes when he wrote Mighty Penis Laser. The riffs can be ***in good but mostly its just palm muted chug chug 000000, you know..the usual. The drums ***ing rule but they are obviously programmed so it doesnt count! The song Organ Splitter rapes diltch, as does Robot. The 19 min epic titled Its Right in Here flat out ***ing sucks, most of it is just random dumbass noises. Unlike songs like King Crimsons Moonchild where it works, here it falls flat on its dick.
If you like great music then dont bother with this album, but if you like retarded ass music then check it out. The DM songs rule hard and its worth checkin out for them alone. Sure the *** around queef songs are dumb but just skip em. Its better than Limp Bizkit anywho.
