Moevot
Abgzvoryathre


4.0
excellent

Review

by Meatplow USER (111 Reviews)
October 13th, 2011 | 11 replies


Release Date: 1993 | Tracklist


Moëvöt is a french dark ambient/black metal project. Moëvöt is... French. Who truly understands France? Do even the french people... for France has a long cultural history compared to say, Australia. The writer of this here review happens to be from Australia. Now, how can Australian insight possibly have anything to offer towards a dark ambient/black metal project from France? Consider this, dear readers.

The Les Légions Noires, a notorious group of bedroom dwelling introverts who made up their own silly language led by guy named Vordb. On the other hand we have Australia day, a celebration of all things bogan down under for white people who use the excuse of nationalism and patriotism to drink beer, and harrass those of different creed and colour with racial slurs and claims of being unaustralian. Indeed, Moëvöt is incredibly un-australian. Un-australian to the point that Moëvöt, in all its cerebral weirdness, could be accused of being uncouth.. In a roundabout way, being uncouth is entirely Australian. So the argument I put forth, dear readers, is that Moëvöt and Australia go hand in hand, and this reviewer can conduct the best possible objective analysis and dissertation of Moëvöt's 1993 dark ambient/black metal masterpiece Abgzvoryathre.

Now, when we talk about the claustrophobic nature of lo-fi music we are referring to of course the fact that this is music produced on next to no budget, making often deliberate use of cheap and nasty equipment full of happy little accidents to reach an end that could never be achieved in a professional studio with any trained sound engineer pulling their hair out at the result. Moëvöt is more or less the pinnacle of this DIY ethic, along with the rest of the slew of Vordb's groups such as Brenoritvrezorkre and Dzlvarv, as well as Mütiilation, Belketre and co. many have claimed the LLN was the greatest troll on the black metal community ever performed.

They were all wrong. I'm Australian, and as my concise logic has demonstrated I know what i'm talking about.



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Meatplow
October 13th 2011


5524 Comments


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Kz7alO9pvU

Hyperion1001
Staff Reviewer
October 13th 2011


18702 Comments


fucking pos'd so hard

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BallsToTheWall
October 13th 2011


44624 Comments


Rolf at intro.

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AngelofDeath
Staff Reviewer
October 13th 2011


16137 Comments


Lol. Awesome review. Cool demo.

Tyrael
October 13th 2011


20900 Comments


Best. Intro. Ever.

MO
October 13th 2011


18865 Comments


Hard pos, awesome review.

Crysis
Staff Reviewer
October 13th 2011


16435 Comments


rofl this review rules, pos.

one grammar thing though:

Unaustralian to the point, that Moëvöt in all its cerebral weirdness, could be accused of being uncouth.


Should be "Unaustralian to the point that Moëvöt, in all its cerebral weirdness, could be accused of being uncouth."

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AngelofDeath
Staff Reviewer
October 13th 2011


16137 Comments


And should probably be "Un-Australian".

And "french" should be capitalized in the first paragraph.

Meatplow
October 13th 2011


5524 Comments


thanks for the heads up, guys

taylormemer
October 14th 2011


4917 Comments


Nice review dude. I'm gonna be submitting one for Orrery soon.

alachlahol
October 14th 2011


7501 Comments


for as many people as there were who saw lln as a joke there were just as many who took them seriously



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