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The Heat Death of the Universe


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by zach USER (27 Reviews)
August 2nd, 2011 | 101 replies


Release Date: 2003 | Tracklist

Review Summary: But Monday morning quarterbacks always focus on the bad

You guys realize that the heat death of the universe is going to be an implosion, not an explosion, right? I mean, the universe is constantly expanding, it grows larger and larger every day. It creeps towards the bounds of existence and turns nothingness into something, no matter how insignificant. When the day comes, it won’t explode. It can’t explode. Where would it go? No, it’s going to be a cataclysmic implosion of existential dread, and existence will be forced to destroy itself.

It will cease to fabricate intricate webs of existence and be forced to look back into itself. It will confront internal demons and atrocities it has neglected for so long. It will deconstruct elaborate fantasies it had designed to hide and distract itself from these hellish memories. It will cease to externalize blame for all its wrong doings and finally accept responsibility for its actions. It will swell and swirl around the pounding drum of truth it has long avoided until it finally encapsulates it and the two move in unison.

After billions of years, it will finally come to know itself.

And then it will die.



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WeepingBanana
August 2nd 2011


10146 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

sexy

Aids
Contributing Reviewer
August 2nd 2011


23826 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I don't know how the rest of sputnik will feel about this "review" but I think it's brilliant, pos

DiceMan
August 2nd 2011


7068 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

second pararaph feels forced but otherwise this is alright

Voivod
Staff Reviewer
August 2nd 2011


6107 Comments


awesome stuff.



what about the actual music tho?

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iarescientists
August 2nd 2011


5863 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

it's like...a metaphor...and stuff

Shrapnel94
August 2nd 2011


2213 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Awesome, pos'd

mynameischan
Staff Reviewer
August 2nd 2011


17920 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

kill yourself

Maniac!
August 2nd 2011


26250 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Chan's avatar fits the reaction to this article perfectly.

iarescientists
August 2nd 2011


5863 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

this is just for you chan

Electric City
Staff Reviewer
August 2nd 2011


15737 Comments


rules. write reviews for everything

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mynameischan
Staff Reviewer
August 2nd 2011


17920 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

thx zach bb

i'm just mad because if i did this downer would throw a fit

Enotron
August 2nd 2011


7695 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

best reviewer on the site

Electric City
Staff Reviewer
August 2nd 2011


15737 Comments


if you did this id make sweet love to your profile picture

iarescientists
August 2nd 2011


5863 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

i got downer in the palm of my hand

wabbit
August 2nd 2011


7000 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

that's illegal downer

wabbit
August 2nd 2011


7000 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

also ya you are my favourite reviewer.

ffs
August 2nd 2011


4878 Comments


the sweet death of the universe

demigod!
August 2nd 2011


44445 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

the meat death of the universe

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Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
August 2nd 2011


50380 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

the skeet death of the multiverse


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August 2nd 2011


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