Nashville Pussy
Let Them Eat Pussy


5.0
classic

Review

by Plank USER (5 Reviews)
March 31st, 2011 | 29 replies | 8,510 views


Release Date: 1998 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Are you a man? You better be a man. If you aren't a man stop reading this and first grow a pair.

13 of 14 thought this review was well written

Nashville Pussy are real men making real manly music to appeal to men. Did you see that album art cover that is how men make manly album art covers. Let them eat pussy is all about the trial and tribulations of being a man from songs "i'm the man" dealing with the reality of what it is to be a man to "somebody shoot me" as wanting to be shot between the eyes is the ultimate sign of showing how daring and reckless you are. These two factors are needed to become a man.

Do you like drinking, screwing and smashing bottles over non-manly mens heads? Well Nashville Pussy do to and they are men. One time a man accused Nashville Pussy of not being real men, the next day that man woke up to find he had become a woman. Women aren't men. Nashville Pussy not only teach you how to become a man but also how to count. In the song "snake eyes" you will find out 1 + 1 + 1 is 2. Nashville Pussy know that it is cool to stay in school.

This album is short 27 minutes with 12 songs because it's manly to have your album short just like reviews which should be short so you have more time being a man. A solo is needed on every song and they must be fast and short to qualify as a manly solo. Listen to "blowin' smoke" as it has many solo's that are manly. A bro solo is not a manly solo as bro's are boys who are struggling to achieve the honour of being a man.

Orgasms are needed on a manly album. Appetite for destruction had orgasms on rocket queen yet they aren't real men anymore. On "eat my dust" there are orgasms from women and women aren't men so the song is still manly as women don't sing on this album only men do. Orgasms don't count as singing, Ted Nugent can sing although he doesn't orgasm as that's what women do. Ted Nugent is a man. Nashville Pussy are men. Let them eat pussy is an album for men.


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Plank
March 31st 2011



217 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

This album made me into a man.

ButcheredChildren
March 31st 2011



5591 Comments


Sick band.

BigHans
March 31st 2011



26455 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

POS'd. Now I dont have to review this one. Even if youre being sarcastic, review and album rule.

Plank
March 31st 2011



217 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

The divine preachers of manly music.

BigHans
March 31st 2011



26455 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Go Motherfucker Go ftw

Plank
March 31st 2011



217 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Haha thanks BigHans in all honestly I think it's a pretty decent album, somebody shoot me is a tune.

Counterfeit
March 31st 2011



17819 Comments


coulda swore this would be a hans review

BigHans
March 31st 2011



26455 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Ive always meant to review this but I probably would have done it under OFace and it probably would have been just like this.

Counterfeit
March 31st 2011



17819 Comments


wait, you're OFace? Fuck, ive been saying it was maniac this entire time..

BigHans
March 31st 2011



26455 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

lol look at the albums OFace has reviewed. Duh.

Counterfeit
March 31st 2011



17819 Comments


yeah, i thought he was basically stroking your balls

Plank
March 31st 2011



217 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

What a twist

ShadowRemains
March 31st 2011



19440 Comments


smell like a man, man

Plank
March 31st 2011



217 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Like a real man, man

twlichty
March 31st 2011



3394 Comments


lols.

man

Digging: Lusine - A Certain Distance

psykonaut
March 31st 2011



3913 Comments


i prefer alabama thunderpussy but this band is good too

BigHans
April 1st 2011



26455 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

i prefer alabama thunderpussy but this band is good too

^ Fuck yes, band rules hard.

Plank
April 1st 2011



217 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Best album art cover ever!

omnipanzer
April 1st 2011



21391 Comments


This review made me into a man.

Digging: Dead Combo - A bunch of meninos

Plank
April 1st 2011



217 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I feel honoured like only a man can.



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