Against Me!
Against Me!


4.5
superb

Review

by John weathered old reviewer Hanson STAFF
March 24th, 2011 | 101 replies | 19,386 views


Release Date: 2001 | Tracklist

Review Summary: The best acoustic album of 2011 for sure! Wait, there is an extra 1 there...

It’s a pretty big fad to talk about how “honest” someone is when discussing how objectively good something is. “Nah man, he can’t play any instruments and he can’t sing or write a song to save his life, but he totally loves college.” It seems that the more ‘emotional’ (punk) or ‘real’ (rap) or slutty (pop) someone is, the more leeway they get to have critically when it comes to their deficiencies. Are Titus Andronicus really playing anything that special? Probably not. Is Kanye West more than an egotistical prick, really? Doubtful. Was Conor Oberst really the next Bob Dylan at any point in his life? God, I hope not. It really is all just a bunch of crap, designed to let people (AKA: me) whore bands out without having to actually justify them having any merit.

That being said, this Acoustic EP is undoubtedly one of the most honest pieces of music ever to be released. Hyperbole? Yeah, but who gives a fuck.

Tom Gabel pretty much did everything you could do right here. He wrote a bunch of simple acoustic riffs, a bunch of honest portraits of life as a middle class white guy disillusioned with the world he was being thrust into, and then sang as loud as he possibly could, when he can barely hold a note for longer than a syllable. Its kind of like an acoustic Bon Iver: forget all the auxiliary bullshit and love songs, and they may as well be the same damn thing!

Does the technical complexity or song arrangement or overarching concept or textural layers or use of vocal layering or succinct musical timing matter at all? No. The EP is sloppy as all hell. Vocal harmonies abound everywhere, but they aren’t pretty. It sounds just like it would at a rock show: a bunch of dudes (and girl. Singular) singing off key and slightly off time. Most of the guitar parts aren’t played in any normal fashion (you wonder if Tom really knew how to play guitar at this point in his life…), and the song flow is nonexistent. What the fuck makes this any good?

Every song here means something. People can call Tom Gabel out on being some Anarchist tool back in the day, but at this point he had obviously shed most of that and had simply begun realizing the hypocrisies that litter the world. “Jordan’s First Choice” and “Those Anarcho Punks Are Mysterious” are pieces on the state of a world that can’t decide what it wants to be; anthems on how division between selves, right and wrong, and even the confusion of growing up.

And we rock,
Because it's us against them.
We found our own reasons to sing,
And it's so much less confusing
when lines are drawn like that,
When people are either consumers or revolutionaries,
Enemies or friends hanging on the fringes
Of the cogs in the system,
It's just about knowing where everyone stands.


There is of course “Reinventing Axl Rose”, the most punk fucking song ever written. The entire song is simply about the ideal of being a punk band who goes out to play every night for the kids, no matter what the situation, and that want everyone has of having that one place they can be happy regardless (fallin’ in love with their girl, at the rock show). Of course, like every great meaning, 99% of local bands today have no clue what this song is talking about, and it makes its message one tinged with the sad realization that, no, we don’t have bands that play loud and hard every night (exception: Algernon Cadwallader).

The closing songs are the key tracks here (and, oddly, only available on the CD version or via download; sorry vivalavinyl wannabes). If you didn’t hear “Pints of Guinness Make You Strong” this past St. Patricks Day, you aren’t hanging out at the right pub. Suffice to say that this is THE Against Me! song, and if you don’t sing along to “if I would have known just how things would have ended up, I just would have let myself die” you’re probably some sort of evil, soulless robot sent by hipsters from the future. Probably. “Untitled/Armageddon” is the song everyone wants to write, with that one line that’ll haunt your brain for months: “and for the four year old girl found dead in a dumpster, shot by her mother, her eulogy’s the sound of construction through head to head traffic- today is just another day”.

All in all, listen to this EP. If you’ve thought everything I’ve said is either A) pretentious bull*** or B) hokey nonsense or C) mindless drivel, you’re right on all counts. Lucky for you, this Acoustic EP has none of that. It’s a mini classic, and regardless of what you may think of Against Me! From later albums or even stuff like Crimes… or Re-Inventing Axl Rose, its worth a spin.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
Iluvatar
Staff Reviewer
March 24th 2011



16081 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Oh hey guys I'm still staff I guess.

against me for best new music march two thousand eleven

klap
Staff Reviewer
March 24th 2011



10239 Comments


we're not letting this count to keep him on staff right?

Digging: The Bilinda Butchers - Heaven

Iluvatar
Staff Reviewer
March 24th 2011



16081 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

hey this was just a preview of things to come!

now that i lost my entire book i was writing, writing reviews seems to be the thing to do in my life now :cool:

klap
Staff Reviewer
March 24th 2011



10239 Comments


should have just dictated it to me baby

Iluvatar
Staff Reviewer
March 24th 2011



16081 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

dammit klapper why didnt you bring up this idea in the first place???

WeepingBanana
March 24th 2011



10035 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

sup iluvatar

Satellite
March 24th 2011



20674 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

awesome

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Aids
Contributing Reviewer
March 24th 2011



23798 Comments


oh thank god, I thought you died

don't do that to me

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Satellite
March 24th 2011



20674 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

the version of RAR on here is one of my alltime favorite songs.

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
March 24th 2011



49739 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Awesome sauce

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megadeth101
March 24th 2011



865 Comments


contributor

TMobotron
Contributing Reviewer
March 24th 2011



7016 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

pints of guinness off here is fucking unbelievable. one of the greatest things ever, i was just listening to this a lot today actually.

Slum
March 24th 2011



2579 Comments


now that i lost my entire book i was writing, writing reviews seems to be the thing to do in my life now :cool:


That's depressing as fuck

mynameischan
Staff Reviewer
March 24th 2011



17920 Comments

Album Rating: 4.8

after i left your house i put on reinventing axel rose

tom79
March 24th 2011



3363 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Man I've had some good times with these songs. Whether singing them hammered with some buddies around a campfire, or in the car driving down a highway or in a crowded room at a house party. I don't think these songs will ever get old.

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BigHans
March 24th 2011



26455 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

THEY FIND ALL THE RIGHT REASONS TO FUCK IT UP

YOU GOTTA FUCK IT UP

wrong album but don't care.

Satellite
March 24th 2011



20674 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

JUST GIMME A SCENE WHERE THE MUSIC IS FREE
AND THE BEER IS NOT THE LIFE OF THE PARTY
AND THERE'S NO NEED TO SHIT-TALK OR IMPRESS
'CAUSE HONESTY AND EMOTION ARE NOT LOOKED DOWN UPON

BigHans
March 24th 2011



26455 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

AND I SWEAT TO GOD THAT ILL LOVE YOU FOREVER

Emim
March 24th 2011



26469 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Dis is good

gabethepiratesquid
March 24th 2011



4521 Comments


now that i lost my entire book i was writing, writing reviews seems to be the thing to do in my life now :cool:



That's depressing as fuck[2]



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