Nickelback
The Long Road


1.0
awful

Review

by Ian USER (108 Reviews)
November 11th, 2005 | 73 replies | 30,392 views


Release Date: 2003 | Tracklist


6 of 12 thought this review was well written

ďAll right class, raise your hand up if you have heard of the band Nickelback."
ďSo all of you have I see, keep your hand raised if you own any of their albums?"
ďNone of you, really?"


Pretty much what would happen in any 10th grade classroom these days save the fact that one or two of the people actually do own an album of theirs, but are to ashamed to admit it, or at least where I live. To tell you the truth, I couldnít come up with an intro for this so I came up with this stupid thing, but it is truthful. Nickelback have created a formula of writing music and for five straight albums have stuck to it, meaning they have managed to create repetitive, unoriginal, and boring music. Yet, they sell millions each time. You ask, how do they get away with such blasphemy? I answer well by writing a couple of songs each couple of years that are as catchy as their last single in order to hook people into buying their album each and every stinking time. You ask, but how do they get away with it? I answer you can thank MTV and radio stations for overplay that secretly kills one person a year when they hear the same song for the hundredth time. You ask, well what can we do to stop this? I answer, by buying as many Shadows Fall and The Mars Volta albums as you can and then you go on your merry way to buy The War Within and Frances the Mute.


The Long Road is the fourth in the line of albums that have become more unoriginal one after another. This album features some of Nickelbacks popular songs such as Do this Anymore, Someday, and Figured You Out. However, despite unoriginality in the bands music, there are some brilliant lyrics on this album. Believe it or Not, one of the most unoriginal songs musically on here, actually has some brilliant lyrics. While not being straightforward on the song it is easy to figure out that the song is about whether or not a person believes in god. The song would be an above average song to me, but it is plagued by repeating parts and the song could have easily been a little over three minutes long, but to make it seem more unoriginal there is an acoustic part at the beginning of the second half of the song. After that it just repeats the first part of the song.


Quote:
Originally Posted by Believe It Or Not
Could someone deliver us
Just send us some kind of sign
So close to giving up
ĎCause faith is so hard to find
But you donít and you wonít
Until we figure out

An example of what Believe it or Not should have been is the first song on the album Flat on the Floor. Only a little over two minutes long this song isnít really good, but has a driving guitar riff that keeps things slightly interesting, but the some parts repeat over and over is what makes this song, along with almost the rest of the album repetitive and boring despite the short length of the song. In the last sentence I mentioned a driving guitar riff is what keeps things interesting, which is what most of the songs depend on; a driving riff and catchy vocals that after hearing only a slightly different variation of song after song is what really kills this album. There are some songs on here that I like to listen to, such as the hit Someday. Itís a catchy as hell song that I consider to be a good song, but thatís just it; Nickelback write songs that are meant to be heard on the radio and then for the rest of their album they write copy-cat songs that arenít as good as any of the singles.


There are a few attempts to make the album seem more original, but are either rip offs or just plain boring. Another Hole in the Headís intro sounds like a rip off of something that Creed would have written. Shouldíve Listened is a mostly acoustic song that sounds like a regular Nickelback song, but is replaced with acoustic guitars instead of electric. Which is worse than their electric songs. Also, something I must mention, the single Feeliní Way to Damn Good is one of the worst songs that I have ever heard and is so boring and clichť to me that I wish they didnít even put this on the album because I just absolutely hate it. This entire album is stricken with songs that sound like each other and arenít to original to begin with. The lyrics on a few songs are great and well written, but donít manage to save this album from the extreme repetitiveness. Overall you would be better of with even a Creed album, this album gets an awful rating of 1 out of 5. Leave some feedback on your thoughts on the album and the review thanks.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
Storm In A Teacup
November 11th 2005



12687 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Again. I'm effing aware this is the third time to turn this in. There is a problem that only mx can fix and I'm just doing what Damrod and Med57 are telling me to do.

The other two are gone now along with the votes, those that voted please vote again if you see this. This Message Edited On 11.11.05

Med57
Moderator
November 11th 2005



1001 Comments


Thanks for submitting it again man. It's very appreciated. Never heard this, but your review seems to be an accurate reflection of what most people I listen to say about it. I liked Silver Side Up when I first heard it, but they get old incredibly fast.

Storm In A Teacup
November 11th 2005



12687 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Thx Med, I'm sad right now cause I lost the original review that had 6 votes for it and some nice review compliments. : (

FauxApathy
November 11th 2005



98 Comments


They're not THAT bad.

Flat on The Floor is a good song. Believe it or not is averege. Everything else sounds The same. I'd say a 2, not a 1.

wikuk
November 11th 2005



1110 Comments


I like feeling way to d*mn good most of the cd

Storm In A Teacup
November 11th 2005



12687 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

thx empty hearted, I'm busy writing reviews that I hope will end up adding to around 10 to 20 and then I'll turn all of them in in 2-3 days altogether, but it'll take me a while.

davybum69
November 11th 2005



161 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

This band sucks I wish you could rate it 0.

isaacfeagin
November 11th 2005



2 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

ok, seriously.....
NICKELBACK IS AWESOME!

i have silver side up thru all the right reasons and all three kick ass

Storm In A Teacup
November 11th 2005



12687 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Of course you mainstream lovers wouldn't have their two albums that aren't crap.

The State & Curb

pulseczar
November 11th 2005



2385 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

their newest album is even worse than this, which I thought was a physical impossibility

pulseczar
November 11th 2005



2385 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

'all the right reasons' i think it's called. It was number 1 in north america for 4 consecutive weeks *cries*

Storm In A Teacup
November 11th 2005



12687 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

It's the only one from them I don't have, which I don't plan on getting.

BTW, it's already 2x Platinum. :/

riobravo1023
November 11th 2005



274 Comments


I still like the album The State. They just got worse with each album they put out. I thought Curb and The State weren't too bad.

Blackbird
November 12th 2005



39 Comments


I haven't heard the album from start to finish, but i have heard most of the songs on it.

Some of the songs on the album are okay but if you want a band of versatility and change... Nickelback is the last band you want to hear.

When will Nickelback draw away from the use of distortion.. I'm getting sick of it.. who else is?

Storm In A Teacup
November 12th 2005



12687 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

[quote=]I still like the album The State. They just got worse with each album they put out. I thought Curb and The State weren't too bad.[/quote]

That's because both of those albums showed promise from the band, but it went down hill after The State.

Cravinov13
November 13th 2005



3854 Comments


I'm having a difficult time understanding why this album is being abused so much. Sure, it's not the best Hard Rock you'll ever hear, but it is not half bad. I like Someday, Can't Do This Anymore, See You At The Show, and Figured You Out.

Electric City
Staff Reviewer
November 13th 2005



15727 Comments


Photograph is the only good Nickelback song, but they are truly quite horrible. These guys are the song who sing the one that starts "I like my hands around your neck" right?

Digging: Alvvays - Alvvays

Electric City
Staff Reviewer
November 13th 2005



15727 Comments


lol because Canada likes them. And Photograph is not a terrible song.

Electric City
Staff Reviewer
November 13th 2005



15727 Comments


Yeah but its definitely better than Someday or Feeling Way Too Damn Good

Storm In A Teacup
November 13th 2005



12687 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Someday>Photograph>Feeling' Way to Damn Good


/my opinion



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