Ween
12 Golden Country Greats


4.0
excellent

Review

by Bill Thomas USER (15 Reviews)
February 9th, 2011 | 10 replies | 3,384 views


Release Date: 1996 | Tracklist

Review Summary: I don't know what's going on! What counts as a "short" paragraph. Conclusions can be made about the possibility of the existence of Ghandi. Rabid Werewolf pedophile, or political activist? I don't know, I don't think I am in the position to make that judg

4 of 4 thought this review was well written

I exist secondarily to my right pinky toenail. Without my right pinky toenail I would completely cease to exist. And now, because I have revealed a weakness to what I perceive to be all of the people in the world, I must get rid of it. And cease to exist...But since I am unsure of my toenail's existence, I might not be able to get rid of it, because it doesn't really exist.

But since the toenail is a condition for my own existence, if it doesn't exist, then I don't really exist, and I can't really type this thing that I'm typing now. But I did type it, or at least I think I typed it. I mean I THINK I think I typed it, but I can't be sure, it is entirely possible that this text isn't really here, but rather it is a strip mall. With a pizza place, a grocery store, and a pot-slinging chinese restaurant with two identical coffee shops facing each other. Inside the internet. This seems alot like the area which the store I perceive to be employed at occupies. Since the store which I perceive that I am employed at is in the space that I think I am typing, then I am really just working, but I don't think I am working, I think I am at home, in my roommate's chair typing this review about some Country album that my boredom conjured out of nowhere. But was I really bored? Boredom implies lack of things to do, this review is something to do. If I had this to do why was I bored? Does my boredom mean that I'm not really typing this, because if that is the----

BANANA

YES...

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN NNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

case then why do I think I'm bored, why am I reviewing this album. I don't think I'm reviewing this album, but the text at the top of my screen is saying that I am. Or at least that the screen is reviewing it. But that has nothing to do with anything, because I don't think that's possible. Of course I could be mistaken, I could actually be the screen and I'm simply looking at a mirror. A broken mirror in which I see words flashing across my funny square-face. Maybe you know what's really going on---you...I don't know who I'm talking to, the problem shows itself again. For some reason I thought I was addressing someone other than myself, but as far as I know I am all by myself. But that might be what they want me to think. But who are they? Am I just a slice of cheese in a room typing on a computer with a hamburger watching me? I'll leave that up to Dr. James Pepper. Is James his real name? Is he really a doctor? Or even a 'he'? I maintain my disbelief that he is nothing more than liquidated korn....



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psykonaut
February 9th 2011



3913 Comments


wat

druglesshippie
February 9th 2011



182 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I think that maybe I am just psyko. But that can't be, because the c doesn't exist. If part of the word doesn't exist then does the concept it represent exist? FUCK YOUR ONTOLOGY

psykonaut
February 9th 2011



3913 Comments


...wat

druglesshippie
February 9th 2011



182 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Again i find myself licking the surface of the planet. BEAM ME UP!

psykonaut
February 9th 2011



3913 Comments


oh, now i understand
pos btw

Aids
Contributing Reviewer
February 9th 2011



23798 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

haha this band rules, they headlined Sasquatch last year, I should get this

druglesshippie
February 9th 2011



182 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

AIDS! DOO DOO DEE DOO DOO DOO DOO
H.I.V. DOO DOO DEE DOO DOO DOO DOO
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H.I.V. DOO DOO DEE DOO DOO DOO DOO
AIDS! DOO DOO DEE DOO DOO DOO DOO
H.I.V. DOO DOO DEE DOO DOO DOO DOO
AIDS! DOO DOO DEE DOO DOO DOO DOO
H.I.V. DOO DOO DEE DOO DOO DOO DOO

AtavanHalen
February 9th 2011



17927 Comments


Git down you big booty bitch n start suckin

WatchItExplode
February 9th 2011



3204 Comments


I've always thought this was a skippable Ween album but your lush and descriptive review convinced me to give it another chance Mr. Thomas.

MISTER RICHARD SMOKER

americanmusicmachine
February 9th 2011



3953 Comments


I love "Piss up a Rope"

good review also man.



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