Anal Cunt
Fuckin' A


3.0
good

Review

by ConsiderPhlebas USER (34 Reviews)
January 14th, 2011 | 79 replies


Release Date: 2011 | Tracklist


I might not know art but I know what I like, and what I like is talking about cocks and vaginas and hearing people refer to women as ‘cunts’. Anal Cunt have always offered something in this regard, because their Shakespearian odes to the smiling vagina-machines 1. Fuck Yeah
2. Crankin' My Bands Demo On A Box At The Beach
3. Loudest Stereo
4. Kickin' Your Ass And Fuckin' Your Bitch
5. Hot Girls On The Road
6. Whiskey, Coke And Sluts
7. All I Give A Fuck About Is Sex
8. I'm Gonna Give You AIDS
9. Yay! It's Pink!
10. I Wish My Dealer Was Openthat bear the children we don’t want have always been, shall we say, challenging. But sadly, and crucially, their music has always been frantically shit. The irony of writing lyrics designed to offend even the most debased, degenerate slime of humanity, then burying them in incomprehensible, effeminate screeches was obviously lost upon the band, as it formed the main body of their work for over a decade. Only the profoundlyjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj jjjjjjjj dddddddddddddddddddddddddd eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeffort into their songs this time around, producing a half-decent punk/metal album that’s as much G.G.Allin as it is Anal Cunt.

I’ll let you let me fuck you in your fucking ass
I’ll give you AIDS while I shove it in your ass.


Seth Putnam still sounds like a whiney bitch, but this time around his screams have a little moracist and you’ve got big tits! Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah!’ On the other hand, there is the near Disney swoon of ‘Hot Girls is hinted at in the opening line: ‘I saw this stupid cunt in the front of the stage. I got hard because she was underage.’ But all of this blurs together as the album rattles along, and yeah it’s all a little rambunctious, a little too half-assed to be taken seriously, but I’ll be damned if these aren’t some good tunes. And where else are you going to get this kind of in-your-faceness? Fucking Stars of the Lid? Fucking Agalloch? Yeah, I thought so. Fuckin’ A.



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ShadowRemains
January 14th 2011


20842 Comments


lmao, pos'd

ConsiderPhlebas
January 14th 2011


6157 Comments


Fingers crossed for my first feature. And cheers, SR.

chesse13
January 14th 2011


3426 Comments


hate this band so much

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Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
January 14th 2011


31213 Comments


So if I like Susan Boyle....

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ConsiderPhlebas
January 14th 2011


6157 Comments


...get on it

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
January 14th 2011


31213 Comments


Let me just get off Susan first

ConsiderPhlebas
January 14th 2011


6157 Comments


That'll take awhile

timbo8
January 14th 2011


618 Comments


nah thanks

Xenophanes
Emeritus
January 14th 2011


10594 Comments


Let me just get off Susan first

ew.

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ConsiderPhlebas
January 14th 2011


6157 Comments


At least get out of her

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
January 14th 2011


31213 Comments


This is great work though

dr2den
January 14th 2011


1342 Comments


fuck yaa

Irving
Staff Reviewer
January 14th 2011


7306 Comments


Yeah that’s it, his voice has giant hairy balls now.


POS.

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ConsiderPhlebas
January 14th 2011


6157 Comments


Fuckin' a, bro

ConsiderPhlebas
January 14th 2011


6157 Comments


Cheers, man. I'd hate people to get the wrong impression - I'm actually a huge fan of Stars of the Lid.

Crisis
January 14th 2011


169 Comments


First sentence is so fucking awesome. Pos'ed the shit out of this.

ConsiderPhlebas
January 14th 2011


6157 Comments


Gentle grind is the future. Thanks, Crisis.

vanderb0b
January 14th 2011


3473 Comments


Really great review. Doubt that they'll ever top Picnic of Love, though.

Relinquished
January 14th 2011


25097 Comments


too bad the song names aren't nearly as quotable as the songs before these

dr2den
January 14th 2011


1342 Comments


agreed



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