Chris Isaak
Heart Shaped World


4.0
excellent

Review

by BigHans USER (108 Reviews)
December 17th, 2010 | 29 replies


Release Date: 1989 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Wicked Game rules, the rest of the album is pretty good too.

There’s a really awesome song on Chris Isaak’s dreary masterpiece “Heart Shaped World” called “Blue Spanish Sky” that immediately makes you summon images of Antonio Banderas cock-surely strolling into some random bar in Spain or Mexico and immediately making panties drop. You know how when he would say “I…..am Antonio Banderas” in a total “I know exactly what I’m doing to the bitches” tone? Well, picture what the perfect background music would be and you would have “Blue Spanish Sky.” There are a few reasons Chris Isaak is a legend, from being someone that David Lynch totally fapped over, to pulling off something that Roy Orbison was probably really pissed about: sounding like Roy but not resembling a basement dwelling corpse, to making songs that are pretty much the epitome of sex. Isaak’s career was neither long nor exactly consistently illustrious, but his “I’m pretty damn good looking and can sing a little and I totally know it” confidence helped him unleash one great album upon us, and it’s a damn fine soundtrack to the more serene moments in life.

“Heart Shaped World” is best described as a classy exercise in fusing rock, blues, and jazz while throwing a massive tribute towards the badass crooners of yesteryear. Isaak sounded like Orbison, acted like Sinatra, and carried himself with the restrained class of Bennett. “Heart Shaped World” is a lot of things, but really it’s one of those albums you throw on when trying to relax, if you’re in a desert or Mexico or something, and most importantly, if you’re about to get laid. From the title track to “Blue Spanish Sky,” from “I’m Not Waiting” to more upbeat Orbison owing numbers like “Don’t Make Me Dream About You,” Isaak proves that he wasn’t just a one-trick pony who rode a ridiculously awesome song into the limelight and poster-ized himself on the walls of teenage girls, and horny cougars alike.

Chances are you know that one awesome song. “Wicked Game” is the type of song that is immediately associated with an activity, every second of it perfectly mirroring its subject matter, drenched with passion and oozing pure f*cking sex. Aside from having arguably the greatest music video of all-time showcasing a black and white film of Isaak railing Helena “arguably the hottest women ever” Christensen on some random Caribbean Beach, “Wicked Game” is just one of those songs, a song that unquestionably defines the very subject it’s trying to describe and easily lands as one of the greatest of the decade. More importantly, “Wicked Game” is a problem solver, (i.e. solving the problem that most of us don’t have a clue on how to romance a woman), and because of this, gives us hope. “Wicked Game” was given to us for a reason, and that reason is by now completely self-explanatory. Luckily, the majority of “Heart Shaped World” serves the same purpose as its greatest song, and lets us know that Isaak is kind enough to provide a literal blueprint to seduction without having to put “Wicked Game” on repeat.



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BigHans
December 17th 2010


26454 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Probably sucks just wanted to talk about how awesome Wicked Game is.

BigHans
December 17th 2010


26454 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

In case nobody has seen arguably the greatest music video of the 80's/90's: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oaHHrNQVrg

WatchItExplode
December 17th 2010


3303 Comments


agreed

Inveigh
December 17th 2010


25116 Comments


I love Wicked Game, and of course the video

nice work Hans. I think we should all aspire to be a little more like Chris Isaak.

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Athom
Staff Reviewer
December 17th 2010


17225 Comments


wicked game is ingrained in my skull. love that song

Athom
Staff Reviewer
December 17th 2010


17225 Comments


also i want that man's chin

BigHans
December 17th 2010


26454 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I wanted to be able to roll around a beach naked with Helena Christensen. And teh fact they were shooting a video means that they probably had to do at least 100 different takes.

Im guessing that is in Isaak's permenant spank bank.

Counterfeit
December 17th 2010


17819 Comments


this is that one guy

BigHans
December 17th 2010


26454 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Your mom prolly wanted him bad Feit

JesusChris
December 17th 2010


673 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Holy shit, just dug this record out of the closet last night and came on here to see if it had a review and was all disappointed when it didn't.

Wicked Game's been on repeat all day.

BigHans
December 17th 2010


26454 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Great minds think alike. Ive listened to Wicked Game like 6 times today.

Counterfeit
December 17th 2010


17819 Comments


whoa man

BigHans
December 17th 2010


26454 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Dude every chick her age in America wanted to bone Isaak, its no big deal.

JesusChris
December 17th 2010


673 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

He's just as hot as her.

Counterfeit
December 17th 2010


17819 Comments


but like she was all anti-pop and was like thrashin n shit


BigHans
December 17th 2010


26454 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Doesnt matter Wicked Game is universal, everyone loves that song.

GeorgeCostanza
December 17th 2010


196 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

i've actually heard this entire CD several times

was inspired to buy it from the undeniable greatness of "Wicked Game" and the blinding hotness of that chick in the video

it's actually a decent album. good review

Counterfeit
December 17th 2010


17819 Comments


GON THRASH
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BigHans
December 17th 2010


26454 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Thanks MJ. Yeah Helena Christensen is a fucking smoke show in that vid. If my 11 year old self could have fapped the first time I saw it, I would have.

Counterfeit
December 17th 2010


17819 Comments


thrash with me i feel it in my bones



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