The Plot To Blow Up The Eiffel Tower
Dissertation, Honey


4.0
excellent

Review

by dreamobile USER (6 Reviews)
October 2nd, 2010 | 16 replies | 5,476 views


Release Date: 2003 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Tightly wound chaos.

2 of 2 thought this review was well written

Ironically, for all the no wave skronk to be found on this album The Plot to Blow Up the Eiffel Tower made a lot of waves in their time. Bringing a furious performance to match their music, the stage antics of Brandon Welchez are well documented. The band sounds loud and hard on the album, and in person they sound louder and harder. When you left one of their shows you were bruised and bleeding from the ears. And, if you’re a fan of hardcore punk that’s not afraid to shake things up, you probably had the time of your life.

Their 2003 release Dissertation, Honey is a very divisive album. Most people either love it or hate it, and while I am most definitely one of the former I can see how some people would not enjoy this. Part of this depends on the listener of course. If a punk/jazz mashup doesn’t sound appealing to you, chances are Dissertation, Honey is not going to change your mind. However, if you’re a fan of post-hardcore and not against a little experimentation this album could be just what you’re looking for. Perhaps.

If you can get past the initial hurdle of “Punk? Jazz? Together?! Madness!” you still may not like this album. The most common complaint against the band is their harsh, often jarring juxtaposition of the two styles. And while this is true to a certain extent, it’s not due to a lack of ability or poor song structure. Listen closely and you’ll see that a lot of attention has been paid to how the album plays out, threads that link the songs, which proves there is a method to the madness. One example would be the sequencing of tracks 4 and 5. The aptly named “Funeral Procession” is a mournful dirge that sets the tone for the next piece. “For Marcus” is a hair raising song about the suicide of Marcus Wayman. A somber trumpet solo partway through the song harks back to the previous song, before Welchez’s caustic lament “now it’s all over there’s no regrets” burns out the song. Elsewhere is “Attached To The Hip”, a biting commentary on the shallow contests of one-upmanship that occur in middle class suburban America. It ends with some instrumental smooth jazz, stuff the “bourgeoisie” preoccupied with keeping up with the Joneses mentioned in the song would listen to.

However all this analysis is thrown out the window when you’re actually listening to this album. The band may trip you up with their free jazz tendencies, but when they settle into a groove they straight up rock. Much is owed to the bassist Willy Graves (RIP). Whether he’s giving “One Stab Deserves Another” its funky edge or single handedly holding up “Circuits” with his thick lines, he does an awesome job. And of course there’s the frontman Welchez. His frantic cries on “Sometimes I’d Wish I’d Lost A Leg” are so downright infectious, you’ll find yourself singing along unconsciously, screaming “now my hand’s in the hive” in your car and getting strange looks from passersby. Or maybe that’s just me.

So yes, Dissertation, Honey may not be an easy listen. It’s post-hardcore that owes more to John Zorn’s Naked City than Nation of Ulysses. It’s about half an hour’s worth of dissonant riffs bookended by spoken word pieces by Beat poet Kailani Amerson. But dissonance is this band’s strong suit. This is a band that managed to win San Diego’s Best Punk Act 2 years running, and at the same time get banned from Baltimore for their shenanigans on stage. So while you may not be able to experience their unique form of aural chaos in person anymore, you can always throw on this album whenever you’re in the mood for some great punk rock.



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TheSpirit
October 2nd 2010



17720 Comments


This sounds really cool. Cool review too

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cvlts
October 2nd 2010



8954 Comments


band is all rite.

StreetlightRock
Emeritus
October 2nd 2010



3766 Comments


Love in the Fascist Brothel is absolutely kick ass, I'd love to check this out.

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IRAI
October 2nd 2010



1567 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

album rules

Irving
Staff Reviewer
October 2nd 2010



7171 Comments


This is a great third review. Well done man. I enjoyed reading it.

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EasternLight
October 2nd 2010



2700 Comments


sounds very interesting. do want.

Bitchfork
October 2nd 2010



7584 Comments


I listened to this twice and wasn't thinking the ideas were fully-formed but I'll try again.

Jonnyborg
October 2nd 2010



232 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I rather enjoy this album.

fits in just fine when I binge on fugazi, frodus, moss icon and the like.

Kaleid
October 3rd 2010



711 Comments


Sounds like they just threw in jazz for the hell of it. Sounds very interesting though, I'm gonna check it out. Nice review, too

Jonnyborg
October 4th 2010



232 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

@kaleid: yeah, basically. Works alright though.

Cygnatti
February 26th 2013



21350 Comments


this is interesting

EaglesBecomeVultures
August 28th 2013



5224 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

cool album

EaglesBecomeVultures
August 28th 2013



5224 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

it's a 3.5 but the albums on my front page are too perfect right now

Mendross
August 29th 2013



383 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

The Nation of Ulysses anyone

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EaglesBecomeVultures
August 29th 2013



5224 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

rhetorical question prob

Lakes.
October 5th 2013



26822 Comments


feet danglin

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