KISS
Carnival of Souls: The Final Sessions


1.0
awful

Review

by Pedro B. USER (303 Reviews)
February 15th, 2010 | 16 replies


Release Date: 1997 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Trash metal.

By the mid-90’s, the concept of KISS had once again started to be associated with makeup and the original lineup of Stanley/Simmons/Frehley/Criss. A successful reunion tour had allowed the group to, once again, milk their old hits and regain most of their lost momentum. However, the previous formation, with guitarist Bruce Kulick and drummer Eric Singer, had never been officially disbanded, and in fact a whole album had been recorded, only to be shelved when the reunion became a reality. In 1998, that album was finally released under the name Carnival Of Souls: The Final Sessions. However, much like the “Farewell Tour” didn’t really bid farewell to anybody, neither would these Final Sessions mark the end of anything, except maybe of KISS’s unmade-up phase.

But I digress. What does the album sound like, you ask. Well, to put things in context, here’s a quote from Gene Simmons (who else!?) about the band’s state of mind right after Revenge had been released:

”We felt that Seattle grunge bands had killed all the fun in Rock’n’Roll. There were no more lighting shows, cool clothes or effects. The musicians dressed like beggars. That’s why hip-hop gained so much space. At least the artists were talking about women and money, not about what a drag life was”.

Five years later, KISS released Carnival of Souls. And it was a grunge album.

That’s right. Never ones to shy away from sounding hypocritical or jumping on bandwagons, Stanley and Simmons tried to ride the grunge gravy train. The problem? It was 1998, and nobody gave two sh*ts about grunge anymore. Everyone had moved on to new-metal, and the main grunge bands had either shifted their style or were dead. KISS were riding a bandwagon which had long since derailed, crashed and burned, which made their stylistic exercise entirely pointless, basically negating Simmons’ initial goal in undertaking it.

However, even if grunge hadn’t been entirely redundant at the time, this album would still have been irrelevant, quite simply because it sucks. Hard. The stylistic change sounds blatantly, completely fake, and the songs are directionless, drab, and the complete anthitesis of what KISS were all about. The first hint of this is given by the cover. It features neither kabuki makeups nor glammed-up pretty boys. Instead, we get four fugly bearded guys, in a washed-out photo, accompanied by generic font, that just screams “bootleg”. Once we pop the record in, things don’t get much better.

KISS were a party-rock band with some decent hard rock riffs and mindless, fun choruses. That’s all their fans wanted from them. Certainly, nobody wanted an album that would make Bleach sound cheerful and light-hearted. And yet, that’s what Carnival Of Souls is. Gone were the breezy, punchy riffs of yore, and in its place were murky, relentlessly heavy, but also drab exercises in feedback. Gone were the party-on lyrics, replaced by insurmountably depressing reflections on life, whose only common trait with the past is the often laughable lyricism (”cardboard boxes filled with hate/in my head”). In short, this is one downer of an album.

The funny part is, initially it doesn’t seem like it will be that different. Hate basically sounds like a downbeat version of Unholy or God Of Thunder, with some nu-metal riffs thrown in (surprising, since at the time of the album’s inception, nu-metal was still to be made popular, by first Sepultura and then Korn). However, second track Rain sounds exactly like what it is: second-generation Soundgarden cloning, right down to the vocals, whose high-pitched whining would make Chris Cornell proud. In fact, the song sounds just like Audioslave, which in itself is nothing but…well, you get my point. Often, in this song as well as in other moments throughout the album, Paul Stanley’s vocals also sound a bit like Ozzy, except, you know, worse.

To be honest, though, this part of the album isn’t so bad. Master & Slave brings some interesting bass by Simmons (!!) and Childhood’s End is as close as this album comes to a standout, a radio-rock ballad with sweeping orchestral arrangements and an attractive chorus. Unfortunately, it all goes downhill pretty fast, as the album takes a turn for the boring. To call the next few songs “chorusless” or “lacking riffs” would be to pay them a compliment; they’re nothing but seemingly interminable blank spaces which barely register in your mind. Your attention is only recaptured much further on, when Seduction comes through sounding like those sitar-infused tracks George Harrison wrote in the hippy-trippy phase of The Beatles. Even though this song eventually shoots itself in the foot by featuring a totally uninteresting chorus, I will nonetheless award it standout status, however begrudgingly.

Make no mistake, though: this album is atrocious. Even the standouts are only so in context, much like in Carnival Of Souls’ spiritual cousin, Music From: The Elder. However, not even The Elder or its main competitor, Animalize, were this bad. At least they gave us something to point and laugh at. This, on the other end, is just drab from beginning to end, to the point where I barely made it to a fourth listen. It isn’t even KISS’s St. Anger; it’s more like their Load. If you want to see some grunge done right, go get some Soundgarden, Alice In Chains or Nirvana. Or even one of those generic radio-rock bands that populate the radio these days. Even they are sure to be better than this piece of crap. Mythologically awful. Avoid, avoid, avoid. Like the plague.

Recommended Tracks
Childhood’s End
Seduction



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Romulus
February 15th 2010


8447 Comments


This is probably the most impressive discog I've seen since I've been on sputnik

ReturnToRock
February 15th 2010


3448 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Thanks a lot. I hope you realise I die for your sins.

Gyromania
February 15th 2010


15979 Comments


Perfect... have a pos.

Summary: Trash metal.

This^

ReturnToRock
February 15th 2010


3448 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Yeah, I had a couple of alternate summaries in mind, but ever since I heard what this album was all about, I knew THAT was the one. I have been keeping it for weeks now waiting for this to suck. Fortunately for me and the summary, it did.

Gyromania
February 15th 2010


15979 Comments


Haha- I haven't read your entire Kiss discography reviews, but is this the final one?

ReturnToRock
February 15th 2010


3448 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

No. Couple more to go. Two albums, plus one live and one best of, and then hopefully I'm done.

EverythingEvil2113
February 15th 2010


1280 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

...i like this album

LepreCon
February 15th 2010


4152 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

...me too

Ire
February 16th 2010


41822 Comments


me approves of that

BigHans
July 11th 2011


26454 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

this album is so terrible.

pacedown
April 24th 2012


174 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

just because its under-rated and has a change in direction, it disappoints the nationalist metalheads. otherwise this aint bad music and some songs are even beyond Kiss' quality. *jungle

danielcardoso
July 31st 2013


2570 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Jungle is the only good track here. Besides, it's crap.

mark7477
October 7th 2013


395 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I think the first half of this album is really great I personally dig the heavy rock vibe in Hate and the other 2 songs childhood's end and I will be there are great for the sake of dong something different very well done.The second half is where it's starts losing me perhaps a tad bit boring with the exception of never goes away in my opinion.

facupm
January 5th 2014


8409 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

sucks, and whats worse its their longer album

facupm
January 28th 2014


8409 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

Crap

danielcardoso
August 27th 2014


2570 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

This is probably one of the worst albums I have ever heard.



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