Slayer
Reign in Blood


5.0
classic

Review

by sonictheplumber STAFF USER (107 Reviews)
August 15th, 2009 | 83 replies | 4,674 views


Release Date: 1986 | Tracklist


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One time, I thought it'd be cool to let my Christian grandmother listen to Angel of Death. Usually, she's pretty open-minded when it comes to music, unlike many other Christian old ladies. She enjoys the occasional AC/DC song, and she likes Snoop Dogg too. So I figured, "Hey, what if she likes Slayer,". As soon as the opening riff came out, within five or six seconds of the song starting, she frantically and anxiously cried, "I just can't handle this," and then she promptly left the room. She didn't even make it to Tom Araya's scream. It put a smile on my face.

So yeah, that's how brutally awesome Slayer is. No other band, especially in the genre of metal, has that type of power. Slayer is evil, and it just sounds good. I've let my grandma listen to everything from Gwar to Dethklok to Iron Maiden (The Number of the Beast of course), and NOTHING has garnered a single reaction from her. She just sits there, quietly thinking to herself, "My grandson likes this!". But Slayer actually made her leave the ***ing room.

So yeah, Reign in Blood is brutal and anyone who tells you otherwise is a liar. Buy this album now.

(And my mom hates this *** too.)



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SCREAM!
August 15th 2009



9576 Comments


I guess even a half deaf old lady couldnt handle how shitty slayer is

SAY WHAT!

TricksterGRex
August 15th 2009



2087 Comments


hey arent you that guy who likes dissection and children of bodom

robertsona
Staff Reviewer
August 15th 2009



14884 Comments


haha review rules



pos'd

lobby
August 15th 2009



1251 Comments


why did i pos this?

SCREAM!
August 15th 2009



9576 Comments


Heard many, many slayers songs but yes thats the only full album.

Also, site doesnt allow you to edit your fave bands anymore

*puts on sacrament*

marksellsuswallets
August 15th 2009



4848 Comments


Can't stand Slayer for more than 15 seconds so I can identify with your grandma.

KILL
August 15th 2009



67082 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

slayer mother fuckers

charlesfishowitz
August 15th 2009



1794 Comments


good band

marksellsuswallets
August 15th 2009



4848 Comments


Sorry ultra-repetitive riffs, irritating vocals, overdone subject matter (I'm aware it came out 23 years ago but that just makes it dated so w/e), horrible guitar tones, and utterly nonsensical guitar solos don't appeal to me.

charlesfishowitz
August 15th 2009



1794 Comments


utterly nonsensical dweebles and dumbles

marksellsuswallets
August 15th 2009



4848 Comments


Don't get me wrong, I respect the heck out of them for what they've done for heavy music, I'm just not a fan of
their work...at all...seriously.

utterly nonsensical dweedles and dumbles

also tweetles and dees

charlesfishowitz
August 15th 2009



1794 Comments


hanging out with the sneeches on the beaches later you guys in y/n?

marksellsuswallets
August 15th 2009



4848 Comments


As long as they aren't the stuck up douches with the stars then yeah I'm down for some sneech action

KILL
August 15th 2009



67082 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

hahaha

south_of_heaven 11
August 15th 2009



5426 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

review fail.

TricksterGRex
August 15th 2009



2087 Comments


quit spamming

KILL
August 15th 2009



67082 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

lighten up soh

SCREAM!
August 15th 2009



9576 Comments


Must be cause of all the agression they get from Slayer music

charlesfishowitz
August 15th 2009



1794 Comments


"He's still sour because I called him a douche in 2007. "

i bet hes still thinking about it

mynameischan
Staff Reviewer
August 15th 2009



17913 Comments


god



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