Necro
The Sexorcist


1.0
awful

Review

by SkinneeJay USER (9 Reviews)
June 11th, 2009 | 24 replies | 8,721 views


Release Date: 2005 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Not even Soulja Boy will step this low.

2 of 8 thought this review was well written

There is, perhaps, a time in your life where you want to check out bad music. Where you want to see the bad side of music. As if good music started to get boring. I had that time. I could go for 50 Cent, Soulja Boy, Linkin Park or Radiohead. Too bad 50 Cent isn't that horrible, Soulja Boy is too annoying to listen to, Linkin Park are hated because it's cool to hate them and I still need to get into Radiohead. So, knowing sex and Rap don't really mix, I decided to try Necro's The Sexorcist. I knew it's going to be bad, but how bad could it really be?

Very, very bad. The Sexorcist is a painful experience. This album almost made me forget why I even listen to Rap in the first place. Anything that could've made Public Enemy, Run-D.M.C., El-P, Quarashi or Eminem good rappers is not in here. Necro's rapping is clumsy and the style feels like a grade-Z El-P flow, only the music is so bad you can't even think of El-P. There's also all kinds of small "booms" and piano sounds in the background. I think they're supposed to be "beats", but they're too bad to be called like that. Let's call it random background noise and finish it off.

Of course, the reason you actually want to check out the album is not because Necro may rap half the level of 50 Cent, but because the album has only one subject matter going for it: Sex. Oh wait, there's a little bit more, and that is edge play, S&M or any other new method to "experiment with sexuality". Now when I think about it, The Sexorcist isn't exactly about sex. It's not even about picking up a girl and going to bed (See also: "Foxy Foxy" by Rob Zombie). It's simply about violent sex that's supposed to be both erotic and scary. Why is there no song about having sex during a car crash?

The Sexorcist is an album that takes things to the extreme. An album that wants to shock you. The problem is, Necro doesn't have enough substance and he simply can't shock you. Having sex with knives and guns isn't shocking. It's funny because it's stupid. Necro can't make all these sex-and-gore songs into anything erotic because the focus is on being offensive and shocking without anything else. Talking about being buried between a pair of tits isn't sexy. It's not even offensive. It's simply stupid. Everybody can talk about violent sex, but making it appealing, somehow, is the real challenge.

The worst of all, however, is that The Sexorcist is simply boring. It can't even be bad enough that you'll be either amused or repulsed. Well, you do get repulsed at the first few songs. However, the songs can only be repulsive for so long before they become boring. After a few songs, you stop getting all worked up because Necro disses girls he has sex with and simply think that you've heard it all already. If it wasn't for the moaning in "The Sexpert" you couldn't tell it from other songs. "I Degrade You" and "I Remain Stiff" are pretty much the same, only "I Remain Stiff" got an idiotic hook. What makes "Piss" so memorable is how forgettable it is. I'm waiting to understand why the song even exists.

At the end of it all, The Sexorcist is an album you should only listen to so you could know what bad music is. There is no other purpose for the album. Bad beats, bad lyrics, bad rapping, no vibe at all unless you're a masochist. There's so many albums that do anything this album could've done better. Beats? Public Enemy or El-P. A dark, scary vibe? Bone Machine. Anything that can actually be erotic or "sexy"? "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails or the Shoegaze classic Loveless. I can go on and on, but all I'll finish by saying that if you, God forbid, listen to this album, please remember not all music is like this



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SkinneeJay
June 11th 2009



34 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Well, here goes nothing. Yes, it was that bad.

shortone323
June 11th 2009



883 Comments


This seems pretty lolz. As for the review, it wasn't too bad. You have good substance, but your grammar and syntax is awkward in places and it seems like you could proofread it a little better. Still, I enjoyed it, and that's all that counts.

xequalscore
June 11th 2009



437 Comments


I heard "The Pre-Fix For Death" off of a Sounds of the Underground compilation a couple of years ago and it wasn't that bad. This sounds like absolute shit though.

combustion07
June 11th 2009



5343 Comments


This cd is pretty bad, Death Rap isn't though, good review.

SkinneeJay
June 11th 2009



34 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Shortone323: Well, I'm from Israel and only 14 (for now) so I guess it explains that. I'm still trying though, and glad you liked the review.

Xequalscore: I listened to some of his "Death Rap" album and it was actually pretty good. This is really a pile of shit. I really can't see anything good here. I ranted enough in the review.

marksellsuswallets
June 11th 2009



4848 Comments


You B****es Love to get F***ed in the A** was in some random Protest The Hero video I think...

alachlahol
June 11th 2009



7477 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

LOL! with song names like 'pussy is my weakness', 'piss', and 'we fuck virgins', there's no way i can pass on this

SkinneeJay
June 11th 2009



34 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Alachlahol: The album is much more boring and forgettable than the titles. The only thing I pretty much remember is a few hooks, the pornostars' parts (which WERE bad) and a line that goes like: "When I die, bury me between a pair of tits".

xequalscore
June 11th 2009



437 Comments


Anal Cunt beats these guys in song titles for sure.

cvlts
June 11th 2009



8954 Comments


I found this cd while I was driving a rental... guilty pleasure

ReturnToRock
June 11th 2009



3448 Comments


[wizened menthor]

now this is much better! keep it up, kid, and you may be going places! :D

[/wizened menthor]

ReturnToRock
June 11th 2009



3448 Comments


especially for a 14-year-old foreign kid...

mazel tov! :D

SkinneeJay
June 11th 2009



34 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I'll be 15 1st of july *attention whoring alert*

Thanks. Dantesfire, I can't even see how this can be a guilty pleasure but, to each his own.

Athom
Staff Reviewer
June 11th 2009



17204 Comments


I need to buy this on name alone.

shindip
June 11th 2009



3536 Comments


Best album title ever.

alachlahol
June 11th 2009



7477 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

on the song 'Piss' there's some background dude who just says piss over and over it's pretty awesome

kygermo
June 12th 2009



994 Comments


Necro has skill. Matter of fact, Im a little upset you even compared him to that douchebag Soulja. Cmon man!

SkinneeJay
June 13th 2009



34 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

@Alachlahol: That guy who said "Piss"... pissed me off. I really don't know why the song exists, really.

@Kygermo: I really prefer Soulja Boy to Necro. Soulja Boy is at least unintentionally funny. This music just made me feel bad. "Death Rap", from what I've heard, is pretty good. Oh, and the production here is also crap. It's really just background noise.

kingsoby1
Emeritus
June 14th 2009



4950 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

this really isn't that bad. necro is an amazing producer.

mssexorcist
June 15th 2009



1 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

This is real hip hop, not something for the teenyboppers.

That you prefer Soulja Boy to Radiohead says a lot about your musical tastes. Radiohead play actual music. Soulja Boy quickly threw together some shitty loops on a computer and rapped horribly over them.



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