Review Summary: The (arguably) successful arrival of a Kurt Travis is covered with pock marks by an album that finds too many retching screams and lyrics that embarrass more than a few times.
Or at least erase my reviews.
I don't like this profile
and I just want all this crap to disappear because I don't want it floating around when I boot up this site. It's annoying, just like I will be if this crap doesn't get deleted.
Seriously, why is there no option for deleting accounts? I probably shoulda researched this three years ago when I was registering but if I didn't know it was gonna be this obnoxious to even attempt to get my dumb old reviews deleted. This is a part of my life I don't like to reflect on and seeing it gets me furious time and again.
The comments section is just ridiculous because I don't even have a brother or sister. I make all this crap up for reviews because I like telling stories. Go figure.
So I'm probably going to destroy each and every of my reviews I made before so those at least get deleted. I really would rather not make more work for Admin but the fact of the matter is that the one time pain of making a delete button would bypass all this extra effort on both parts.
I use this site frequently, I just don't like my reviews anymore and I don't like that footprint being out here for eternity so here I am writing this crap, preparing to copy and paste it to every one of my reviews in an attempt to destroy what remaining evidence there was that I ever gave a crap about any of this enough to sit down and write out reviews nobody gives a crap about.
As soon as I'm done with that I am promptly going to the password section and typing in an indescribabale mass of gibberish as my new password so I can't use this account (nor could anyone else) and the fun part is I never use the gmail account associated with this anymore so all ties shall be erased. Have fun reading this users and other members. See ya!