So the Story Goes
As We March With Victims


1.5
very poor

Review

by Iluvatar USER (168 Reviews)
May 17th, 2008 | 50 replies


Release Date: 2008 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Generic Metalcore Band + Generic Post-Hardcore Band = So the Story Goes

When it comes to run of the mill post-hardcore/metalcore bands, I generally try not to give them any serious critical review weight. I mean, it’s hard to do that when they sound like any other independent band you would find at Hot Topic does. Thus, finding myself reviewing So the Story Goes almost surprises me as much as you don’t care that I am, in fact, reviewing something by them. There is however, one great, fantastic reason for you to care, the reason I have taken the time to try and review their debut EP, As We March with Victims: the lead singer's girlfriend is smoking hot.

With that out of the way, So the Story Goes will massively appeal to fans of bands like Dance Gavin Dance, Scary Kids Scaring Kids and Alesana. They take some good influences (I can hear a good bit of Glassjaw in the vocals, but in the sense that Sonny Moore was trying to channel Daryl Palumbo), and at times sound like the better moments from From First to Last’s first record. Chugging riffs and breakdowns with some shred, hollow sounding production, tight jeans, and syllables being twisted for five seconds at a time.

It’s better when they try to keep a generic post-hardcore sound ala genericXcore band. Too often they fall into They’re Only Chasing Safety era sounding underOATH; horrible puking sounding screams and all. The intended dual guitar sound never comes through, and too often they settle for just playing the same parts. The melodic parts they like to include generally just serve as a nice break from the chug, but when the singer decides to wail, bending every note in a ghoulish way, the effect gets ruined.

I could namedrop a thousand bands these guys have probably been influenced by and have incorporated (heartlessly) into their music. As I Lay Dying, August Burns Red, Home is Where the Heart Is, Karl Marx And Friends, Fear Before the March of Flames, are only a few that immediately come to mind. I feel bad for criticizing them, because they are just kids trying to make a name for themselves, but the path to glory is not to pave it with that others have done before you, but to create it yourself. Unfortunately for so the Story Goes on As We March with Victims, they haven’t found a niche yet, and float in the abyss so many hundreds of bands do these days.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
Eliminator
March 25th 2008


2067 Comments


There is however, one great, fantastic reason for you to care, the reason I have taken the time to try and review their debut EP, As We March with Victims: The lead singers girlfriend is smoking hot.
that sentence is weird plz fix it!

kalkal50
March 25th 2008


2386 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

whats her name?

kalkal50
March 25th 2008


2386 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

NAME OF CHICK

kalkal50
March 26th 2008


2386 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

mkk fine

BallsToTheWall
March 26th 2008


51216 Comments


Checked out their myspace and clicked out in record time. Their group image is pretty lol. But tbh, I kinda liked They Were Only Chasing, probaly because it was a huge album through school and I heard it plenty of times.

kalkal50
March 26th 2008


2386 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

wow the band members seriously like some horrible music

SpinLightTwo
March 26th 2008


1067 Comments


the singing is so fucking bad.

Fort23
March 26th 2008


3774 Comments


Myspace songs are terrible.This Message Edited On 03.25.08

IsItLuck?
Emeritus
March 26th 2008


4957 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

what

Electric City
March 26th 2008


15756 Comments


lol Hillary Duff goes to hxc from Good Charlotte.

Fort23
March 26th 2008


3774 Comments


just nevermind...

IsItLuck?
Emeritus
March 26th 2008


4957 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

you didn't have to edit out the "I'm a douche" part of your comment

DWittisarockstar
March 26th 2008


1501 Comments


I would check this out because of the Alesana reference, but I'm always disappointed when people compare bands to Alesana. They're always worse.

ToWhatEnd
March 26th 2008


3173 Comments


These guys are pretty bad. And they aren't even signed? How did you find these guys Iluv?

ToWhatEnd
March 26th 2008


3173 Comments


I had a feeling that's what it might be, hahaha. Hopefully they get signed soon so their singer can get auto-tuned or something.

rasputin
March 26th 2008


14967 Comments


I just had a revelation. For the first tiem since joining this site, I realised Iluvtar's name was not some random word pronounced ee-loov-tar, it was actually i luv tar. It all makes sense.

sostevegoes
April 11th 2008


1 Comments


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Electric City
April 11th 2008


15756 Comments


It's not really creepy that he "lurked his myspace" and "found his girlfriend". His myspace is linked on your myspace and his girlfriend is his number 1. Two clicks doesn't constitute "lurking".

Electric City
April 12th 2008


15756 Comments


lol@ rating drop

Serpento
April 12th 2008


2351 Comments


every other band that isn't so the scenester goes



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