Relient K
Five Score and Seven Years Ago


5.0
classic

Review

by nkelley90 USER (1 Reviews)
October 23rd, 2007 | 21 replies


Release Date: 2007 | Tracklist

Review Summary: "Five Score & Seven Years Ago" is Relient K's best album yet. It features many new and different songs and will knock you off your feet if you are a true Relient K fan.

Relient K is one of the most brilliant bands that I have ever listened to. One thing that I love about them is that not one of their albums sounds like another. Most recently they released their fifth album. “Five Score & Seven Years Ago,” which is by far their greatest so far. It includes so many different styles of songs and is topped off with their longest and most meaningful song of all their albums.

Sound Different.
As I mentioned previously, Relient K never sounds the same. They are very cunning and original with every single album, musically and lyrically. “Five Score” definitely accomplishes this goal of being different by introducing songs like “Deathbed,” which shows a completely new side of the band, and “Crayons Can Melt on Me for All I Care,” which allows us to remember their infamous humor in their music.

Ask for Assistance.
When I listen to any album it is always a plus to listen to a song with a guest appearance. Guest appearances make the album different and can sometimes even become beneficial in the promotion of the band. Although I do not believe Relient K needs promotion in any way, they asked Switchfoot’s Jon Foreman to sing the ending of their ballad, “Deathbed.” This gives the song a completely different sound and makes it sound like you changed CDs and adds a little extra “oomph” to the album.

Use Comic Relief.

When listening to an album, we can get a little upset over some songs. Well, you have nothing to fear. Relient K will definitely cheer you up with “Crayons Can Melt on Us for All I Care,” which is a ten second song and states: “I just wasted ten seconds of your life.” You can always depend on Relient K to cheer you up when you are down.

I Do Not Want to Listen to That Song Again.
Song difference is a huge factor in an album. Albums should never have any songs that sound even remotely the same. On “Five Score,” there are songs, such as “Forgiven,” that is piano-driven, which create a mellow mood. This album also includes songs like “I Need You” and “I’m Taking You with Me” that are heavier punk rock driven songs, which create a little more excitement. Of course that absolute standout on this album is “Deathbed,” which can’t be described in words other than “wow.”


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Otisbum
October 24th 2007


1913 Comments


A 5? Whoa.

Seems a wee bit biased, but that's to be expected.

Good first review, probably work on length some, as it's not quite as descriptive as it could be.

Thor
October 24th 2007


10354 Comments


"true relient k fan" :lol:

joshuatree
Emeritus
October 24th 2007


3744 Comments


NO.

alright review though.

guitarboy410
October 24th 2007


22 Comments


Hey good job and I liked this too, but I thought mmhmm was better

McP3000
October 24th 2007


4121 Comments


BAHAHAHAHAHAH

erm, Relient K has their moments...but damn

roofi
October 24th 2007


959 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

In my opinion:

Two Lefts>>>>>>>mmhmm>Anatomy>>>>>>>Five Score>self-titled.

Decent 1st review for an obvious fanboy (or fangirl, as the case very well may be).This Message Edited On 10.23.07

DerMond
October 24th 2007


126 Comments


your grammar is redundant and your review was in no way descriptive or critical enough to be taken seriously.

also: the band's terrible, objectively. sad but true. i cannot imagine them ever producing a 5. most bands go whole careers and never produce a 4.

McP3000
October 24th 2007


4121 Comments


Depends on the genre and the listener DerMond...

DerMond
October 24th 2007


126 Comments


genre yes. listener no.

good music's universal, and people throw around the higher numbers far too often here.

McP3000
October 24th 2007


4121 Comments


Well, I like Enema of the State...that's hardly universal

(its also my only guilty pleasure fyi)

DerMond
October 24th 2007


126 Comments


I think Enema of the state's a good pop/punk CD, and i do think it's fairly universally acceptable that in the realm of pop/punk as a genre that's a good disc.

McP3000
October 24th 2007


4121 Comments


[quote=planewreq]
Sounds more like a press release than an actual review, but the comment section is considerably worse than the review.
[/quote]

This Message Edited On 10.24.07

NOTINTHEFACE
October 24th 2007


2142 Comments


Ugh. No. Absolutely their worst album. I like RK but not this.

Best song on here is "Crayons", without a doubt.

Altmer
October 24th 2007


5711 Comments


this thread is meh all the way through

Pyramidman
October 24th 2007


1340 Comments


I like the idea this review has, but its execution is a bit meh

less fanboy, more description

ninjuice
November 29th 2007


6760 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

ah bad review and not nearly enough justification. As much as I've enjoyed RK over the years there's no way anything they ever produce is a 5.

Like the person above me said, the review has a good idea it's just poorly executed.This Message Edited On 11.29.07

roofi
November 29th 2007


959 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I don't know, I kind of prefer the other review.

ninjuice
November 29th 2007


6760 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Praising your own work, eh?

roofi
November 29th 2007


959 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

j/k



But in all honesty, I think mine's better.

KissofJudas
January 12th 2008


50 Comments


This review is a total laugh-attack. neg'd



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