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	Pist.on Number One There's a reason as to why their other album isn't yet listed here; it's a terrible fiasco that cost Pist.On their career as a result of it having such lousy production, and being nothing like what Henry Font or Val.Ium had stated that it was going to be. Where this album sounded like the child of Type O Negative and My Bloody Valentine with the lyrics of The Smiths, $ell.Out came across as a generic parody of popular music. It did not age well; within a few years, it sounded like a mixture of horrible bands from the early-to-mid 2000s. There is far more to be said about Pist.On's debut album than what anyone has let out in any	4.5 11.27.14
	The Delicious Bread Collection Failure i can really dug that thunk jazz thunk punk hattitude aptitude I DON'T NEED TO TAKE A COUPLE PILLS BUT IN THE SUNLIGHT I WILL BAKE I WILL DRINK PLENTY OF FLUIDS BECAUSE I'VE GOT A MINOR HEADACHE what a delicious little tune that is GRABBAT YER T'ROAT, AND SING ME TH' BLACKS, FER YERSELF'S GUSHING URINE, OR I'LL MAKE YER HEART FLAT! jesus fuck two pills every twenty goddamn minutes what kind of fucking society is this when u have to fucken take pills at work and fuck gosh these people are taking them with coffee and not water what the fuck fuc If I were a balding an	4.5 03.29.14
	Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea I will never find anything else in existence that makes me feel the way that this album does. I am terrified of this album. I realize every one of my flaws when I listen to this album, all at once. That's not what scares me the most anymore. I don't know what anyone thinks about this album. I can't succeed in describing what this album might be with words, and I can't draw it. I am terrified of this album.	5.0 12.16.13
	Soulja Boy Souljaboytellem.com Alas, an uncreative variation on the concept of spraying an explosively deadly poisonous anal concoction of hot dogs and Kraft Dinner into an operational blender, and then distributing it across multiple Dixie cups that are decorated with bendy straws and umbrellas to be handed out amongst a classroom full of pure, beautiful, curious children for them to soak into their eardrums--an act which will prematurely shatter their fragile innocence. Indeed, a completely obvious choice of an album to bash, although very deserving of whatever rocks get chucked at its tiring, apathy-inducing, inebriated qualities. There's nothing that this album	1.0 09.23.13
	The Delicious Bread Collection Make Love Wheat Bread The saxaphone sometimes sounds like the siren from the UVB-76/MDZhB shortwave radio broadcasts. That alone is extremely, extremely spectacular.	5.0 09.23.13
	SNFU If You Swear You'll Catch No Fish	4.5 09.23.13
	Butthole Surfers Electriclarryland Sub-par on all sorts of levels--with or without its outstanding lack of originality. It reeks of material that has either been stolen or recycled from what sounds like street hip-hop artists, Beck, and even the Surfers' earlier (and monstrously more appealing) work. The 90s did not treat the Surfers well in many regards; the one actual positive that I can think of is that they received greater recognition, albeit through a whole decade of displaying heavily uninspired money-and-safety-seeking musicianship. I suppose all the money that was exchanged for drugs over time would indeed eventually leave not only Gibby, but everyone in	2.0 09.19.13