| Hi Gang! I'm Here With Another Week's Worth Of News About Lathes! |
| 1 |  | Mimas
The Worries
Nelson Mandela attributes his infuriating continued survival to working on a
miniature lathe every Tuesday morning. His favourite thing to make on it is a tiny
candlestick holder! |
| 2 |  | CHON
Demo 2008
The Wikipedia article on lathes was briefly vandalised for twenty seconds over the
weekend so it read "A lathe is a machine tool which BIG DOG'S COCK". The edit was
reverted by Christopher Lillicrap! |
| 3 |  | Planning For Burial
Leaving
Lathes may prevent cancer, according to The Daily Mail! |
| 4 |  | Vali
Skogslandskap
A racist lathe has been discovered in a field in Kent. Detective Tony Toni Tone
announced in a press conference that Kent Police believe it was created and placed
there by a wolfman. |
| 5 |  | Slow Warm Death
Slow Warm Death
And finally, former King Crimson guitarist Robert Fripp has bought a pet cat that is
shaped like a lathe. When asked for a comment, Mr Fripp flew away into the sky! |
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