Ice Cream Man Givin Out Free Ice Cream
funniest. series. ever. |
| 1 |  | Ayatollah
Fingertips
"Ice cream!" "Hey! Ice cream! You want free ice cream?" "Yea were givin out free ice cream today" Free? "Yea... ar - are you 18 years old?" |
| 2 |  | Baths
Obsidian
"It is your lucky day like I said we're givin out frrrreee icecream!" Unwrapped... icecream? "No!... no I just took it off" Okay. "Is that the one you dipped in morphine?" |
| 3 |  | Cryptopsy
None So Vile
"Have you seen our name... the ice cream bang bang." Thats a funny name. "Well have you ever seen chitty chitty bang bang?" ..Yea? "Yea! its a funny little movie right?" |
| 4 |  | Devil
Time to Repent
"Look at those tires, yea take a close look and bend over. Do you see it?" Its spraypaint "No well actually that is edible paint. Have you ever watched willy wonka and the chocolate factory? you can lick those rims and get a buzz of them" |
| 5 |  | Frank Zappa
Chunga's Revenge
"Okay give him the popsicle. This is part of the show, we gotta see your technique. On how you adminster........... your tongue to that." "Ill stop the dingling thing... i got turrets." |
| 6 |  | The Mothers of Invention
One Size Fits All
"Now do a cheer for us. Do like a big kick, splits, a flip." Uhhhhh I cant, actually this is very embarassing but im not wearing any underwear. "Wwwwhat?Wait youre not.. why not" There so tight on me. when im not at cheer practice i take them off. "Ill tell you what... Ill tell you what... can you do a cartwheel for real though?" |
| 7 |  | The Necks
Chemist
"Ill tell you what Kacey, we're going back to the 'Ice Box'. We are looking for girls to take a quick tour of the facility. And we are offering free ice cream for LIFE." |
| 8 |  | Perfume
Level3
"alright heres ur chance here. On his body is where the 'prototype' is. if you can find it we guarantee you a spot on the show, right? "yea" "do you wanna go ahead and try to find... its a easter egg hunt of sorts.." Easter egg hunts... like 2 easter eggs? "Maybe.... i think shes getting the picture here... shes a smart one shes gonna get in that junior college." |
| 9 |  | Prurient
Through the WIndow
Oh! Its a big pop. "Well there you go." "thats our prototype" " is it to big? should we make it smaller? ... when we go back to the factory? |
| 10 |  | Torture Chain
Across Great Landscapes to a Legacy of Blood
"Hmmm? Shes smilin." the guys in the high school dont --- "the quarterback guy the cool guy doesnt have this? -- BROCK? COLE?" |
| 11 |  | Van Halen
Van Halen
Ohhhh "Youre alright? Im sorry, did that hit right off your punching bag in the back of the throat?" that hit me directly in the back of my throat. |
| 12 |  | Volcanic Slut
Blasphemaster
"See you got what it takes. Youre taking charge of your life hunny. we like you!" "see baby, we will see you at the next pep rally and give out ice cream to ALL your friends." |
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