oltnabrick
04.22.13 | young moula babehyyy |
CaptainHadouken
04.22.13 | Smacked the giraffe hit with one two one spittin like fire breathin lady |
oltnabrick
04.22.13 | Jedi Mind Tricks; fuk with me and u die |
CaptainHadouken
04.22.13 | Steady rhyme slick, force blast ya in the mothafuckin eye. |
lyon1535
04.22.13 | Space owner in a state of misery grabs his cattle prodded as a slave breaks free |
oltnabrick
04.22.13 | im r kelly, bout to pee OMG WOW NICE ONE R KELLY |
CaptainHadouken
04.22.13 | slime on the ladies, water on the belly, Kelly hits twice more Yellow than a lemon covered teletubby, aw yeah. |
oltnabrick
04.22.13 | i got them penis Psalms for your vagina Monologues
love a feminist bitch, oh, it get my dick hard |
pissbore
04.22.13 | big L is the truth, check the facts if you need some proof |
CaptainHadouken
04.22.13 | I bring the heat from mars and blast the pussys back to venus, keep calm while i pipe bomb, taking monologue sub-par few and far, frankenstein sick dialogue call me monster smashing the game to shards. |
pissbore
04.22.13 | hilary be deletin comments like the illuminati
hes false so chop his neck like karate
hes like the opposite of krs-one
he censors truth and he has no fun |
oltnabrick
04.22.13 | 2 CHAINZZ |
pissbore
04.22.13 | thread rhymes with dead, check your head
nothing else needs to be said
you have absolute zero street cred
im bruce willis and you're zed |
CaptainHadouken
04.22.13 | No fun no fun, belieiving seeing? piss got the start now hadouken got the completion.
take false from truth, start with the chop to the neck make ya heart stop, turn opposite to positive from the censorship negative. brining back the fun, and burn up the half mc wanna-bes like the sun. |
SgtPepper
04.22.13 | I battle any sex or any race
You beating me is like Billy Crystal playing Scarface
I can't see it, I'm blind to the eyes
I came up in your face, Oops-Pow Suprise! Ooooooh!
|
pissbore
04.22.13 | warheads are motherfuckin sour
now its time to jam high power |
pizzamachine
04.22.13 | I'm a rhyming beast
my timing's neat
you're just kinda weak like a silent queef |
gosk8n
04.22.13 | i be listinin to king diamond while im rhymin
hittin dat air guitar wit masterful timin
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gosk8n
04.22.13 | bitch! dont turn dowm my jamz
im about to go ham
like sam i am |
CaptainHadouken
04.22.13 | what you do, unleash a rhyme fury, word flurry.
Make the haters run from the storm in a hurry
they gotta hide in da broken ass lab and worry. |
pissbore
04.22.13 | fuck the weak rhymes you propagatin'
i rhyme well from hell, gos8n |
gosk8n
04.22.13 | you i put these wack nizzles out the door
then give yo gurl elite metul recs, like pisswhore |
pissbore
04.22.13 | ^i agree with everything he said
fuck the rest of yall raps, /thread |
CaptainHadouken
04.22.13 | Well every one look what i see, kill the beat this thread is R. I . P |
pizzamachine
04.22.13 | you won't surround me with heat
Planking on sidewalks is the only time you’re down with the streets
|
bach
04.22.13 | so grab a chair and take a seat
cuz you'll be watchin' pizzamachine overcome a grounded feat |
pizzamachine
04.22.13 | bodybag! :) |
CaptainHadouken
04.22.13 | Back from the dead, twistin ya heads, watchin beat levels deplete.
Spit Lighting for life, strike bang smite, watching all the mortals suffer an ultimate defeat. |
bach
04.22.13 | I'm like doctor suess
I make rhymes outta nothin'
But your bitch is gonna get a huge load of my somethin' |
CaptainHadouken
04.22.13 | What load, you sound like toad, busta ass chode.
doctor suess might dr truth Your serving green eggs at mcdonalds
While im rocking masses like maria rocked arnold. |
bach
04.22.13 | Nigga as if, don't even, bitch please
I earn more money then a slut on her knees
the only thing i'm servin is sucker-MCs
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CaptainHadouken
04.22.13 | Serving up MC's, please, your flow is dying
you might have caught a disease, your starving
too bad im cookin. Time to to blast this pretender off-stage
HADOUKEN!
|
bach
04.22.13 | haDICKen!
you want mo' of this?
I've heard better rhymes from niggas on opiates
too bad you live in your mother's basement
cuz I'll be fuckin her upstairs, videotaping it. |
CaptainHadouken
04.22.13 | Oh dear oh no, bustin out the mom jokes.
too bad shes dead, so ya must be twisted in head
Too bad your dick is more dead than her, limp like ya
style, you punk-ass bitch, coming out the closet yet
or are ya still in denial? Fuck it i'll wait to see what ya got for a while.
Seriously your weak, getting crushed by my empire. |
MMX
04.22.13 | I spit in ya clit
Bullseye, thats a hit
let me stick it your ass
dont throw a fit
Don't make me get the brass
ASS
ASS
ASS
ASS
ASS
ASS
ASS
ASS |
MMX
04.22.13 | yeah I go by B.I.G. SEAN |
Scoot
04.22.13 | alllll yoooooouu
sucka mcs ya got nothin on me
got my grades got my life ya can't touch kevin g
i'm a mathlete
but nerd's just a word
so forget what ya heard
i'm like james bond the third
shiggity shaken not stirred i'm kevin gnapoor
so silent when i sneak in yo door
make love to yo woman on the bathroom floor
i won't play it like shaggy, you'll know it was me
because the next time you see her
she'll be like AAAAAWWWW KEVIN GEEEEEEEE |
MMX
04.22.13 | "I spit in ya clit Bullseye, thats a hit" I'm laughing so hard at my own stupidity right now |
CaptainHadouken
04.22.13 | Call MC Hadouken , sucka wanna be, can't ya see, when the king enters, best get on ya knees, like an anaconda death by
constriction, thinking you out rhyme me is a foolish contridiction. XD |
CaptainHadouken
04.22.13 | This is really hillarious but fun. |
ShadowRemains
04.22.13 | mothafuckas gonna go outside and run ya mouth
man we gonna run ova yo ass like tha dirty south
you think this shit is funny, you think it is a fad?
try coming to tha mic with me, i'll make you look sad
shit compared to you i'm rappin like rain man
puttin all tha numbas togetha to make a dope line
wait what that fuck ya say, you call it a scam?
mothafucka fuck that, you can't even read or write
ohhhhh shit, that dick is gettin hot
yo sister lookin pretty fine, she should give it a shot
yup i just said that, does it make you feel right?
at least one member of yo family will be gettin down tonight
try not to get offended when i bust my rhymes
i understand that you had a hell of a time
sucking blow out of a tube while sitting in a hospital
man what kinda lowlife are you, no surprise yo parents don't call
shit that was cold, probably over the line
maybe i'm just crazy, batshit outta my mind
on second thought, nah you's a fucked up human
try going outside for a change, the flowas are bloomin
tryin to be that running joke of tha crowd?
fuck ya i'm a part of that, gonna shout it aloud
bloodied faces in the avenue, some fucked up shit
this guy got drive-by'd, man he took a fuckin hit
illin, killin like a villain sippin ritalin through a straw
something fucking wrong about that, i'm tellin y'all
this town is a fucking battleground, a dig through tha trenches
when i see anotha friend die, my fist tightens and clenches |
ShadowRemains
04.22.13 | dats right fuckers |
MMX
04.22.13 | I spit in ya Clit, Bullseye thats a hit
Alright I'll stop messing and acting a stupid shit
Gonna go so hard Hilary's gonna quit and throw a fucking fit
SWERVE
Man old habits are hard to break
I always got this bullshit spillin out my mouth
Most of it sounds like 2 week old steak
Damn even I gotta admit these punchlines goin south
Are you really gonna blame though
This is what Potsy told me
It's all I really know
And Fuck off if you gonna scold me, cus this is the old me
Now i'm rocking the All Gold Everythin
Poppin The Molly I'm Sweatin
This white girl here trippin'
Wishin she was sippin on this dick
and maybe she will real quick
I won't stick in the puss
MAN THAT SHIT AIN'T TIGHT
If you squeezed it you'd get some puss
aww snap damn that aint right
Fuck a bitch feelings
Only things i'm feeling
A$$
A$$
A$$
A$$
A$$
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CaptainHadouken
04.22.13 | lol MMX |
MMX
04.22.13 | I can't breathe, I'm laughing to hard at myself HELP |
CaptainHadouken
04.22.13 | lol im just WTF by that response, it was very humorous. |
CaptainHadouken
04.22.13 | HillaryClit, smack ya face with my dick, rip out ya toungue
Now lets try to spell legit, oh wait you do can't do that or spit
dont try to mess with this or youll get a slappidy-slapped biggity banged
im bringin the mad flow shit shocky splice this god-like hits.
Call you to the throne room for ya failure against my wits
can't touch this, you won't be missed, maybe your need to lickity-split
Gettin steppin with it and kiss the the rings ,bitch
Im bored this is sad, now you know gettin served makes ya glad
So this is the end on ya pathetic story. I'm still waiting for you to to craft something original for me.
|
ShadowRemains
04.22.13 | "And to think you chumps thought that you could diss me through rhymes
I'm reminded that a Shadowremains but where is there an opponent?
You're on top of the industry, but the long hard fall from the top hurts, don't it?
SPLAT! Whose next? MMX? I just had sex with with his severed neck...."
what |
CaptainHadouken
04.22.13 | lol |
wacknizzle
04.22.13 | then i pooped on her face and she said it was tasty, then she asked me what it was laced with... |
CaptainHadouken
04.22.13 | Wack, i laughed hard after reading that. |
chemicalmarriage
04.22.13 | Your moms should be in jail for not having yall aborted, bitch ass nigz now yall reported |
YoYoMancuso
04.22.13 | 04.03.13 Retiring From Sputnik... |