LudsWig
08.28.12 | There's obviously many things that need changing. But what would you say are priority? |
menawati
08.28.12 | Remove smoking bans and make people pass an IQ test before they can have children. Oh and charge
people by their weight for plane tickets. |
MO
08.28.12 | wipe humans off the planet |
Calc
08.28.12 | give myself dragonball z powers |
Calc
08.28.12 | ans stop race from being so important cuz its not |
menawati
08.28.12 | Ban really fat people from beaches. |
WeepingBanana
08.28.12 | "Remove smoking bans and make people pass an IQ test before they can have children. Oh and charge people by their weight for plane tickets."
you're a fucking idiot |
MO
08.28.12 | lol |
menawati
08.28.12 | oh, i thought my policies were quite reasonable :[ |
ApplicationToHeaven
08.28.12 | yeah im having difficult deciding which of those 3 is the most retarded |
LudsWig
08.28.12 | "Remove smoking bans and make people pass an IQ test before they can have children. Oh and charge people by their weight for plane tickets."
Not a bad idea.
"wipe humans off the planet"
But maybe humans were meant to exist. I can't prove it, but I do know with the way things are, the earth itself and possibly the universe would fair better, in a natural state, without humans.
"give myself dragonball z powers"
But then the government would consider you a threat since everyone's afraid of kamehameha blasts. |
menawati
08.28.12 | only fat people would object to my idea about plane tickets |
phishing
08.28.12 | Most importantly we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people. |
ViperAces
08.28.12 | "less shit music" |
menawati
08.28.12 | 'Most importantly we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.'..and less eating cakes. |
Calc
08.28.12 | "But then the government would consider you a threat since everyone's afraid of kamehameha blasts."
well obviously I wouldn't be showing off it'd be a secret, and what's the gubment gonna do to me? |
WeepingBanana
08.28.12 | fuck phishing i was gonna quote that |
WeepingBanana
08.28.12 | phishing already did it riff |
menawati
08.28.12 | Remove this weird state of affairs we have that we must 'respect' someone's religious beliefs and not
merely tolerate them. |
IndianaWarLord
08.28.12 | riff if you're dropping bateman like i think you are... well done. especially for not having to rat out the joke |
LudsWig
08.28.12 | "Most importantly we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people."
I'd say that's pretty important. It's kind of annoying when you're in the shopping line and this 23 year old chick is lagging because she's talking on the phone about this party she went to last night and how good she looked. |
LudsWig
08.28.12 | "We have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values."
You've got something going there.
"well obviously I wouldn't be showing off it'd be a secret, and what's the gubment gonna do to me?"
Well nothing. You're pretty much invincible when you can move faster than bullets. |
menawati
08.28.12 | and those women that get to the counter ahead of you then u wait for ages while they fiddle around for the right money when they had ages to do it while in the queue - thats fking annoying |
ffs
08.28.12 | make all written instances of "there" into "their" and vice versa |
omnipanzer
08.28.12 | I'd make it so women could shoot fireworks out of their vaginas at the age of 21. It would be a great defense against rape and a special treat for whomever they felt worthy. Prior to 21 though it would just be weird to have people staring at every beach party etc. |
menawati
08.28.12 | some can already do that in thailand |
Recspecs
08.28.12 | A softcore lesbian porn channel on basic cable. |
PuddlesPuddles
08.28.12 | I would make everyone as miserable as I am, and then kill them
Or I don't know, introduce Chocolate Truffle Tuesdays |
omnipanzer
08.28.12 | "some can already do that in thailand"
I'm talking about a naturally occurring function. |
Pentagon
08.28.12 | "We have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values."
Returning to traditional values contradicts everything that you said prior to that... are you retarded |
LudsWig
08.28.12 | Thanks for everyones comments. |
Sirob
08.28.12 | all of the white people. none of them. |
A000
08.28.12 | Returning to traditional values contradicts everything that you said prior to that... are you retarded [2] |
Chortles
08.28.12 | i would make abortions free at walmart |
ApplicationToHeaven
08.28.12 | do you think riff actually sincerely wrote that lol??? |
Hyperion1001
08.28.12 | best list ever |
PuddlesPuddles
08.28.12 | So famous |
MMX
08.28.12 | "Remove smoking bans and make people pass an IQ test before they can have children. Oh and charge people by their weight for plane tickets."
menawati for president |
pmmets07
08.28.12 | i would make the world into the pokemon world |
LudsWig
08.28.12 | "best list ever"
Thanks. |
bach
08.28.12 | Such a hard question. |
