intotheshit
06.10.14 | That bitch |
Relinquished
06.10.14 | don't play her game that's step fuckin one |
intotheshit
06.10.14 | No shit lol |
PayneTiger777
06.10.14 | What did you do? |
PitchforkArms
06.10.14 | kick her in the balls |
North0House2
06.10.14 | She probably died. |
Avagantamos
06.10.14 | yup she's dead 100% |
Relinquished
06.10.14 | step 2 ignore the advice of all >19yo users here |
Relinquished
06.10.14 | step 3 fuck another ho in the meantime (unless this gf of urs is worth it) |
intotheshit
06.10.14 | Nah, she's alive. I had to leave for a few days to go back home, and I hadn't heard from her since I left on Sunday around 10 am, and she just went off on me for bugging her when I only texted her twice and called her once. Sounds like the bitch has a guilty conscience to me. |
ShadowRemains
06.10.14 | "step 2 ignore the advice of all >19yo users here"
i think you got that greater than/less than sign wrong |
Relinquished
06.10.14 | shadow is always an exception |
intotheshit
06.10.14 | Hahaha |
Calc
06.10.14 | no really i think shadow is right. |
Relinquished
06.10.14 | why are u guys making me secondguess myself when i'm not sober |
DikkoZinner
06.10.14 | Invite her over for drinks |
R6Rider
06.10.14 | "Nah, she's alive. I had to leave for a few days to go back home, and I hadn't heard from her since I left on Sunday around 10 am, and she just went off on me for bugging her when I only texted her twice and called her once. Sounds like the bitch has a guilty conscience to me."
That's a code red^
Time to jump ship and never look back. |
PurpleDino
06.10.14 | have you not texted/called her in the last 48 hours either?
if so she might be doing that weird female thing where they're annoyed at you for not trying to contact them even though they're the ones that ignored you in the first place. |
Jamdbz
06.10.14 | clearly your best option is to stalk |
intotheshit
06.10.14 | Yeah, I have. Nothing until this morning.
And lol she just broke up with me through text. |
Jamdbz
06.10.14 | she ain't worth it dog |
intotheshit
06.10.14 | Anyone who breaks up with someone through text doesn't realize how hilarious that can be for the person they're breaking up with.... |
RivalSkoomaDealer
06.10.14 | Got any nudes of her?
Revenge post that shit. |
wayfaringstranger
06.10.14 | sorry to hear that man. sounds like she wasn't worth it anyways |
intotheshit
06.10.14 | Lol thanks but I'm so emotionless that I really don't care. |
MegaJake1024
06.10.14 | @Rival lol. she sounds like garbanz. good riddance. |
SitarHero
06.10.14 | What girlfriend? |
someguest
06.10.14 | Find out who's fucking her first.
ps it's me |
PayneTiger777
06.10.14 | I had a chick break up with me through text on Christmas Day. It's all good cause now I'm with someone much better. |
someguest
06.10.14 | Sounds like she was giving to herself that Christmas. |
intotheshit
06.10.14 | Someguest, the only think your fucking is a Ziploc bag full of warm mayo. |
someguest
06.10.14 | Oh speaking of that, how long do you warm up the bag? I usually shoot for 45 seconds but sometimes you get a hot spot and burn the tip. |
JokineAugustus
06.10.14 | put some of that mayo on some burritos and you're in for a real treat |
PurpleDino
06.10.14 | And lol she just broke up with me through text.
sorry to hear it dude, sounds like she wasn't worth your time anyway |
intotheshit
06.10.14 | Who the fuck puts mayo on a burrito, you sick fuck? |
ShadowRemains
06.10.14 | "why are u guys making me secondguess myself when i'm not sober"
no you silly goose, what your sentence actually says is that he should ignore the advice of users over 19 on the site, which i'm assuming wasn't the intention lol |
someguest
06.10.14 | "Who the fuck puts mayo on a burrito, you sick fuck?"
Looks like someone who puts burritos up his own ass. |
ShadowRemains
06.10.14 | rofl |
ti0n
06.10.14 | step 1 - stop being a fucking pussy? i think you will survive it man |
Calc
06.10.14 | "no you silly goose, what your sentence actually says is that he should ignore the advice of users over 19 on the site, which i'm assuming wasn't the intention lol"
don't coddle him!! |
intotheshit
06.10.14 | ti0n seems angry about me making this list. He'll comfort himself with his left hand tonight. |
someguest
06.10.14 | he's always been ti0ned by the ladies |
PitchforkArms
06.10.14 | im gonna second the motion to revenge post nudes |
silentstar
06.10.14 | http://i.imgur.com/DI9InHW.png |
TheSpaceMan
06.10.14 | judging by your list titles, the pegging has gotten old and she found a black man |
RoyalImperialGuard
06.10.14 | Alright............who's fuckin who here? |
wacknizzle
06.10.14 | The girl I've been talking to hasn't answered to any of my calls or text since last night, obviously not as long but I sort of feel like I'm in the same boat. |
Relinquished
06.10.14 | the trick is to make her want you bad
if not then she's a bitch and dump her corpse in the sea |
NorthernSkylark
06.10.14 | I am the one who dumps her corpse in the sea |
DikkoZinner
06.10.14 | "he's always been ti0ned by the ladies"
lol. Now that's a good one, well done. |
TheSpaceMan
06.10.14 | I've learned that if you worry about a girl not answering you, they can somehow sense it from anywhere on earth... and they relish that kind of attention
you just gotta pretend like texting them isn't on the top of your to-do list (and tbh it really shouldnt be anyways), just text them occasionally and then eventually ask about a date on a time they're free, they'll be craving one by that point |
TheSpaceMan
06.10.14 | I mean all chicks are different but if you text them all the time they'll get sick of you quickly (unless you've just met/been together for awhile) |
EyesWideShut
06.10.14 | just move on and take it as mutual break up.. if she texts you back in like a couple days let her go. |
DikkoZinner
06.10.14 | Date her friends |
Trebor.
06.10.14 | dump her cuz she doesn't respect you |
Relinquished
06.10.14 | they already broke up trebor and gentlemen |
Trebor.
06.10.14 | sorry I got here late
breakup over text goddamn |
Apollo
06.10.14 | "Lol thanks but I'm so emotionless that I really don't care."
This I believe. |
StallionMang
06.10.14 | Yeah anyone with the nerve to break up over text doesn't deserve your time/attention/respect |
Trebor.
06.10.14 | Yeah I kind of hate texting
I was with a girl that would get passive aggressive and pissy with me if I didn't start texting her early enough in the day |
Mort.
06.10.14 | send her around 500 texts asking her whats happened and if shes ok.
if that doesnt work go round to her house and harass her family |
ncguitar
06.10.14 | take a dump on her doorknob |
Solaire
06.10.14 | open relationships never work. just enjoy while you can,don't fall for this girl and you'll be okay ^^ - laucha1266
That was from the last list you made. I think it he was onto something. |
Solaire
06.10.14 | Did she ask for the open relationship because if that was the case she might have already been fucking someone shortly before she asked and wanted to line you up with someone so you had the mutual guilt if you ever got mad at her for sleeping with someone. |
intotheshit
06.10.14 | Lol I can't believe none of you caught on yet |
Trebor.
06.10.14 | list is satire |
Dancedrewdance
06.11.14 | man why the fuck am I even so stupid |
North0House2
06.11.14 | So... did she die? Or? |
ShadowRemains
06.11.14 | "he's always been ti0ned by the ladies"
http://www.ladymoiraine.com/forum/gallery/28/4265-050912181440.gif |
BMDrummer
06.11.14 | Kick her in the balls [2] |
Muisc4Life26
06.11.14 | Keep calling her until she picks up. |
someguest
06.11.14 | as long as I'm here I'll keep killin' it, Shadow |
Relinquished
06.11.14 | killing the vibes |
someguest
06.11.14 | just love me already
my heart yearns |
Relinquished
06.11.14 | life stories on sputnik |
someguest
06.11.14 | sputnik is like the love life stent. their heart is just about to give way and yet we still give them
hope. let's be real though: most of these fuckers will die alone. |
Relinquished
06.11.14 | we all die alone essentially |
Relinquished
06.11.14 | life doesn't matter |
Relinquished
06.11.14 | my dick too bomb tho |
someguest
06.11.14 | i mean yeah if you've been drunk, high, hallucinated, had weird dreams, had sex, etc. then you've pretty much done it all |
Relinquished
06.11.14 | but the whole world is ours to explore
there's more to life than basic pleasures |
someguest
06.11.14 | then why does everyone do the same shit no matter where you go in the world
everyone does the same two things: alter their minds and have intercourse |
Relinquished
06.11.14 | ok but you don't have to be like "everyone" |
someguest
06.11.14 | agreed I enjoy forging my own path |
Relinquished
06.11.14 | you're gonna rot into the planet that hosted you after your consciouness blackouts forever
might as well use the time that makes up your life to the fullest |
Killerhit
06.11.14 | dump the bitch |
Relinquished
06.11.14 | excuse you killerhit we were having a discussion can't you see |
someguest
06.11.14 | no argument there wolfeman |
TheSpaceMan
06.11.14 | "you're gonna rot into the planet that hosted you after your consciouness blackouts forever"
just curious, do you have any religious/spiritual beliefs for what happens when a person passes away, beyond "your consciousness blacks out forever?" not looking for a huge answer or anything just interested |
Relinquished
06.11.14 | I repudiated beliefs long ago after life-altering tragic shit. life got way better since but my outlook on life/death hasn't changed since.
I'm more on the 'existentialist' POV on life. drugs tell me differently but after reality comes back nothing changed. |
someguest
06.11.14 | you see this yet wolfe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGXHVlEklgQ |
Relinquished
06.11.14 | oh fuck they're back |
someguest
06.11.14 | I was dyin' at the dust at the end |
Relinquished
06.11.14 | phone bit could've easily fit in the 1st one
finally a movie i'm stoked to see in the longest time |
someguest
06.11.14 | yeah
even the cat part had me laughing. it all fits well with the first. |
Dancedrewdance
06.11.14 | Get a room |
ShadowRemains
06.11.14 | Get better music taste lol wolfmother 5 |
zaruyache
06.12.14 | Heh. I might just have to see that. |
Dancedrewdance
06.12.14 | the music you listen so much better than everyone elses , your taste in music is so much better than
mine to those who have your taste in music, im so wrong. |
Relinquished
06.12.14 | yep now go foad |
Dancedrewdance
06.12.14 | holy were you waiting for me to comment ? |
Relinquished
06.12.14 | no but i'm waiting for you to foad |
intotheshit
06.12.14 | Can I join that club, Wolfe? |
Dancedrewdance
06.12.14 | okay were done here lol |
