intotheshit
01.20.14 | I got arrested for flailing my bratwurst at German tourists |
DominionMM1
01.20.14 | 3 times for being drunk and getting lippy with the cops. once on a bench warrant for not going to court for a curfew ticket i got
when i was 17. |
MuhNamesTyler
01.20.14 | Twice for possession and once for a probation violation |
zakalwe
01.20.14 | Once. murder |
LambsBread
01.20.14 | The word is Würstchen
you were flailing your Würstchen at German tourists |
mryrtmrnfoxxxy
01.20.14 | i was gonna say
probably pit |
BigHans
01.20.14 | No but if I ever do Im going with the Harvey Updike excuse: Theres just too much Bama in me.
Im not from Bama and dont like Bama but love Bama fans.
ROLL DAMN TIDE.
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DominionMM1
01.20.14 | was that the guy who poisoned auburns tree? |
BigHans
01.20.14 | Yep, guy is hilarious. I follow him on Twitter
ROLL DAMN TIDE |
Mort.
01.20.14 | the science police have pulled me over for my dangerous curves many times |
drakefan421
01.20.14 | public intoxication. |
SeaAnemone
01.20.14 | have 5 or so interactions with the po-lice under my belt but I've never been arrested because I'm semi-coherent and white |
Judio!
01.20.14 | These lists...gotta love em. Never been, but if I'm ever arrested I will immediately share it with Sputnik. |
Mort.
01.20.14 | yes please judio, if you are gonna commit a crime make it nice and juicy so if the media start obsessing over you i can sell my story to them and i say i knew you and always thought you were weird |
Cygnatti
01.20.14 | nonce |
BigHans
01.20.14 | Hep is going to show up on a Cracked.com list someday |
BigHans
01.20.14 | sweet man hook me up |
BigHans
01.20.14 | link or it didnt happen.
But seriously Ive always wanted to write for Cracked |
Calc
01.20.14 | the only people who get arrested are innocent people and people who aint doing it right. |
BigHans
01.20.14 | dude Hep do you know John Cheese? |
intotheshit
01.20.14 | It's been 12 hours and two showers and my fingers still smell like pussy. |
Trebor.
01.20.14 | Been in the back of a cop car on two separate occasions but never arrested or charged |
climactic
01.20.14 | never
been there a buncha times when my friends got arrested (possession) but luckily never had anything on me |
akimbo
01.20.14 | damn hep you fuckin degenerate |
MuhNamesTyler
01.20.14 | What's the longest anyone's been in jail? |
MO
01.20.14 | I've done stupid shit that probably would've warranted at least an overnighter, but always managed to get away quick enough |
DominionMM1
01.20.14 | like 8 hours or so. not that long. |
MuhNamesTyler
01.20.14 | Probation violation got me 30 days |
MuhNamesTyler
01.20.14 | Curious to hear hep's answer haha |
EyesWideShut
01.20.14 | twice as a minor.. 1st for B&E/Grand Larceny, 2nd for trespassing..
Im glad i got arrested the first time because I would probably be looking at a murder charge if I didnt stop fucking around. The second time was bullshit and fucked up my juve probation.
Will never be arrested as an adult. |
Spec
01.20.14 | Public Intox. |
intotheshit
01.20.14 | Public urination on andcas. |
MuhNamesTyler
01.20.14 | Fuck dude 3 1/2 months is soo long lol. And yeah I know the feel man I turned 21 in jail |
witchxrapist
01.20.14 | lmao @ twitching tongues, fuck yeah remembering never (except the duran duran choruses)
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witchxrapist
01.20.14 | Arrests... 17 years old (winter 2006), purchasing alcoholic beverages underage.
24 years old (summer 2013), DUI.
I'm a winner. |
climactic
01.20.14 | almost got arrested for using my fake but i weasled out of it |
witchxrapist
01.20.14 | I never had the luxury of using a fake ID, but I did have the luxury of having a full beard and being 6'2" at 16. |
bach
01.20.14 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwGHWsMxcTQ |
ExcentrifugalForz
01.20.14 | 2 years in a joint down it texas |
Phlegm
01.20.14 | smoked 2 joints in a year down in texas |
NordicMindset
01.20.14 | andcas was arrested |
sapient
01.20.14 | I've been arrested for...
BREAKING THE LAW, BREAKING THE LAW |
LilLioness
01.20.14 | "Im glad i got arrested the first time because I would probably be looking at a murder charge if I didnt stop fucking around."
What, you need jail time to deter you from killing people? |
LilLioness
01.20.14 | Eh, sput doesn't have much ambition. |
tarkus
01.20.14 | some of us dont have morals lil |
witchxrapist
01.20.14 | I'm gonna say my DUI in August was the best thing that ever happened to me, I've been living a much healthier, more stable life since then, it was a huge wake-up call. |
LilLioness
01.20.14 | Not killing people goes beyond having/not having morals. Like I shouldn't even have to say that. |
rockandmetaljunkie
01.20.14 | I've never been arrested because I never breake the law because I AM THE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW |
MuhNamesTyler
01.20.14 | @ witch Yeah two people I used to chill with b&e'd a house and stole a bunch of pills while I was fucked up the car on zanies but they both said I did it so I was fucked and had to plea out to in patient rehab, 3 months in a halfway, community service blah blah and yeah that was it for me. That was back in 2010, I haven't even gotten a speeding ticket since then. I hated them for a long time and still pretty much do but honestly it was probs for the best |
intotheshit
01.20.14 | God some of y'all are dumb |
LilLioness
01.20.14 | Haha, Hep is like 60 yo |
MuhNamesTyler
01.20.14 | Yes I was |
witchxrapist
01.20.14 | Tyler that fucking blows, fuuuuuck those scumbags for doing that to you, but it's awesome that rehab helped you out. I'm sure seeing their actions probably helped you too. |
SeaAnemone
01.20.14 | lotta fuckboys in the thread |
drakefan421
01.20.14 | i got arrested for farting on my macdonalds drink |
MuhNamesTyler
01.20.14 | Yeah it pretty much just changed my perspective on drugs in general. I mean I still smoke the greenery but that shits practically legal anyway haha |
tarkus
01.20.14 | ive been contemplating abusing it for the first time soon |
MuhNamesTyler
01.20.14 | They really are man but they compliment weed so nicely |
MuhNamesTyler
01.20.14 | Don't do it tarkus!! Lol |
tarkus
01.20.14 | lol but ive been thinkin of mixin it with speed and/or weed |
witchxrapist
01.20.14 | I just use benzos when I'm having panic attacks anymore, and not even during every one, just when I've been panicking for like a week straight. Like, probably gonna bust out the klonopin in a couple of days if my mood stays where it is, and that's just gonna be one night before bed. |
Apollo
01.20.14 | I would call a lot of these people a bunch of fucking losers, but I could have and should have been arrested multiple times for being a shithead. That all stopped when I was 20. Ain't never had a bad interaction with the cops tbh. |
MuhNamesTyler
01.20.14 | Lol |
grish
01.21.14 | fuckin editing issues |
grish
01.21.14 | these people have all been arrested
oj simpson - murder
john wayne gacy - a lot of rape and murder and stuff
varg vikernes - framed |
Relinquished
01.21.14 | * a good amount assault/battery charges in different states (for good reasons) - got off on self-defense for most but I've been in jail
* laviscious behaviour
* and one more I'm not gonna talk about
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DominionMM1
01.21.14 | Lol lascivious behavior? |
Relinquished
01.21.14 | cops hating cuz I'm a sexy beast |
Nocturnal
01.21.14 | 2 assault charges, 2 DUI's, Theft under $5000 and I have a few restraining orders against me for violent threats and last but not least possession. |
tarkus
01.21.14 | relinquished was that you who made a list like 2 years ago about finding some dead guy on the street or something then you took the cash out of his wallet and called the cops |
Relinquished
01.21.14 | 4 years ago |
tarkus
01.21.14 | damn, thats classic anyways |
Relinquished
01.21.14 | apparently that was on halloween too
life is good |
tarkus
01.21.14 | lol right on |
EyesWideShut
01.21.14 | @Relinquished, was that down in miami ? Hes not dead just passed out on crack and booze. |
intotheshit
01.21.14 | I threw eggs at my next door neighbor's house, then I raped their maintenance man. |
AtrumCimex
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