intotheshit: Best Comedians Alive

intotheshit 12.21.12	Owned
WeepingBanana 12.21.12	Brian Reagan i mean i can see how some people don't like him but he's probably in my top 5
intotheshit 12.21.12	He's terrible
WeepingBanana 12.21.12	he rules
eleventhsun 12.21.12	Good list except Chris Rock belongs on there. Guy is a legend.
wabbit 12.21.12	Russel Peters is fucking awful man. otherwise pretty good list. Louis CK is so much better at comedy than anyone I've ever seen.
WeepingBanana 12.21.12	Russel Peters is funny for like 1 special and then his shtick gets old
wabbit 12.21.12	pretty much. I mean I loved his first special but I was like 14 probably. "someone's gonna get a hurt real bad" is only funny for so long.
eleventhsun 12.21.12	I like Russell Peters but he does need to expand on his material. His first special was quite great though.
intotheshit 12.21.12	Chris Rock doesn't really do stand-up anymore, and his last special was meh.
wil311 12.21.12	What does this have to do with music?
eleventhsun 12.21.12	But he's living and you can't deny he put down some pretty profound statements in his day. I actually haven't seen his last special.
intotheshit 12.21.12	Wil- you could say that about every list, so plug up your vagina. Eleventh- by that logic, lets just add Eddie Murphy even though he hasn't done a special in 26 years
wil311 12.21.12	@eleventhsun, his user name says it all...he's intotheshit
Tikicobra 12.21.12	Louis C.K. is the only comedian I care for, and he's probably my favorite person on the planet.
wil311 12.21.12	Wil- you could say that about every list, so plug up your vagina. Reported.
intotheshit 12.21.12	Oh look at Wil! It's so cute that you think you know what you're talking about!
eleventhsun 12.21.12	Then the list should be best "working comedians" Because I would throw Eddie on that list above a lot of those dudes...
intotheshit 12.21.12	You're thinking way too much, which I assume doesn't happen all that much
WeepingBanana 12.21.12	also, Tig Notaro
eleventhsun 12.21.12	Don't assume stupid shit. Assumptions are a mistake of the ignorant.
Keyblade 12.21.12	1 and 2 are my favorites, nice...I like Eddie griffin as well
intotheshit 12.21.12	Well, didn't you assume this list included comedians who haven't hit a stage in 26 years, eleventh?
eleventhsun 12.21.12	No you brought Eddie Murphy up. There were no inaccuracies in any of my statements. If the list said best "working" comedians I may have not added Chris Rock. Either way, it's clear that you can't grasp a pretty simple comment.
demigod93 12.21.12	Louis is my favourite at the moment. His show is so good
intotheshit 12.21.12	And it's clear you couldn't read the list and notice that all of these comedians are working.....
eleventhsun 12.21.12	Yea, Louis is probably the best right now. He always has me in hysterics. I also like Stanhope more than Cross.
Keyblade 12.21.12	Kevin hart is so goddamn repetitive nowadays
demigod93 12.21.12	list needs more Mitch Hedburg. Berg? i dunno. He was hilarious, though.
eleventhsun 12.21.12	No it's clear you're boring and like to argue about semantics. The title of the list says best LIVING comedians. I suppose I can read quite fine but even better, I can comprehend what the things I read mean. Derp.
demigod93 12.21.12	oh. i didnt read the "living" part. damn
eleventhsun 12.21.12	You better be sorry demigod, intothedick might get into it.
intotheshit 12.21.12	Hedberg's dead, buddy. Eleventh, you do realize Murphy and Rock are NOT comedians anymore, right?
demigod93 12.21.12	not sure if i can forgive myself i'd put Jerry Seinfeld on this list, i know a lot of people find him redundant and boring but personally i think he's quite funny but im a big Seinfeld nut so i'm biased i guess
intotheshit 12.21.12	Intothedick? Really? Someone's desperate
eleventhsun 12.21.12	This guy is seriously retarded. He realized the list said living and corrected himself. Do you read, or...?
eleventhsun 12.21.12	You're fucking desperate man. I said I would add Chris Rock to the list and it's become a fucking half hour discussion. You have some issues.
intotheshit 12.21.12	You do realize it takes two to tango, eleventh? Why are you so angry about it?
Keyblade 12.21.12	typing from your phone huh pit
demigod93 12.21.12	i thought this would be a stand up comedy discussion
eleventhsun 12.21.12	Does it hurt to have such an empty head? Like are you seriously that void of critical thought? Come on! I told demi to apologize.. Not you... You aren't even in the same conversation. You probably don't know your ass from a hole in the wall. I'm seriously laughing at this silly little person I met today on sputnik.
intotheshit 12.21.12	Yeah I am. The comp's down at work, so I'm using my shitty phone
demigod93 12.21.12	im sorry i guess hey guys Dane Cook http://www.reactionface.info/sites/default/files/images/1287666826226.png
intotheshit 12.21.12	You told demi to apologize? Where? I don't even think you know what you're posting
eleventhsun 12.21.12	My favourite comedians are Carlin and Hicks so anyone in vain of them, I enjoy.
demigod93 12.21.12	Those are two of my favourites as well
intotheshit 12.21.12	Demi, thanks for apologizing. I can sleep tonight
eleventhsun 12.21.12	It must take a monkey to do your job intotheshit. What do you do, push a button drool and eat cheeseburgers?
eleventhsun 12.21.12	You're surprised based on what? That you assume shit about people you haven't met? Good call.
blastOFFitsPARTYtime 12.21.12	Brits>>>
eleventhsun 12.21.12	Bill Burr belongs here too...
intotheshit 12.21.12	Didn't you just assume I pushed buttons, ate burgers, and drooled? Sorry for the delayed response. I had to push a button and find a roll of paper towels
andcas 12.21.12	just watched jim nortons most recent special on netflix and it was fucking hilarious. you really need to check out jim jefferies if you haven't yet man.
eleventhsun 12.21.12	No it had a question mark, which makes it a question. Comprehension isn't your strong point. (That's not an assumption)
intotheshit 12.21.12	Now who's arguing semantics? Also, notice how you're the only person to argue about living/working comedians Andcas, I need to check out more of him.
eleventhsun 12.21.12	No
andcas 12.21.12	if you like patton oswalt how do you feel about brian posehn and zach galifianakis's stand up? they all three did a live comedy dvd together.
eleventhsun 12.21.12	Galifianakis has a pretty odd approach but he has some funny moments.
intotheshit 12.21.12	"No" Losing your touch, buddy. Galifinakis has fallen out of favor with me, and I've never liked Posehn.
OneMoreRoland 12.21.12	False
OneMoreRoland 12.21.12	Without bill burr
cirq 12.21.12	eddie murph is still alive..
andcas 12.21.12	galifianakis has a very anti-comedy presentation in his old stand up.
WeepingBanana 12.21.12	Matt Braunger is pretty cool too
jmh886 12.21.12	Jim Gaffigan anyone?
andcas 12.21.12	meh. he's alright.
ABjordanMM 12.21.12	Jim gaffigan.
jmh886 12.21.12	his last couple specials have been pretty average id say but beyond the pale is one of my all time favorites
Deviant. 12.21.12	Frankie Boyle - that is all
MalleusMaleficarum 12.21.12	"you really need to check out jim jefferies if you haven't yet man." lmfao
Pillow123 12.21.12	larry david
andcas 12.21.12	@deviant, his accent is thick as fuck. @malleus, you're a useless cunt.
Emim 12.21.12	dave chappelle is teh best
eleventhsun 12.21.12	Frankie Boyle is good
MalleusMaleficarum 12.21.12	im useless because i know that jim jefferies is terrible
Emim 12.21.12	really though jim jefferies isn't all that funny
eleventhsun 12.21.12	I like Joe Rogan, he's not top 10 but he's a sarcastic dick and I enjoy it.
Detritivore 12.21.12	Carrot Top is the Shit....literally
andcas 12.21.12	you're useless because you haven't contributed any comedians and you're running your mouth when you haven't even seen any of jefferies specials.
Deviant. 12.21.12	"@deviant, his accent is thick as fuck." I can see that being an issue, but I mean.... he IS from Glasgow
andcas 12.21.12	just kinda hard to make out some of the words but I enjoyed what I saw.
MalleusMaleficarum 12.21.12	Joe Rogan is better on his radio show when he's all high and hypothesising about drugs and shit
andcas 12.21.12	are you trying to say he's not usually high as hell when he's on stage lol.
Adabelle 12.21.12	Only even heard of two of these hahah
taxidermist 12.21.12	Louis CK is fucking hilarious.
MalleusMaleficarum 12.21.12	no andcas im trying to say that joe rogan is funnier and overall more entertaining on his podcast/radio show than he is when hes trying to be a comedian. solid attempt at basic comprehension though, maybe youll get it next time!
FearThyEvil9 12.21.12	Jim Jefferies is great and also has one hell of a 25min long story. To each his own I guess. Suck a bag of dicks!
YankeeDudel 12.21.12	i hate kevin hart. steven wright should be here but not sure what hes been up to.
FearThyEvil9 12.21.12	Kevin Hart was okay but his latest special was awful.
MalleusMaleficarum 12.21.12	you just said "suck a bag of dicks". things like this explain why you think jefferies is funny
pwalcher 12.21.12	love louis ck, so it's interesting to see someone you ranked above him, what's hannibal buress' best skit? Link?
MalleusMaleficarum 12.21.12	kevin hart is terrible. chris rock is where its at.
andcas 12.21.12	"you just said "suck a bag of dicks". things like this explain why you think jefferies is funny" ...because that's so the type of humor he dishes out. he delivers brutal social commentary in the same unabashed vein as carlin.
wacknizzle 12.21.12	Dave Chappel and Mitch Hedberg are better than any of these guys. Louis C.K. is growing on me.
MisterTornado 12.21.12	jeff goldblum
andcas 12.21.12	"no andcas im trying to say that joe rogan is funnier and overall more entertaining on his podcast/radio show than he is when hes trying to be a comedian. solid attempt at basic comprehension though, maybe youll get it next time!" I know what you were saying you fucking dumbass. too bad you can't figure out I was disagreeing with you because he's not only high but funny all the time.
FearThyEvil9 12.21.12	you just said "suck a bag of dicks". things like this explain why you think jefferies is funny Have you not seen Louis CK's specials? That's where that came from.
FearThyEvil9 12.21.12	Dave Chappelle and Mitch Hedberg are better than any of these guys. Louis C.K. is growing on me. Mitch is one hell of a comedian who does nothing but basically punchlines. He was a genius!
andcas 12.21.12	he's never even seen a louis c.k. special. notice how he's only dick riding or talking shit on other users suggestions without making any of his own.