guitarded_chuck: The 27434th Political Compass Thread

guitarded_chuck 06.07.17	WHERE DO YOU STAND
Sinternet 06.07.17	-11, -11
mindleviticus 06.07.17	0.25, -0.21
Sinternet 06.07.17	ok serious one -8.88, -6.36 kind of a flawed test but good for a general idea i guess
Conmaniac 06.07.17	Economic Left/Right: -3.5 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.54 yep.
anat 06.07.17	Left Libertarian Economic Left/Right: -3.38 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.03
Conmaniac 06.07.17	hey we are the same basically anatelier
anat 06.07.17	well we knew that already con
Joeman82 06.07.17	-4, -4.51
TheSpaceMan 06.07.17	ok so these questions are ridiculous. the wording seems to spoonfeed a direction regardless of your stance
TheSpaceMan 06.07.17	like if i was polling for legalization of weed, and asked "do you think being caught with marijuana should lead to the castration of your son?"
Conmaniac 06.07.17	strongly agree
TheSpaceMan 06.07.17	conservative
DoofusWainwright 06.07.17	-3.75, -3.23 Lol, the exact same spot position as yer Gandhi The real world politics of actually choosing a party or leader to entrust has little to do with ideals and all to do with learning how to best compromise those ideals.
Spacesh1p 06.07.17	These questions are terrible. [2]
Spacesh1p 06.07.17	Even just the first question implies that there's a zero sum relationship between humanity/corporate benefits, which is so reductive and loaded that it's only ever going to be answered one way.
theBoneyKing 06.07.17	Economic Left/Right: -7.75 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.59 Yes, I'm very liberal.
laughingman22 06.07.17	Economic Left/Right: -4.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.51 Is anybody intentionally authoritarian?
DoofusWainwright 06.07.17	Spaceship I'm with you, I'm more centrist than the questions allowed me to answer. I'm not Gandhi
theBoneyKing 06.07.17	There should be a neutral option at least.
DoofusWainwright 06.07.17	Last election I did the blind policy check to see which party's policies I liked best... 2 Tory, 2 Labour, 2 UKIP, 2 Green, 2 Lib Dem - allow me the best of all worlds and I'll take it. Voting is hard.
theBoneyKing 06.07.17	Basically I'm I favor of either no government or maximal government, there's no in between.
worthlessscab 06.07.17	absolute garbage, loaded questions and everything skewed toward the green quadrant plus every position requires force to exist, this ain't virtual reality, so it's also deceitful
Toad 06.07.17	-4.75, -3.08
Joeman82 06.07.17	There should definitely be a neutral option
worthlessscab 06.07.17	https://i.imgur.com/BJwaF38.jpg this is more accurate
TwigTW 06.07.17	There should definitely be a neutral option [3] Having said that, the test assessed me correctly: Centrist. Economic Left/Right: 1.75 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -0.05
guitarded_chuck 06.07.17	updated stop whining and do the test you brats ;)))))))
TheSpaceMan 06.07.17	"Even just the first question implies that there's a zero sum relationship between humanity/corporate benefits, which is so reductive and loaded that it's only ever going to be answered one way." exact-fucking -ly. idk why it bothers me so much, but i based my analogy off that same question. and heres a better one, this is the same as aiming towards a very liberal swung person "someone on welfare should receive better medical care then the top 1% income bracket"
TheSpaceMan 06.07.17	and chuck sorry bro im not aiming my fire at you im just really bothered that i hear this website credited a lot
anat 06.07.17	[ ] strongly disagree [ ] disagree [ ] agree [ ] strongly agree [x] well it's a bit more complicated than that
zakalwe 06.07.17	Economic Left/Right: -3.13 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -0.31
guitarded_chuck 06.07.17	yeah i know i didnt think that at all (@space)
TheSpaceMan 06.07.17	word word
theBoneyKing 06.07.17	To be fair in a lot of cases I answered strongly agree/disagree where I could just as easily have answered simply agree/disagree so I probably came out a little more left than I truly am.
zakalwe 06.07.17	lol at me artwork. Fuck you chuck!
Spacesh1p 06.07.17	It's only appropriate for you Zak.
Ovrot 06.07.17	When it says compared to other races does it mean like chinese verses jews or like human verses aliens cause fuck aliens
theBoneyKing 06.07.17	Haha I thought that was a poorly phrased question as well Ovrot. I assumed it means humans vs other species.
Ovrot 06.07.17	i feel like every question could use a [ ] I really don't care either way option so i randomly hit options without looking Economic Left/Right: 0.5 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.05
worthlessscab 06.07.17	+4.4 -8.6
guitarded_chuck 06.07.17	get rekt z!
DoofusWainwright 06.07.17	The religious section was looooooooooooOOOOOOOL
zakalwe 06.07.17	Thing is so far aligned to the left it's ridiculous. Cultivate a master race and exterminate everybody else on the planet with a militant iron fist but support gay marriage and think art is important. Result - Left of centre.
mindleviticus 06.07.17	a lot of these questions are ultra vague
Ebola 06.07.17	-3.63, -4.31
Papa Universe 06.07.17	Economic Left/Right: -0.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.9
anarchistfish 06.07.17	Economic Left/Right: -9.38 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.79
cosmopazz 06.07.17	2.25, 1.33
guitarded_chuck 06.07.17	fish are you literally karl marx
Ebola 06.07.17	how do you even get -9.38
zakalwe 06.07.17	By being mentally ill
butcherboy 06.07.17	Economic Left/Right: -3.0 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.82
worthlessscab 06.07.17	by being 94% submissive
Papa Universe 06.07.17	Oh cool, I got St. Vincent on the list
butcherboy 06.07.17	nice one, chuck! (for the album choice)
hal1ax 06.07.17	+2.38 // -4
Dylan620 06.07.17	-4.25, -5.38 I feel even more liberal than this tbh
DrMaximus 06.07.17	gandhi
emester 06.07.17	Economic: -0.75 Social: -2.56 Think my economic should be a bit higher but w/e
Corney 06.07.17	Economic Left/Right: -0.25 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.03 I got this. I would call myself a liberal or classic liberal as some would say. However, there are things that liberals do and don't do that annoy me greatly.
Spluger 06.07.17	Economic Left/Right: -3.75 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.95 Always have thought of myself as left of center so I'm honestly a lil surprised.
mindleviticus 06.07.17	hal1ax IS Ron Paul confirmed
worthlessscab 06.07.17	if he is Ron Paul then what am I
hal1ax 06.07.17	Lol
demigod! 06.07.17	I believe in a thing called love
Cygnatti 06.07.17	"Your Political Compass: Economic Left/Right: 0.0 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.41" first time in a long time, i've ever been outside of quadrant III tbh...
worthlessscab 06.07.17	you're probably more rightwing, this test skews it left hard
Winesburgohio 06.07.17	Economic Left/Right: -8.13 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.74 ...christ
Cygnatti 06.07.17	when tests don't have a "neutral" option, usually it means you can just skip the question... but for some reason, neither is available on this one. personally, i'm pretty okay with it tho.
flalafell 06.08.17	Economic Left/Right: -6.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.56 Pretty equally liberal on both scales
wtferrothorn 06.08.17	Economic Left/Right: -5.38 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.28
DrMaximus 06.08.17	Economic Left/Right: -8.38 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.9 :\|
neekafat 06.08.17	Won't fucking let me go to the third page so fuck this
Rigma 06.08.17	Economic Left/Right: -3.88 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.31
hal1ax 06.08.17	Hmm. Does agreeing with the 'protectionism is sometimes justified' question give points toward the left or right ? I wasn't aware it was necessarily indicative of either side of the spectrum
Crymsonblaze 06.08.17	Economic Left/Right: -5.75 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.0
Crymsonblaze 06.08.17	There should be an "I don't give a shit" option for some though. Happened to me a lot in some of the fiscal questions
wham49 06.08.17	Your Political Compass Economic Left/Right: -2.75 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.26 absolutely no idea what that means
TheGreatQ 06.08.17	Economic Left/Right: 0.38 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 4.92
Satellite 06.08.17	Economic Left/Right: -7.38 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.56
Satellite 06.08.17	"absolutely no idea what that means" yeah it'd be helpful if the page that displays your rating included a detailed explanation or something.
porcupinetheater 06.08.17	Economic Left/Right: -9.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.62
TheGreatQ 06.08.17	So Many Commies
porcupinetheater 06.08.17	More like so many anarchists my man (Skewed ass poll though, I'm way more tankie than this)
DrMaximus 06.08.17	we shouldn't be governed
TheSpaceMan 06.08.17	"Hmm. Does agreeing with the 'protectionism is sometimes justified' question give points toward the left or right ? I wasn't aware it was necessarily indicative of either side of the spectrum" i would imagine its inherently left, because it defies a true free market and is based off of gov't rule. unless my understanding of it is wrong lol
hal1ax 06.08.17	Ya that's kinda what I figured space. Thx
hal1ax 06.08.17	the fact that it's essentially the government getting in between the consumer and the product is def incongruous with the free market system, but the tempered phrasing 'sometimes justified' made me feel like maybe, under certain circumstances, protectionism could be rationalized under a true free market. but ye i think you are right.
Rik VII 06.08.17	Economic Left/Right: -7.25 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.03
Rik VII 06.08.17	I'm Gandhi
Satellite 06.08.17	my score makes gandhi look like pol pot
Snake. 06.08.17	Completely ineffective... absolutely no understanding of those you hate... it's because you are unable to empathize with your enemy, that you're unable to say anything damaging. See... most of us understand you guys very well because we used to be just like you. Defeated little men, punished for having masculine urges... so you turn your entire lives into one big joke. Just look at yourselves... You're called cucks, because you let women run all over you... you let feminine values dominate your lives and social stances. You're called snowflakes, because you probably grew up in single mother households... you never had a strong male figure to look up to. You never had a strong male figure to say "get the fuck over it" when you were acting like a whiny little shit. You're used to being pampered, which is why you enjoy "safe spaces" like this one... where you know you have the numbers... where you all can just like each others comments without having to actually debate, or hold a conversation under the laws of reality... it's a big circle jerk between people whose lives have become a joke. And with this, I'll take my leave.
Pestiferous 06.09.17	Economic Left/Right: -3.5 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.87 but there really should've been a "neutral" option, too many black and white questions
Jasdevi087 06.09.17	Economic Left/Right: -5.13 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.1 not a lot of wiggle room with some of those questions
guitarded_chuck 06.09.17	so is snakes post copypasta or
Cygnatti 06.09.17	it is, it must've been like 14 months since snake has posted anything longer than two sentences at a time - that's not a copypasta, anyways.
papudo 06.09.17	Economic Left/Right: -6.75 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.62
Papa Universe 06.09.17	DrMaximus? More like DrMarximus, amirite?
Papa Universe 05.06.19	so I did this thing again and apparently I'm now +4.8, -4.4 how did that happen?
Viriathus 05.06.19	Economic Left/Right: -6.75 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.1
J() Alexander 05.06.19	Economic Left/Right: -3.5 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 3.38
GhandhiLion 05.06.19	Economic L/R: 0 Social : 0
LOVEANDACCEPTANCE 05.06.19	-4, -5.64
LOVEANDACCEPTANCE 05.06.19	@ everyone it is inherently impossible to be left economically and right socially and if you think otherwise you're living in a fucking mirage world
GhandhiLion 05.06.19	Left economically probably includes state capitalism so....
Minushuman24 05.06.19	damn, mine has traveled quite a bit. -6.38, -6.77
JohnnyoftheWell 05.06.19	Economic Left/Right: -4.75 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.46 No news there lol
GhandhiLion 05.06.19	Right socially can range from self dependance and family values, to racial tribalism. The spectrum is dumb.
LOVEANDACCEPTANCE 05.06.19	self dependence is a right dependent trait? big ol lol
GhandhiLion 05.06.19	"pull yourself up by your bootstraps" is this not a buzz phrase of the right?
GhandhiLion 05.06.19	@loveandacceptance That was kind of the point. A lot things are not exclusive to a side.
TheMightyScoop 05.06.19	loveandacceptance is alt right
GhandhiLion 05.07.19	"A significant advantage of a one-party state is that it avoids all the arguments that delay progress in a democratic political system."
GhandhiLion 05.07.19	^is this not just objective truth? Some of these questions are dumb
JohnnyoftheWell 05.07.19	Yeah a lot of this is a test of how exactly you interpret questions like that (i.e. agree and take it literally or disagree because fuck one-party states), which is not helpful
J() Alexander 05.07.19	Left and right is dumb, it simplifies things too much. But this tests are fun to do when you're bored so whatever, just don't take them seriously.
GhandhiLion 05.07.19	I think I figured that question out now. It's to do with the idea of limited democracy. Basically cheques and balances in the usa
GhandhiLion 05.07.19	If you think delay of progress/arguments is actually an advantage . E. G government shutdown