|UserSoundoffs 5Album Ratings 496Objectivity 81%Last Active 03-03-13 4:08 amJoined 02-20-12Forum Posts 0Review Comments 1,721
|How To Actually Pick Up Women|
Here's a real list for all you lonely suckers out there.
The Moon is a dead world
First, you gotta prepare for the situation. Always wear mems armour because you
don't want the bitches to think you're some free playing pleb. So don't wear rune and
for the love of god wear mems armour. Even wear Bandos. Bitches love Bandos.
Rune Scimitars won't pick up shit, bitches love Chaotic Mauls. Trust me, i have had
thousands of Runescape girlfriends and when they see your huge as chaotic maul,
they will get wet. instantly. If you're a poor free playing pleb, just get the fuck out. It
costs money to get bitches but in the end its worth it.
Now that you have the gear, you gotta go to where the action's at. Most girl-next-
door types will hang around Varrock. If you're feeling exotic, try going to Al Kharid,
I've gotten tons of pussy from shouting Karim's kebabs to the ladies. You just gotta
know where to go.
Life From Dead Limbs
Pick-Up lines. Now, to properly pick up girls, you gotta know how to talk. Girls don't
like pussies who talk about feelings, they want a real man. Real pick-up lines are...
Do you have 99 attack? because you can't stop hitting me.
Do you have 99 magic? because im caught under your spell.
Are you a cosmic rune? because you are enchanting.
Talk like this, and bitches will be all over you.
Pick Your Patterns
Congratulations! You now have a runescape girlfriend! Wipe those doritos off your
shirt and ask your mother to give you a drink. You deserve it!
|pfff, As if.......... i play Tr00 gamez like Wizards101|
|LMFAO GF BANK NOOBS|
|Just pull your cock out.|
|are you 99 slayer? because i know you didnt have me for a task|
|slap dat shit on da table and let her know its business time|
|Are you 99 Smithing coz i wanna bang you against that anvil|
|Someone here knows how to pick up women ^|
|Oh my god, this list|
|1. Go up to a girl and talk to her|
2. If things are going well ask her out
3. If she says yes you're done
4. If she doesn't try on another girl until one says yes
It's simple math
|shit list mine was better getting girls in rs is easy all u need is to have a lot of gold and be on the leaderboards|
|use both hands|
|Lift with your legs|
|My How to list is better.|
|lift with your back in a twisting, jerking motion|
|Wow you sad fuckers I'm gonna have to make a list aren't I?|
|pretty women like douches .. so be a bastard!|
|10/10. Thanks to you I am in a committed relationship with XxPkGirl94xX. You are a genius!|
|5 is so good. i have been jamming that album for a couple of years and it's still fresh.|
|I feel so much more enlightened now|