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Last Active 09-13-12 3:59 pm
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12.09.12 Best Alt Of 201210.10.12 Idioteque Is Back
06.18.12 The 5 Albums That Killed Music05.10.12 Sputnik In 5 Years Pt. 2
05.09.12 Sputnik In 5 Years05.08.12 Recipe For Troll
01.27.12 Bitch Rant01.25.12 Shit Band Names
01.24.12 The Noobs Guide To Sputnik

Sputnik In 5 Years

Basically, the condition of the site in 5 years
1Slayer
Hell Awaits


Neutralthunder12 will finally realize how much hate is directed at him, and he'll run away and hide under a bridge somewhere with all the forgotten trolls (crandynewman & co.)
2Electric Wizard
Dopethrone


Iluvuatar will date Baseline and discover that she is actually an 9 year old kid. I don't even wanna mention the rest...
3Dream Theater
Awake


Systemunfolded will buy a ranch and spend the rest of his days chopping wood
4Green Day
American Idiot


Green Day will be perceived as the new Beatles, pink will be the new black, but then replaced by vermilion. Meshuggah will be radio favorites. Pigs will fly
5Isis
Wavering Radiant


Hawks will maybe learn to thrash
6Rush
Clockwork Angels


Rush will have a second golden era and Neil Peart will start to play the sitar live, whilst drumming
7Rest
Rest


Rest will be THE biggest and most important band EVER to exist, blending a mix of grind, trance, grindstep, powercore and post-progressive- powerviolence into a cohesive whole.
8Mastodon
Remission


There will be approximately 4% of users left on the site that aren't cone's alts
9Finntroll
Nifelvind


There will be no more trolls. Instead, they will be replaced by squirrels, who actually know how to troll
10 Atreyu
Congregation of the Damned


We will go on a tour to Arizona Bay and learn to swim
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