VisionsFromTheDarkSide: Fantasy PREMIER LEAGUE

VisionsFromTheDarkSide 08.05.18	Code to join: 2452837-577240
Sinternet 08.05.18	joined :^) I have: GK: Pickford Ryan DEF: Azpilicueta Maguire Vertonghen Trippier Walker MID: Jahanbaksh Kante Hazard Gross Sessegnon ATT: Vardy Zaha Arnautovic
Sinternet 08.05.18	our defence is pretty similar haha
AlexKzillion 08.05.18	motherfucker
VisionsFromTheDarkSide 08.05.18	Haha yeah man, think it's cause most of the defences in the league still seem a bit shaky
VisionsFromTheDarkSide 08.06.18	Bumping this and will continue to for the next week to try and boost the numbers
blastOFFitsPARTYtime 08.07.18	Sweet, I'm in.
Jasdevi087 08.08.18	i've never done this before but i'll join, leave it running in the background and see what the fuck happens
blastOFFitsPARTYtime 08.08.18	Have bumped an old list from a year when there was a few peeps, so hopefully can nab a few more
VisionsFromTheDarkSide 08.08.18	Awesome guys, good to have you on board!
VisionsFromTheDarkSide 08.09.18	Last chance to register
anarchistfish 08.09.18	trying to fit both Salah and Aubameyang in my team
anarchistfish 08.09.18	combined £24m lol
VisionsFromTheDarkSide 08.10.18	Possibly worth it though??
anarchistfish 08.10.18	yeah although the other option is dropping Aubameyang for Vardy and Firmino lol didn't realise you had to save your team and now I have Fabianski this week instead of De Gea
anarchistfish 08.10.18	and I have the England flag on my profile even though I support France smh
DoofDoof 08.10.18	damn I would have joined this, you didn't bump the list enough ;D
anarchistfish 08.10.18	you can still join i think you've just missed the first week
osmark86 08.10.18	Think Maddison will be great for Leicester. They look like a very solid team this year.
Jasdevi087 08.11.18	hard 4/20 to whoever the other guy is with Bong in their defence, i think we're going to see so "high" quality football from that lad amirite my brethren?
Faraudo 08.11.18	Aubameyang will score 30 goals this season.
blastOFFitsPARTYtime 08.12.18	Haha yesss, Bong all day long
Sinternet 08.12.18	ez week my triple captain bonus on kante worked wonders
Keyblade 08.12.18	59 points with Wan-Bissaka to be subbed in. finna be top of the league this week I think
Sinternet 08.12.18	think again bud 62 here
DoofDoof 08.12.18	I'm in, Doofy's Djenters have some catching up to do
Keyblade 08.12.18	"think again bud 62 here" up to 71 now boiii
BenThatsMyJamin 08.12.18	Just joined, submitted my team at 6:59 on Friday so didn't get to sort them out, thus first week total is pretty pitiful
BenThatsMyJamin 08.12.18	Whoever put kante as their captain is a jammy lil shit
Keyblade 08.12.18	yeah who tf does that. triple captain too, bonkers
BenThatsMyJamin 08.12.18	Yeah hadn't even noticed that, madness Feel like I need to play my unlimited transfers card already I rushed my team selection so much
Jasdevi087 08.12.18	I'm down to one fucking goalie lmao
Sinternet 08.12.18	yours truly with triple kante
VisionsFromTheDarkSide 08.13.18	I haven't even seen all the captain boost options and shit. I'm pretty bad for just picking a team in august and not changing it till may
blastOFFitsPARTYtime 08.13.18	Early signs are pointing towards a relegation battle for my side. I better call Poch and ask for some tips.
anarchistfish 08.13.18	ofc i forgot to save and end up with 17 points on my bench
DominionMM1 08.13.18	so how does this work? do you just pick players and then pick 11 of them to start each week? obviously you'd have to start X amount of forwards, midfielders, etc but how do defenders score points aside from goals and assists? also teams probably wouldn't play head to head each week so is there a weekly winner based on points or is the winner determined by point totals at the end of the season?
anarchistfish 08.14.18	they also get points for clean sheets but yeah basically you want defenders who are either full backs getting lots of assists or centre backs getting lots of headed goals
Jasdevi087 08.15.18	goddamn it i have to take the L and lose points by transferring thanks to fucking Courtois, will wait till the week after though in case i pick a fluke goalie
VisionsFromTheDarkSide 08.15.18	Bad news for all with KDB in their team, the lad's only gone and crocked hkmself
Jasdevi087 08.20.18	tfw you can't overtake Keyblade because you have the same players still waiting to play
Keyblade 08.21.18	lmao
rabidfish 08.21.18	man fuck Man Utd LMAO fuck them
blastOFFitsPARTYtime 08.21.18	HE SCORES IN AUGUST
Jasdevi087 08.21.18	how the fuck have i already had two red cards fuck off cunt
anarchistfish 08.21.18	time to sell de gea my subs keep scoring high too and aubameyang pls captain salah is carrying me.
anarchistfish 08.21.18	when keyblade's team has Salah Kane Firmino Eriksen Neves
Keyblade 08.21.18	yeah but no bench lol
anarchistfish 08.21.18	£4.5m Arsenal starter Guendouzi here for ur budgeting needs
Deez 08.21.18	Shit if i join now ill start from 0 right?
anarchistfish 08.21.18	yea
anarchistfish 08.21.18	lool 22% of fantasy teams had wan bissaka
Jasdevi087 08.22.18	the irony is that I transferred him to replace Jagielka
anarchistfish 08.27.18	lol i bought walcott cos i couldnt afford richarlison
blastOFFitsPARTYtime 08.27.18	COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYS
Jasdevi087 08.28.18	Memechester United
Sinternet 08.28.18	mourinho third season syndrome going nicely
anarchistfish 08.28.18	selling de gea was the right move
Jasdevi087 08.28.18	Lol why were you lot spending so much on goalies anyway, go for the goalies on those teams that always get nil all draws
anarchistfish 08.28.18	goalies can amass quite a few points with lots of saves. no goalie is worth that much anyway. there's like 1.5 difference between all first choice GKs
Keyblade 08.28.18	just get someone in one of the bottom half teams that's a good shot stopper and has a decent penalty save record... preferably a team that doesn't get spanked every week 1.5 million can make a difference
VisionsFromTheDarkSide 08.28.18	I always tend to completely frontload my teams, which usually means i end up finishing near the bottom due to a dogshit defence
blastOFFitsPARTYtime 08.28.18	I hear ya. Top-heavy is always aesthetically pleasing but in practice you'd like something at the back too.
anarchistfish 09.01.18	lmao wan bissaka at it again
VisionsFromTheDarkSide 09.01.18	absolute shithousery
Jasdevi087 09.01.18	I don't want to talk about how this week went
BenThatsMyJamin 09.02.18	Lol @ whoever had groß as their captain
VisionsFromTheDarkSide 09.02.18	As an arsenal fan there’s nothing I’d love more than for xhaka to just fuck off
anarchistfish 09.02.18	same. that's why I got his name on my chinese import away jersey this season
Sinternet 09.02.18	fuck sake gross and fuck it im bringing murray in you can fuck off callum wilson
anarchistfish 09.03.18	lol weird, mitrovic conceded a pen but he didn't lose points for it oh you don't lose points for conceding pens nvm
Sinternet 09.03.18	i hate the way they score on the official fantasy because they completely undervalue defensive players fucking kante got me 2 points this week wtf
Jasdevi087 09.04.18	The one week i captain salah and he gets me 4 points, nice
VisionsFromTheDarkSide 09.04.18	"fucking kante got me 2 points this week wtf" Yeah man I feel you, you'd think that with Chelsea keeping a clean sheet a player like Kante would get 3 or 4 points for that alone
anarchistfish 09.04.18	kante counts as a midfielder though. there's no point having DMs in the official fantasy football
BenThatsMyJamin 09.05.18	Yeah it's not clever to put kante in your team just cos he's cheap, there's a reason he's cheap. I agree though as with goalkeepers and saves they should have bonus points for defenders/midfielders and tackles/interceptions
Jasdevi087 09.05.18	yeah wtf i thought they got points for tackles and shit, no wonder they all get 1 point each every week
anarchistfish 09.05.18	They get 4 points for clean sheets and bonus points for goals
anarchistfish 04.02.19	ofc aguero gets injured when i triple captain him lol
DoofDoof 04.02.19	That 'free hit' got me to the top of the league for one week
anarchistfish 04.02.19	i wasted mine in a week where only a couple of matches less were being played nearly caught up to my mate though. closed the gap from 200 to 40 in about 2 months. all out of wildcards tho
JoeTex 04.02.19	pele
Sinternet 04.02.19	urgh i missed a couple of weeks at one point and now im stuck like 80 points behind the nearest guy in front of me.
Jasdevi087 04.02.19	this fucking double game week made me choke the 2nd place position I've held for like 90% of the season, I fucking trusted you Jimenez smh
Keyblade 04.02.19	gave up on this a few weeks ago, but still in the lead heh
Jasdevi087 04.02.19	I overtook you for a week at one point though I don't remember who I played to do that lol
Keyblade 04.02.19	i gave up when i signed Son and accidentally kept him as captain for 2 weeks when i forgot about it lol and he didnt do shit i fell behind as expected but surprised im back up, aguero came clutch for me
Jasdevi087 04.02.19	i sold Aguero ages ago when he was on a duck but now he's tearing it up and Hazard's done sweet fuck all for me so I've swapped them out for next week
Sinternet 04.03.19	every week i think about swapping hazard out but am worried this is the week he'll finally come good
Jasdevi087 04.03.19	literally the only reason i still have Mo Lalah
Faraudo 04.03.19	Can I just take a sec to mock Spurs and United?
Jasdevi087 04.03.19	yes, actually astonished that Spurs managed to potentially choke the champions league from being within 10 points of 1st place at one point lmao
Sinternet 04.03.19	professional bottlers
Jasdevi087 04.03.19	also who tf would have called Fulham going out like this before the season started?
Keyblade 04.03.19	as a Villa fan it makes me so happy tho also Spurs were within 5 points before they lost to Chelsea lol
Sinternet 04.03.19	im hoping brighton stay up now they've started to get a few points again but as much as hughton has done well with what he's got he's running out of ideas
Jasdevi087 04.03.19	no team that loses to Burnley deserves a champo spot re: villa, you guys have had some interesting results this season to say the least lol
Keyblade 04.03.19	haha yea. loving us under our new manager, we're so fun to watch can't wait to be back. got some unfinished business with a few teams
Jasdevi087 04.03.19	as cool as it'd be to see Villa back in the prem, I lowkey want either Sheffield U or Bristol to get the playoff promotion just to watch them get absolutely battered in the prem the next season lol
Keyblade 04.03.19	the bottom third of the PL is so bad they'd probably be mixing it up just like Cardiff are doing and Huddersfield did last year seriously it was a miracle that Cardiff even got promoted with their squad and they barely changed it. Sheffield United is a much better team. Bristol would get destroyed tho lmao
Jasdevi087 04.03.19	i want Cardiff to stay up cause I feel so fucking bad for them this year, but they have for all intents and purposes been fielding a Championship team. I remember watching one of their games against Wolves and it was ridiculous how bad they were
Jasdevi087 04.03.19	as far as I'm concerned though as long as the play off team isn't Ping Pong Albion, Millwall could get promoted for all I care lmao
Keyblade 04.03.19	they got shafted on Sunday. as much as I hate Neil Warnock, I felt for him
Jasdevi087 04.03.19	that Chelsea game was actually infuriating yeah
Keyblade 04.03.19	worst part about yo-yo albion is they've been talking so much shit because they finished midtable a couple of times they sing songs about us at their games and shit, the obsession is real. would be sweet to beat them in the playoffs and keep them down here
Jasdevi087 04.03.19	they've been playing like absolute munters this season too so if they got promoted it would actually be unfair tbh they'd go straight the fuck back down too lol so they may as well just back down and let someone else snatch the spot
Keyblade 04.03.19	also sacking Moore was a bitch move. they're not getting autos, they're not dropping out of the playoffs...just why?
Jasdevi087 04.05.19	wait wtf I'm in 1st now
Sinternet 04.05.19	yeah cardiff got shafted on sunday but no one made this much fuss when they scored a clearly offside winner against brighton earlier in the season. also hoping one of aston villa or derby go up tbh, if only to see super frank back in the pl
Jasdevi087 04.05.19	Derby actually have a pretty decent team
Keyblade 04.05.19	we smashed them 7-0 on aggregate this season heh. they're wildly inconsistent and if they come up they might give their record breaking season a run for it's money
Jasdevi087 04.05.19	they also would have the ugliest crest in the Premier League if they went up
Sinternet 04.05.19	iirc they've had a bit of an injury crisis last couple of months but now mounty's back
Jasdevi087 05.12.19	finishing in 2nd place in solidarity with my boys
anarchistfish 05.12.19	closed a gap of 200 points to finish in december to finish 3 points behind my main rival rip
anarchistfish 05.12.19	climbed up to 3rd here tho
Jasdevi087 05.13.19	3rds not fucking good enough sorry
Sinternet 05.13.19	urgh i feel I could have done better if I didn't get fucked with injuries in jan/feb, was pulling in 3rd/4th for a while. still 7th ain't too bad, i'll come back stronger next year
Jasdevi087 05.13.19	the main lesson i'm taking away from this season is don't captain Salah for important matches
Keyblade 05.13.19	I fell off hard damn
anarchistfish 05.13.19	never bet against fit aguero
Jasdevi087 05.13.19	Aguero got two hatricks when i had him out for aubameyang
VisionsFromTheDarkSide 05.13.19	I managed an impressive last place, that deserves the wooden spoon right? I'll set this up again next season, except next season I'll make sure to be more attentive; hadn't previously checked this since December lol
Sinternet 07.14.19	reminder we need to set this up again
anarchistfish 07.14.19	oh yh ive already got a team preset
Keyblade 07.14.19	i'll be more focused this time, considering we're back in the prem :D
blastOFFitsPARTYtime 07.14.19	Drafting new team names. Ndombele of the beast topping it for now.
DoofDoof 07.14.19	I'll sign up again - nearly finished my football sulk
Sinternet 07.14.19	you guys ought to be used to the disappointment by now right? you'll be right as rain by season opener
Sinternet 07.14.19	thats a great name blast, who'd you nick it off? so sad I can't use a variation of hazard = thicc anymore, now I actually gotta be creative
Deez 07.14.19	Could do with the transfers kicking off first before making decisions. Slow window (uk at least)
dmathias52 07.14.19	People able to get in on the new one?
Keyblade 07.14.19	yea i'm in
blastOFFitsPARTYtime 07.14.19	Haha did I nick it off someone? My bad if so, just excited that WE MADE A FUCKING SIGNING OMFG
Sinternet 07.14.19	haha no it's great, just surprised I hadn't heard it been used yet what's the code for new one?
Jasdevi087 07.14.19	I'm in, I'll probably wait till a little closer to the date tho cause last year some of my squad got transfered
blastOFFitsPARTYtime 07.14.19	Haha ya I'm surprised I hadn't thought to use Dembele in the same way, given that Mousa's been my fave for years.
anarchistfish 07.15.19	is there a new one?
Sinternet 07.15.19	league should just auto-renew i thought? but it's telling me the code is too long
VisionsFromTheDarkSide 07.15.19	Holy shit I am the worst host ever lol, i'll be happy to join a league again but probs for the better if someone else creates the league (if it doesn't auto-renew)
anarchistfish 07.15.19	ok im doing it
anarchistfish 07.15.19	f5vo62
Deez 06.08.20	Sooooooooooooooooooooon
Deez 07.27.20	I am your mutha fking winner just like the glorious red machine. Boom
barcafan21 07.27.20	won my league today, we play on fantrax so we track shots on targets, key passes and the like, i had kdb, adama, and raul jiminez it was an easy season
Keyblade 07.27.20	sorry deez, I pipped ya at the end :D
Deez 07.27.20	Hahahahh MUTHAFKER!!
Jasdevi087 07.27.20	lol FUCK I spent nearly the entire season in 7th before pulling the great escape on the last day with a 100 point barnstormer to climb to 5th i swear i was in 7th all the way back in like, october
Deez 07.27.20	Dude I was first for basically all the season so came in here swinging my dick without checking and key had a 100 point week also. hahha
Deez 09.12.20	New one. Youve got about 6 hours to join! https://fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto-join/9em2i3