MMX
11.16.13 | I love the BX now, everything is so damn cheap |
oltnabrick
11.16.13 | why do you know all of this?
and y duz it matter? |
XingKing
11.16.13 | The cost of not having a baby is too expensive, agreed.
But seriously, have your woman get on birth control. |
Cipieron
11.16.13 | ^Xing summed it all up
/thread |
Departures
11.16.13 | lol who even uses condoms there are plenty of other holes to jizz in that won't get the girl pregnant. |
Trebor.
11.16.13 | This is going to be a bad thread |
Scoot
11.16.13 | iud > |
klap
11.16.13 | condoms are for squares |
Cipieron
11.16.13 | or just fuck dudes, assholes are tighter and you dont have to worry about getting pregnant |
MalleusMaleficarum
11.16.13 | you need jesus!!!! |
Cipieron
11.16.13 | well if jesus has taught us anything, it's that even the virgin mary can get pregnant
so you're fucked no matter what |
Nocturnal
11.16.13 | Condoms suck I can't stay hard when I'm using one it sucks. I'd rather be a deadbeat dad then wrap it up my fellow sputnigs |
Keyblade
11.16.13 | "lol who even uses condoms there are plenty of other holes to jizz in that won't get the girl pregnant."
Because birth control is the only reason people use condoms yea |
GnarlyShillelagh
11.16.13 | nocturnal |
Dunpeal
11.16.13 | emissions |
Trebor.
11.16.13 | rock |
ncguitar
11.16.13 | but |
Relinquished
11.16.13 | siberian tree frogs |
Dunpeal
11.16.13 | did you just get back from bar none? |
Dunpeal
11.16.13 | lol |
Trebor.
11.16.13 | I had a condom expire on me once
it was sad |
Dunpeal
11.16.13 | i've had it happen a lot actually. i'd buy a box and then some wouldn't get used after shit got serious |
MalleusMaleficarum
11.16.13 | ive had sex approximately 4,598 times.
a condom has been used approximately 12 times in that span.
total pregnancies: zero.
|
bakkermaarten007
11.16.13 | "ive had sex approximately 4,598 times.
a condom has been used approximately 12 times in that span.
total pregnancies: zero. "
Number of std's: unknown |
MalleusMaleficarum
11.16.13 | nigga plea. |
gosk8n
11.16.13 | LOL |
ffs
11.16.13 | just chiming in here to say that I Have Had SEx In Real Life |
NordicMindset
11.16.13 | reuse and recycle |
MalleusMaleficarum
11.16.13 | that rule applies to the girl, not to the condom |
MO
11.16.13 | lol condoms suck |
Storm In A Teacup
11.16.13 | They usually are Hep they usually are |
MalleusMaleficarum
11.16.13 | yea hoes rule unless youre dating one |
DatBeefPudding
11.16.13 | pull out and stop being a bitch |
TheSlenderMan
11.16.13 | Don't date one. Problem solved. |
TheSlenderMan
11.16.13 | I've busted in girls numerous times and I'm pretty sure I'm sterile because no pregnancies. Which us awesome. |
Storm In A Teacup
11.16.13 | or they had an abortion and didn't say anything about it |
DurzoBlint
11.16.13 | 3 for 6.80.... fuck sake, another reason not to use condoms. I would be broke inside a week. |
ZippaThaRippa
11.16.13 | Military bases fucking rock |
MosesMalone
11.16.13 | My first serious girlfriend was on the shot so I was spoiled on that raw dog shit from an early age. Next girlfriend wasn't and was one of those girls concerned with her future and so it was condoms all the time. At least she paid for them sometimes. |
Crymsonblaze
11.16.13 | "ive had sex approximately 4,598 times.
a condom has been used approximately 12 times in that span.
total pregnancies: zero."
man your dnd character is the coolest |
MalleusMaleficarum
11.16.13 | and what does that mean, lil boy????????????? |
MMX
11.16.13 | answer him crimson boyyy |
Cipieron
11.16.13 | lol how little money do some of you guys make that condom prices are even on your radar? |
Trebor.
11.16.13 | lol crymson |
MMX
11.16.13 | 19 year old college student, working part time 30 hours a week, paying for my own classes, no student
loan yet. Money is an issue Cipieron
|
Trebor.
11.16.13 | lesbians don't have to pay for shit so lucky |
MMX
11.16.13 | they have the life |
tcat84
11.16.13 | malleus... you are sterile |
TronaldDump
11.16.13 | fuck condoms, pulling out + birth control pills are the way to go |
tcat84
11.16.13 | and a liar |
tcat84
11.16.13 | pulling out sucks |
Trebor.
11.16.13 | I think I read somewhere that pulling out is about as effective as condoms so idk |
MMX
11.16.13 | don't trust myself to pull out in time and even if I do my girlfriend bitches about having mini-me's
on her stomach. That's no fun |
TronaldDump
11.16.13 | that's why i have a plastic bag nearby, it gets the job done |
Mookid
11.16.13 | jizz on her face then
stop doing it in the ass i mean fucking come on |
MMX
11.16.13 | tight booty man |
XingKing
11.16.13 | I think studies have shown that when used appropriately, pulling out was maybe 4% less effective than condoms |
tcat84
11.17.13 | just have some kids ... they are cute and stuff |
bakkermaarten007
11.17.13 | Pulling out....
Any of you guys have heard of pre-ejaculate?
~Sexual education with Maarten. |
Dunpeal
11.17.13 | that's a myth conjured up by the latex companies |
wacknizzle
11.17.13 | MMX - Good, List = Shit
Pull out/fuck her ass or fuck less and save money, bust a fuller nut. I thought nearly all girls were on birth control in the first place except the one's who are concerned with the overall health risk |
skeames1214
11.17.13 | If you're in college you can just ask for them at the student health center and get em fo free. |
skeames1214
11.17.13 | wack ur such a romantic |
wacknizzle
11.17.13 | ...or you can rob your local convenience store |
Keyblade
11.17.13 | "jizz on her face then
stop doing it in the ass i mean fucking come on"
What do you know about sex kid? |
wacknizzle
11.17.13 | kids don't know about sex, lester the molester |
Parallels
11.17.13 | How are condoms that expensive anywhere? Here its only like 14$ for 24 trojan magnums |
wacknizzle
11.17.13 | Just use plastic shopping bags and Subway sandwich wrappers, they work! I have living proof those sperms died! |
Parallels
11.17.13 | put a sandwich baggy between ur couch pads and fill it wid mayonasisse. Its a makeshift pussy! |
wacknizzle
11.17.13 | My friend Joe really fucked a girl with a used subway sandwich bag lol. It's sort of legend at this point though |
climactic
11.17.13 | >implying anyone on the internet has ever gotten laid |
Dunpeal
11.17.13 | heroes get remembered, but legends never die |
wacknizzle
11.17.13 | ... |
MMX
11.18.13 | R.A. THE RUGGED MAN NEVER DIES |
psandy
07.31.14 | they're like 2.15 at Walmart |
betray
07.31.14 | can't beat military base prices on the good shit in life
alcohol, cigarettes, condoms
cheap as shit |
DatBeefPudding
07.31.14 | god dam condoms where i live is like 20$ for like 10. sucks ass.
i dont use them with my gf anymore, i just pull out and jizz on her ass lol |
Froot
07.31.14 | Vasectomies, yo |
Skull917
07.31.14 | I just give her a dirty sanchez |
DatBeefPudding
07.31.14 | ah yes the dirty sanchez.
second to the infamous hot carl |
JesusMilosovic
07.31.14 | You don't need condoms when the bitch is dead. |
Greyvy
07.31.14 | only time i use condoms is when i masturbate |
R6Rider
07.31.14 | Go to the hospital.
I think they give you a bunch fo free. |
JesusMilosovic
07.31.14 | Anyone ever been so disgusted with fucking a bitch that you went home and scraped the first 3 layers of skin off of your peen just to make sure the filth didn't get too deep? |
Skull917
07.31.14 | let's roll the laugh track |
