KILL5
10.20.11 | m/ |
AngelofDeath
10.20.11 | Welcome back, brah. |
omnipanzer
10.20.11 | herrooo |
MO
10.20.11 | LOL did you get banned for spamming all those lyrics. m/ |
KILL5
10.20.11 | yep mods cant handle neils genius
too bad |
AngelofDeath
10.20.11 | Bunch of giraffes, bro.
All neck. |
KILL5
10.20.11 | when jom listens to eloy maybe i'll respect his faggot rules |
Hawks
10.20.11 | Can't kill the KILL!
m/ |
AngelofDeath
10.20.11 | Looks like Willie banned you. Doesn't say why either.
Not sure why Sonic wasn't included as well lol. |
Trebor.
10.20.11 | I spammed ghostface lyrics the other day
But I guess it's ok as long as you spam josh |
BigHans
10.20.11 | Death to all but Metal |
Trebor.
10.20.11 | KILL banned for one week
Reason "why not" |
Crysis
10.20.11 | to draw from Plato, KILL is the Form of a rocker |
BigHans
10.20.11 | The pinnacle of their musicianship, this is where the gnarly dudes of Hard Jams Inc finally blended their raw, unbrideled passion for rocking the fuck out with focused jams such as "Abortion Protestors are Giant Faggots," "I Eat meat, but Not Babies," and "Don't Tell Me To Turn It Down Mom, You Twat." Lead guitarist KILL employs breakneck solos while feasting on riffs the size of Brontasauras droppings. Percussionist/Lead vocalist Avery Cable channels his teenage aggresion into a performance not seen since Iggy Pop's aggresive prime. Cultured, refined bassist Angel of Death keeps things steady and procures most of the band's groupies, while that Johnny Dude just kind of runs around like a wildman but its all good. A masterpiece. |
KILL5
10.20.11 | lol hans |
MO
10.20.11 | lmao Hans |
Hawks
10.20.11 | Hans with the comment of the year. |
ZilbelPing
10.20.11 | m/ |
BigHans
10.20.11 | Just reviewed another Hard Jams Inc album in 3 minutes:
Hard Jams Inc - Cocks Thud on Tables
Rating: 5 Stars
When John Holmes unzipped his pants and laid his package on the table, it made a noticeable thud that made every woman around go "OooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, I want some of that." That is the sensation when you listen to lead guitarist KILL's riffs, which is how the band came up with the name for the 12th album. Featuring lead single "Yes, I am really happy to see you, and yes, it is that Goddamn big," CTOT features Hard Jams Inc's Hall of Fame formula of thrash, Prog, and overall beastly metal. Lead singer/drummer Avery Cable continues to defy any type of formulaic trends; he rountinely transitions from death growls, knut curdling wails ala Diamond Head, and carries pristine ballads like "If my girlfriend was going to get dicked by anybody but me, I really want it to be Neil Peart." Cable's titanic vocals are always in alignment with the murderous RIFFS from KILL and the vagina wetting bottom end grooves of suave bassist Angel of Death. Random dude Johnny continues to add random elements to great songs. His trombone work on the prog/thrash classic "Sea's girlfriend now knows what its like to get blasted on by a firehose, somebody take her to the carwash," and his bongo playing on "Taste my tasty jams, and Im not talking about the kind your mother makes or our music" is entirely transcendent. For a band that can do no wrong, Hard Jams Inc continues to cement itself as the greatest act in metal history, even if they aren't really even trying. Their pact with Satan won't be running out any time soon. |
Willie
10.20.11 | He was banned for breaking the lulu review page. I never saw any lyrics. I just don't bother to tell him why anymore because I'm sure he could think of 100 potential reasons. |
KILL5
10.20.11 | serious business page breaking a troll review |
Willie
10.20.11 | I didn't even read the review. I banned the two people that thought it would be amusing to fuck up the layout. If it had been someone that wasn't constantly causing problems then there probably wouldn't have been a ban at all. |
KILL5
10.20.11 | lol m////////// stay metal willie m/ |
DoubtGin
10.20.11 | nah |
KILL5
10.20.11 | cant stop the metal flow |
omnipanzer
10.20.11 | stop the rock?
you can't stop the rock! |
Willie
10.20.11 | The thing is that you used to be one of the few people worth talking to on this site, and then you suddenly decided to start acting like you lack social skills and that listening to metal was some sort of crusade. Look back at your earlier contributions compared to what you do now. You're still cool to talk to from time to time, but you've mixed in some shitty habits as well. I'm just saying that I'm not trying to single you out or 'stop the metal'. I just have to be able to talk with you about the new Cynic album one moment and then delete something/ban you the next for something you know you're not supposed to be doing. |
someguest
10.20.11 | he just needs a daddy willie
rush can only fill the void so long |
Ire
10.20.11 | lol 5 points for someguest |
KILL5
10.20.11 | not really man i made kill after getting perm banned on all my previous accounts for the same shit, i know its immature but bro i just love to fuck around and listen to metal..and yea i made some shitty reviews but bro i was still a dumbass back then and am now m/ |
Parallels
10.20.11 | did the original KILL account get banned? |
Willie
10.20.11 | Ha ha. That did sound very parental, didn't it. |
KILL5
10.20.11 | and someguest i got a dad he listens to u2 and gilbert o sulivan, your dad prob listens to tiffany and brand new |
KILL5
10.20.11 | are you guys dumb as shit or what
ive been getting banned from the site since 06, i am way nicer then i was back then so fuckin be happy bitches |
Willie
10.20.11 | I have no idea what your old accounts are. I only know you through this one and it seems that you've stepped up the 'bullshit' compared to when we first started talking. Mainly, I'm just saying that I'm not trying to single you out or anything. |
Scoot
10.20.11 | have you even heard lulu |
someguest
10.20.11 | "Willie, Sputnik's foster dad while mx is off buggering the Virgin Mary."
lol |
KILL5
10.20.11 | hard jams inc. - presto |
KILL5
10.20.11 | you can try but nah |
alachlahol
10.20.11 | kill sucks all he does is quote lyrics and talk about how good megadeth is (they arent) glad hes banned gonna drink a beer and wish for a couple more bannings |
Crysis
10.20.11 | rip hard jams inc. |
KILL5
10.20.11 | lol alach mad cos i called him a fag bro all you do is follow rasputin around suckin his dick thinkin youre elite when really you havent even heard eloy |
Hyperion1001
10.20.11 | lol |
someguest
10.20.11 | rush - moving diltches |
SlightlyEpic
10.20.11 | grow a road, man |
someguest
10.20.11 | i think you have my mouth confused with your anus |
alachlahol
10.20.11 | hold on man put down the phone how am i suckin dicks when you cant post without talking about how much youd like chuck schildiners balls in your ass while he plays leprosy solos rasputin and i share a common goal you and sonic just share a common hole (butthole) |
Spec
10.20.11 | m/ |
KILL5
10.20.11 | as i said you havent heard eloy, this means you suck at music and arent elite
listening to sabaothic cherubim demos doesnt make you elite man it makes you retarded, listen to real music like budgie/hard jams |
alachlahol
10.20.11 | i dont listen to gay british 70s prog man do you think im one of those guys who takes time for tea or knows anything about the falkland islands war (nope) |
KILL5
10.20.11 | yea 70s prog is lame! killers are the true jams |
alachlahol
10.20.11 | you have something to say about brandon flowers man just say it half your fuckin name is named after the killers you were too pussy to go the whole way and stopped after 4 letters hahaha |
AngelofDeath
10.20.11 | June 5th should be Eloy day. |
KILL5
10.20.11 | good one man pretty sure progmaster came up with that one a few years back, shows youre on the same level of wit haha yea bro haha yea dude haha yea man haha yea
honestly man you like some good shit but you got your head so far up rasputins ass you cant see the light
prog bro
prog |
alachlahol
10.20.11 | nice try you joker progmaster likes mastodon A LOT and i dont at all we dont share anything in common besides both being human beings with a love for music and peace
you keep talking about prog like ive lived the life of a sheltered mongrel ive heard jethro tull and yes but id rather be listening to hendrix can and ash ra tempel |
KILL5
10.20.11 | listen to both like a real man, i mean you like floyd but dude wheres the rush? even fags like jozh dig 2112
also wheres the god damn camel? camel is the best music ever made man you gota check this shit hard it will change your mind and you will become true |
lyon1535
10.20.11 | omg missed you |
alachlahol
10.20.11 | i heard the camel moonriders album a while back |
KILL5
10.21.11 | bro go easy on him we can teach him the ways of true rock
yea moonmadness is good shit bro now get mirage and they will be your fav band ever |
BigHans
10.21.11 | Cocks Thud on Tables guys |
KILL5
10.21.11 | m/ |
someguest
10.21.11 | "but i mean this isnt a surprise someguest has bad taste (5 it if chan does lol)"
hahahahha |
KILL5
10.21.11 | called out hard |
someguest
10.21.11 | trve |
pissbore
10.22.11 | "The thing is that you used to be one of the few people worth talking to on this site, and then you suddenly decided to start acting like you lack social skills and that listening to metal was some sort of crusade."
metal IS infact a crusade and social skills are overrated. if anything YOU should be banned for (pardon my french) being a total dipshit. oops im probably banned now
bye guys
m/ |
KILL5
10.22.11 | a true metal warrior m/ we fight to keep the metal flowing through our hearts and minds m/ |
