BonerAdams
11.29.11 | Porcupine tree blows, listen to exhorder |
Emim
11.29.11 | shut up |
KILL
11.29.11 | 4 is 1 |
BonerAdams
11.29.11 | @ Emim
Wow, metal expert right heree |
Emim
11.29.11 | you spelled hear wrong dumbfuck |
BonerAdams
11.29.11 | Oh my god, it's spelled H-E-R-E not H-E-A-R. I merely added an extra e by mistake
Who's the dumbfuck now |
Emim
11.29.11 | there aren't hyphens in it either dumbshit |
Masochist
11.29.11 | I can get along with this list...but then again, I can't. I know there's too many songs to choose from, and yet there's way too much missing. "Time Flies," "Piano Lessons," "The Sound of Muzak," "Way Out of Here," "Glass Arm Shattering"....
And yet, #1 is probably either my own #1 or #2 (behind "Blackest Eyes," if anything). And there's so much good stuff on here as it is (some of which I'm really happy didn't get overlooked, like "Halo" and "Even Less").
But in the end, it doesn't even matter. It's a PT list; therefore, list WINS. |
BonerAdams
11.29.11 | Those are there to seperate each letter and help you sound out each word like a big boy.
Don't try calling me names, cause that shit ain't gonna phase me. |
Emim
11.29.11 | Muzak is a great one |
Emim
11.29.11 | faze*
will you stop it, please |
Emim
11.29.11 | actually, explain it again cause I don't think I got it |
BonerAdams
11.29.11 | My god I'm jamming Exhorder so hard right now, and your puny shit just doesn't register. Run home and cry, limp dick |
Emim
11.29.11 | lololololol, I didn't even notice that you actually spelled "separate" wrong |
BonerAdams
11.29.11 | yeah, you were too busy sucking chubby schoolboy chode. Do the world a service and fuck off, because the spelling police don't need another officer. |
Emim
11.29.11 | doesn't* |
BonerAdams
11.29.11 | ^
as in
Emim *doesn't* get laid. Ever.
Each lame attempt you make to outsmart just oozes out like a strained, stinky shit. Just give up, cause you'll never take me down, and you have neither the brains nor the ammo. |
FearThyEvil
11.29.11 | ain't
Not even a word. Try again. |
BonerAdams
11.29.11 | Shut the fuck up, this has nothing to do with you. |
Emim
11.29.11 | Outsmarted by third grade grammar. |
FearThyEvil
11.29.11 | Shut the fuck up, this has nothing to do with you.
It does now. |
BonerAdams
11.29.11 | You would know alot about third graders, considering you probably spend most of your time in the bushes at elementary schools jacking off to kiddies |
Emim
11.29.11 | You're an insecure child, aren't you? |
BonerAdams
11.29.11 | "Shut the fuck up, this has nothing to do with you.
It does now."
Take your best shot, asshole, because I'm waiting for ya. I've got Exhorder jamming hard, and I can dodge any queer-queef blows you try to land |
Emim
11.29.11 | Let daddy hold you. |
BonerAdams
11.29.11 | "Let daddy hold you."
Don't inclued me in your pedo fantasies you sick fuck |
FearThyEvil
11.29.11 | "Shut the fuck up, this has nothing to do with you. It does now." Take your best shot, asshole, because I'm waiting for ya. I've got Exhorder jamming hard, and I can dodge any queer-queef blows you try to land
Yeah, because the music you're listening to will do anything against an internet comment. By the way, what are kiddies? I'm pretty sure it's pronounced kids. |
Emim
11.29.11 | Don't use the past tense...it's happening right now.
Oooooooh yeah |
InAbsentia
11.29.11 | Wow great list! You covered the three phases perfectly. |
FearThyEvil
11.29.11 | Don't inclued me in your pedo fantasies you sick fuck
*Include |
ShousoStrip
11.29.11 | *paedo.
British spelling ftw! |
BonerAdams
11.29.11 | "Yeah, because the music you're listening to will do anything against an internet comment. By the way, what are kiddies? I'm pretty sure it's pronounced kids."
How can I 'Pronounce'. I'm not talking out loud to you, you stupid west-virginian cheesecunt. The music I jam would rip you a pussy, dickweed. So do me a favour and stop oozing your lumpy smeg bullshit.
"Don't use the past tense...it's happening right now.
Oooooooh yeah"
Ok, I'll use present tense.
Emim is a pathetic chodehole with shit music taste and a penchant for rear entry
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Emim
11.29.11 | "The music I jam would rip you a pussy, dickweed."
Please explain how this is a good thing. Thanks. |
ShousoStrip
11.29.11 | ^^You missed a period at the end. Grammatically incorrect! |
Emim
11.29.11 | He also missed a question mark for his opening interrogative, but I was going to let it slide. |
BonerAdams
11.29.11 | "Please explain how this is a good thing. Thanks."
What makes this whole thing so hillarious is that you nerds think I give a shit about spelling and you can bring me down about it. What a bunch of schoolgeeks. I can benchpress 50 in under a minute. I work out 6 hours a night and bang the hottest bitches til' 5 am. You cunts can't touch this shit. |
Emim
11.29.11 | Why are the hills so funny? |
Gilgamahesh
11.29.11 | *shitty
Man you can't ever win can you. You're an insult to the Exhorder fan base.
I jam to stuff harder than even Exhorder. So stfu and gtfo. |
Emim
11.29.11 | And I would be surprised if you could sit down on a bench 50 times in one minute. |
Gilgamahesh
11.29.11 | LOL benchpress 50? Wow what a loser, he doesn't even know that weight is the criteria for strength and not reps. And work out for 6 hours? This idiot wastes a fourth of his day when an actual workout takes 2 hours tops unless you're an idiot bodybuilder. |
ShousoStrip
11.29.11 | Man, BonerAdams is so tough and macho. Guess who's my new idol? |
Gilgamahesh
11.29.11 | And I highly doubt that any worthwhile woman would give a person with your mentality the time of day. Go back to school little man.
As an ACTUAL lifter I find you hilarious.
Personally I'd put Blackest Eyes in my top five. The dichotomy between the Opeth-style heaviness and the melodic overlay is
amazing. Lazarus too, but for entirely different reasons. |
Emim
11.29.11 | This got unfunny and uninteresting.
Peace, y'all. |
BonerAdams
11.29.11 | "And I would be surprised if you could sit down on a bench 50 times in one minute."
Yeah, you would be. And you'd also be surprised when my fuckin' knuckles broke your nose. I've done professional cagefighting, motherfucker. I've driven cars you wouldn't dream of tending at the minimum wage, high-schooler gas station job you undoubtedly have (and will have forever). You know how much I earn each year? You wouldn't have the math skills to comprehend the figures, so just go back to your DragonBall Z stickerbook, and suck on your juicebox like it's your grandpas wizened chode.
"Man you can't ever win can you. You're an insult to the Exhorder fan base."
I taught Exhorder everything they know, limpwrist. Those fuckers attend my barbeques ANNUALLY, and we dragrace on weekends.
"I jam to stuff harder than even Exhorder. So stfu and gtfo."
Wow, I'm so impressed. Now if you can just get the hang of those pull-ups. Don't try and out-Metal me, pubis, because you wouldn't have a prayer. |
BonerAdams
11.29.11 | "This idiot wastes a fourth of his day when an actual workout takes 2 hours tops unless you're an idiot bodybuilder."
With the ammount of fucking and fighting I get up to daily, every hour in the gym is needed. Come visit my gym one day my friend. Cause I know for a fact your skinny ass couldn't open the front door, let alone the irons I pump |
Gilgamahesh
11.29.11 | HAHAHA you bore me.
So yeah, solid list except for Blackest Eyes and Lazarus placement. I haven't heard any of lightbulb sun unfortunately. |
BonerAdams
11.29.11 | "And I highly doubt that any worthwhile woman would give a person with your mentality the time of day. "
Firstoff, dem hoes don't come for the conversation, they come for the cock - and they get it in buckets, four at a time on a slow day.
"As an ACTUAL lifter I find you hilarious. "
A lifter of what? your fat ass as you wadle to the toilet to shit out another log of your granny's smegma?
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Keyblade
11.29.11 | props for #1 |
Keyblade
11.29.11 | great bands, is pretty accurate |
Gilgamahesh
11.29.11 | People do and think crazy things. If you consider the awe-inspiring stupidity that so many people are capable of even on a daily basis I think you'll find that having a perhaps exaggerated esteem for these bands pales in comparison. |
insomniac15
11.29.11 | you forgot I Drive The Hearse, Remember Me Lover, Time Flies, The Sound Of Muzak, Sentimental and Sever otherwise pretty accurate list :D |
Gilgamahesh
11.29.11 | Dot Three needs more love.
Also Karnivool is good but Porcupine tree is way better. |
bloc
11.29.11 | SHALLOW |
tiesthatbind
11.29.11 | 1 is correct |
RooseveltsGhost
11.29.11 | Waiting Phase 2 is way better than Phase 1. But whatev, list is full of awesome songs. |
RooseveltsGhost
11.29.11 | On second thought, needs more Deadwing. The whole album, title track included. |
InAbsentia
11.29.11 | Yeah. Deadwing (track) is very underrated. 3:50 has always been one of my favorite parts in their discography. |
RooseveltsGhost
11.29.11 | I like the tasty bass jam followed by the pseudo-breakdown followed by the psychedelic guitar solo. And then the next song is friggin Shallow. Deadwing is great.
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InAbsentia
11.30.11 | Deadwing is great. But I hate Halo and Lazarus. |
RooseveltsGhost
11.30.11 | .... how do you hate Lazarus? LAZARUS IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL |
InAbsentia
11.30.11 | That's what I thought the first three times I heard it, but then it became too predictable and dull. |
omnipanzer
11.30.11 | I love the name Porcupine Tree, I wish they didn't suck. oh imo |
Emim
11.30.11 | ^DON'T EVEN START WITH ME, REZNAPINMO |
Gilgamahesh
11.30.11 | Lazarus is still great and I've heard it idk how many times. And panzer, saying a band sucks just because you don't get the sound is ridiculously stupid. It would be like me saying all hardcore is stupid screaming nonsense. Where I just think they're perhaps talented musicians creating a type of dissonance that doesn't agree with me. |
omnipanzer
11.30.11 | "saying a band sucks just because you don't get the sound is ridiculously stupid."
I didn't say that.... anyone see me say that? |
Gilgamahesh
11.30.11 | It seemed like it was implied, panzer. Apologies if I was wrong about that. My brain was a bit fried the other day, which is why I was stupid enough to get played by a troll like boner. |
Esky
11.30.11 | Wow, hating Lazarus. To each their own, I suppose, but it's a truly beautiful (and simple) track.
There's not one PT album I think is truly brilliant - they all tend to run a little long - but I could probably put together 2 5-rated albums by picking out individual songs. Great band. |
Jethro42
11.30.11 | So called friend
Sever
Hatesong
Way out of Here
Sound of Muzak
Radioactive Toy
Futile
Buying new Soul
... |
omnipanzer
11.30.11 | If they had been smart and introspective enough to get rid of their singer or at least hire a decent lyricist long ago they would have gone a lot further imo. Dude's lyrics are laughable and occasionally juvenile. For me the instrumental is great to mundane depending on the album. |
omnipanzer
11.30.11 | "There's not one PT album I think is truly brilliant - they all tend to run a little long - but I could probably put together 2 5-rated albums by picking out individual songs."
I agree with much of this. |
Gilgamahesh
11.30.11 | Yeah the lyrics aren't the best, and yeah I agree about the album lengths. But overall I'd say the quality of output here is more than enough to make a rating of 'suck' unwarranted. |
Emim
11.30.11 | "I'm pretty sure he "gets the sound" of a generic band with no emotions, it's not that hard really."
You think Tool is the greatest thing ever, so...
Gavin >>>>>>>>>>>>> Danny Carey |
Jethro42
11.30.11 | Gavin >>>>>>>>>>>>> Danny Carey[124] |
InAbsentia
11.30.11 | Agreed. |
RooseveltsGhost
11.30.11 | Gavin>>>Everyone
Danny Carrey>everyone but Gavin |
InAbsentia
11.30.11 | Martin Lopez > Danny Carrey |
RooseveltsGhost
11.30.11 | "If they had been smart and introspective enough to get rid of their singer or at least hire a decent lyricist long ago they would have gone a lot further imo. Dude's lyrics are laughable and occasionally juvenile. For me the instrumental is great to mundane depending on the album."
There is no band without the singer or lyricist. The Gavin and Barbieri are almost indispensable elements of the music, but Steven Wilson IS Porcupine Tree.
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JohnnyoftheWell
01.21.12 | 3 is 1, 6 is 2
@BonerAdams looks like someone has a degree in spreading bullshit |
IdiotequeCigar
01.21.12 | 18 is best.
BonerAdams is retarded, don't pay any attention to it |
JohnnyoftheWell
01.21.12 | "BonerAdams is retarded"
No shit |
