Atari
10.07.12 | advice from a 15 year old lol |
Winrar
10.07.12 | I think he's seen plenty. I mean, why else would he have a guide to picking up women? |
bach
10.07.12 | Nobody lies on the internet. |
Atari
10.07.12 | Good albums on here though |
Sirob
10.07.12 |
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Crymsonblaze
10.07.12 | You've never seen a vagina [5] |
bach
10.07.12 | My comment will forever live on in the cosmos. Say hello to Carl Sagan for me, comment. |
BallsToTheWall
10.07.12 | Great concept, list and information. |
Winrar
10.07.12 | Can't wait to pick up all the 15 year old babes! Thanks man! |
Calc
10.07.12 | So if I follow this, I can go to jail? Like for sure? |
bach
10.07.12 | Darth, you should test your little theory with Miranda Kerr. I'm sure she'd comply! |
Calc
10.07.12 | sweet.... |
Satellite
10.07.12 | this is like stevie wonder writing a song about colors |
Sirob
10.07.12 | lol stevie wonder is black |
Satellite
10.07.12 | sirob gets it |
Winrar
10.07.12 | Didn't you read the list?
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bach
10.07.12 | You should change your username to "DarthTheAssDestroyer."
Something about that seems a bit more fitting. |
Winrar
10.07.12 | List is missing the windowless van and barbie dolls. |
JAXETA
10.07.12 | i love you yot yot |
bach
10.07.12 | I live in Maryland. Nothing exists out here. |
DarthTheAssDestroyer
10.07.12 | sorry bach, it seems as though that username is TAKEN |
Calc
10.07.12 | hey lakes im about to move out there lets never hang out!!! |
DarthTheAssDestroyer
10.07.12 | no rose im saying the guys u pick up might be no hard feelings sorry |
DarthTheAssDestroyer
10.07.12 | whoops i mean rosa |
bach
10.07.12 | I only care for the ones with large penises. A girl needs to be satisfied! |
DarthTheAssDestroyer
10.07.12 | shallow guys usually arent gay tho theyre usually the ones who are u like to girls 'baby you are my everything i love you' and then go fuck other 6/10s because they can |
bach
10.07.12 | You have to plow a 4 in order to appreciate an 8. |
bach
10.07.12 | AHHH SHEEET. Flutter's here! It's a party, now! |
DarthTheAssDestroyer
10.07.12 | isnt like 50% of guys bi or had a gay experience in theyre life or somethin like that? |
bach
10.07.12 | LISTENING TO COLDPLAY!!!!!!!!! |
bach
10.07.12 | I don't think it's like that in the slightest, Darth. |
DarthTheAssDestroyer
10.07.12 | idk i just remember someone saying that |
bach
10.07.12 | I love the song "Yellow." It brings me back. |
bach
10.07.12 | @darth
I haven't heard tell of that one before. idk |
Insurrection
10.07.12 | this advice is absolutely bulletproof |
Yuli
10.07.12 | This should be featured! |
Ire
10.07.12 | darth ur a god |
JAXETA
10.07.12 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bzvm7zd4Z-s&feature=youtu.be
random but here's something fun |
DarthTheAssDestroyer
10.07.12 | hahahaaha |
bach
10.07.12 | My "How to pick up women" list is far better! |
auberginedreams
10.07.12 | "yeah picking up guys is easy as fuck cos theyre all real horny and have low standards"
makes sense, i've been hit on by a couple gay guys. at first it was sort of flattering even though i'm
not into guys but they got really persistent about it and then it got annoying and uncomfortable. |
auberginedreams
10.07.12 | well duh. i know not all gay guys are like that, just the ones that are into me apparently. |
WeepingBanana
10.07.12 | aub makes eye contact with gay guy
OMG MUST BE INTO ME |
auberginedreams
10.07.12 | "aub makes eye contact with gay guy"
nah one dude hit on me for like two hours, kept trying to buy me drinks and take me back to his place. the other guy was a friend of a friend who i didn't realize was gay at first but he was into me for several months, wrote songs for me and said he had a dream that told him a was his soul mate. i actually felt kind of bad because he really like me but if i'm not gay there's not much i can really do about it. |
WeepingBanana
10.07.12 | they probably listened to your emo song |
WeepingBanana
10.07.12 | nah i'm jkin' aub |
auberginedreams
10.07.12 | lol no the first situation i described was last year, the other was a few years ago. |
Ire
10.07.12 | wtf is going on in hurr |
Treeman
10.07.12 | treeman gets btiches |
ShadowRemains
10.07.12 | "this is like stevie wonder writing a song about colors"
sorry darth but lmfao |
StarlessAnd
10.07.12 | already picked up 3 women thanks to this list congrats!! |
Recspecs
10.07.12 | Dude lol come on |
MMX
10.07.12 | Ultimate pick up line
"Hey I play Call of Duty wanna fuck?" |
Insurrection
10.07.12 | take notes recspecs, you can learn a lot from him. i mean the guy slays ass |
MMX
10.07.12 | "(lol as if)"
I imagined a blonde valley girl saying that |
Ire
10.07.12 | say my name
say it
say it again you bitch |
BlueW
10.07.12 | ^ WIN |
Recspecs
10.07.12 | "sorry luke i can't give a guide to picking up black chicks i'll leave that one up to you (seeing as u got dem pics and everythin)"
Dude don't worry I'm making a list tomorrow and it better get featured. |
Ire
10.07.12 | aw darth |
WeepingBanana
10.07.12 | i snagged my gurl by beating up a 4 year old and sending her the video tape |
menawati
10.07.12 | some top tips there but I always thought Derek&Clive sex manual had it down - 'get your knob out, put it in her hand and cry' |
KjSwantko
10.07.12 | I'll be sure to take advice on meeting girls from Sputnikmusic.com |
americanohno
10.07.12 | I'll be sure to never follow your advice when trying to get women to have sex with me.
There's really no reason to make it an absolute certainty that I'll die a virgin. |
americanohno
10.07.12 | damn I thought these were serious advices.
Now I look like a dick they're a pretty funny parody of these type of advice lists.
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Ire
10.08.12 | aw |
Ire
10.21.12 | hehe |
Ire
10.21.12 | ikno hhaha im sorry |
Ire
10.21.12 | thumbs up drth |
Ire
10.21.12 | sam says he does drugs n listens to psychedelic aw our little lennon |
henryChinaski
10.21.12 | Haha very entertaining |
NoMeansYes
10.21.12 | If you really want to pick up chicks I suggest you visit a farm with baby chickens. So easy, 100% success rate. |
NeoSpaz
10.21.12 | best advice ever |
tommygun
01.24.13 | did you get physical |
BallsToTheWall
01.24.13 | did you use cucumbers for mutual satisfaction? |
tommygun
01.24.13 | lol balls |
Havey
01.24.13 | hows it goin with the new 1 lakor |
Hyperion1001
01.24.13 | is it the one where the dude sticks the catheter in his peehole and then works his asshole with the giant cucumber? |
BallsToTheWall
01.24.13 | I like mayonnaise on my cucumbers. |
Hospital
01.24.13 | lol 6 funny thing is i was in a situation where i liked this girl and my friends told me to go for it and said to whip it out and say "the offers on the table take it or leave it"
needless to say we dated for 3 years |
Tyrael
01.24.13 | Great list I will use these tips thanks darthy you're the man |
nononsense
01.24.13 | I thoroughly enjoyed reading this. |
sixdegrees
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Havey
12.10.23 | the girl might be like omg i wish i was as good looking as her and then u can get a twinkle in ur eye and be like 'well, now you mention it' |
SlothcoreSam
12.10.23 | I read that title as.
"Picking up chicks with diarrhea" |
pizzamachine
12.10.23 | Le classique list |
budgie
12.10.23 | where is it |
anode
12.10.23 | The internet is dead |
neekafat
12.10.23 | Darthma balls bitch |
budgie
12.10.23 | you know its a dark day when neeka shitposts |
Butkuiss
12.10.23 | Watershed moment for Sputnik discourse |