jrm96: | Sputnikmusic

jrm96 09.12.12	i'll teach u all u want :)
jrm96 09.12.12	Nobody wants to learn how to cuss in spanish
jrm96 09.13.12	damn i thought this would get interesting
FromDaHood 09.13.12	My university's program guarantees proficiency in 3 months, can you top that?
jrm96 09.13.12	i can gurantee proficiency in 2
HitlerIsTheBest 09.13.12	why would i want to speak mexican
FromDaHood 09.13.12	You just shouldn't exist
jrm96 09.13.12	well that way if u happen to see a bunch of mexican hanging around ur grocery store u can know wat they're saying
jrm96 09.13.12	well i learned it naturally, but takes a bean taco a day to learn the full ways of the beaner language
tarkus 09.13.12	they talk too fast even if you know the words that always pisses me off
jrm96 09.13.12	o well in the streets its known as spanish and are u sure those aren't puerto ricans tarkus
tarkus 09.13.12	in florida its all cubans and in chicago its all mexicans so yeah im sure
jrm96 09.13.12	i've never heard a mexican talk fast we speak at a regular pace (well at least here we do)
tarkus 09.13.12	its not fast to native speakers
jrm96 09.13.12	bro, are u super positive those aren't puerto ricans we dont speak so fast unless we're pissed
tarkus 09.13.12	dude there was a spanish first language mexican in my spanish class a couple years ago he was too fast for us
ShadowRemains 09.13.12	read academy's blood mountain review
jrm96 09.13.12	hmm well if u would come over here we wouldn't be fast, the non-mexicans don't think we talk fast
Hyperion1001 09.13.12	tell me how to say "ire works at olive garden"
tarkus 09.13.12	ire trabaja en olive garden
jrm96 09.13.12	yea ^ this guy knows his spanish
jrm96 09.13.12	mini lesson one- to know if a mexican is talking about u, listen for the word "gringo"
SgtPepper 09.13.12	Actually there is a difference between orignal european Spanish and latin american spanish. Just like British english and American english My mother is from Spain and I'm pretty fluent in Spanish, but I tried translating for a mexican woman who couldnt speak english the other day and I had no idea what she was saying half the time. And she couldnt understand me. Mexicans use a lot of slang and that's what threw me off.
ChuckyTruant 09.13.12	Chuck es muy grande en els pantelones Haha idk my Spanish is rusty
jrm96 09.13.12	yea that's y i'm giving some mini lessons that mite help if u have any questions feel free to ask
jrm96 09.13.12	wat were u trying to say Chuck?
ChuckyTruant 09.13.12	Yeah this lady Maria I work with speaks Spanish but its a certain dialect and slang that I dont even understand
SgtPepper 09.13.12	jrm96- What kind of spanish do you speak, European, mexican, or southern american dialect?
Insurrection 09.13.12	yo quiero aprender espanol porque yo quiero comunicado somos nosotros cholos
menawati 09.13.12	'Mexicans use a lot of slang and that's what threw me off.' - hehe in parts of the UK i can't understand what the fkers are saying and they speak English (supposedly)
ChuckyTruant 09.13.12	Chuck is very big in his pants Lmfao
jrm96 09.13.12	mexican my paperback yo quiero comunicar, nosotros somos cholos
jrm96 09.13.12	that would b "Chuck es muy grande en sus pantolones" my friend
ChuckyTruant 09.13.12	Oh yeah sus. Forgot my titles and stuff lol. I took Spanish for 3 years in school, cant say I have learned that much lol
jrm96 09.13.12	well u've got someone who's studied it for 16 yrs. rite here
ChuckyTruant 09.13.12	Haha sweet.
tarkus 09.13.12	spaniards also rock vosotros
jrm96 09.13.12	Yea sometimes they replace the n with a v
jrm96 09.13.12	Menwati, can u understand me?
ChuckyTruant 09.13.12	Vosotros is gay haha
jrm96 09.13.12	it doesn't have the same ring to it so any phrases u want me to translate
tarkus 09.13.12	except nosotros and vosotros dont mean the same thing bro
jrm96 09.13.12	ok "pinche cabron" is the equivalent to fucking bitch
jrm96 09.13.12	wat's the difference
Trebor. 09.13.12	The only mexican I need to know is donde esta the cerveza
jrm96 09.13.12	"chingado" is the same as shit or god damn it
jrm96 09.13.12	haha trebs but instead of cerveza say vironga
tarkus 09.13.12	nosotros is we vosotros is the equivalent of ustedes
tarkus 09.13.12	cono is cunt but the n has a tilde which i cant replicate
jrm96 09.13.12	So coño
tarkus 09.13.12	yeah jrm
jrm96 09.13.12	a colombian? haha that's like completely different
jrm96 09.13.12	this list is spanish lesson no. 1
tarkus 09.13.12	lesson 1: basic swear words and pronouns
jrm96 09.13.12	ye and i've got a little french on me but not enough for a lesson
Nikkolae 09.13.12	"well i learned it naturally, but takes a bean taco a day to learn the full ways of the beaner language" laughed wayy too damn hard at that and is cool cos im spanish.
jrm96 09.13.12	hijo de puta is literally son of a whore, but it could be son of a bitch
jrm96 09.13.12	haha u can be my assistant
tarkus 09.13.12	sputnik spanish: faster than rosetta stone
jrm96 09.13.12	hell yea, but fuck all the formal shit all u need to know is this rite now so u can tell people off in a foreign language
tarkus 09.13.12	tu madre chupo mi polla anoche
Nikkolae 09.13.12	polla = dick so, mamame la polla = suck my dick
jrm96 09.13.12	hahaha nice one if u wana be more formal it can b "tu madre me chupo la verga anoche"
tarkus 09.13.12	pretty sure chupar is also to suck edit: yeah jrm got it
jrm96 09.13.12	"chinga tu madre" is fuck your mother, a general insult in the language
Nikkolae 09.13.12	both will do it, i wrote that before i saw your post tark.
Nikkolae 09.13.12	no mames chingas a tu re puta madre pinche cagon is idk but if you're mad just say that and they will know.
jrm96 09.13.12	c u have a mexican and a spaniard
jrm96 09.13.12	haha i love when they get mad and start yelling random stuff like that
tarkus 09.13.12	dude im not spaniard if thats what youre referring to im just some white kid in suburban indiana who speaks adequate spanish
jrm96 09.13.12	no i meant Nikkolae
Nikkolae 09.13.12	Spicknikmusic ITT
jrm96 09.13.12	ha cool
tarkus 09.13.12	my knowledge of other swear words is pretty low, pretty sure mierda is shit and joder is to fuck tho, am i wrong?
jrm96 09.13.12	no ur correct pendejo is like idiot
taxidermist 09.13.12	If any of you need to learn slang/mexican spanish, I'm your man.
tarkus 09.13.12	sweet
jrm96 09.13.12	o shit, dont try to take my customers away we can run a joint operation
taxidermist 09.13.12	We could if you were of age.
taxidermist 09.13.12	Get me a release form :p
jrm96 09.13.12	shhh if anybody asks im 38
jrm96 09.13.12	http://guestofaguest.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/iammclovin.png here it is
taxidermist 09.13.12	We're in business m/
jrm96 09.13.12	only problem is we don't have any customers
FromDaHood 11.05.12	Vosotros is dying in Spain too
jrm96 11.05.12	People are too lazy to make the v sound
Youtellme 11.05.12	Yo ya se Español, y para que coño reviven esto...
jrm96 11.05.12	Porque me dio mi chingado gana
jrm96 11.05.12	wtf Fourth? and i like the doritos tacos, deliciosos
someguest 11.05.12	I'm actually thinking about going back to school for a degree in Spanish.
jrm96 11.05.12	U wanna be a spanish teacher?
someguest 11.05.12	No, I want to live and work in another country. I already have a BBA.
jrm96 11.05.12	O thats cool. ur not thinking mexico right?
jrm96 11.05.12	where is your area?
someguest 11.05.12	"O thats cool. ur not thinking mexico right" No, but I am thinking Central/South America.
RutseyLives2 11.05.12	im thinkin someguest is a fag hmmmmm
jrm96 11.05.12	well just don't fuck with the wrong people
jrm96 11.05.12	i think rutsey lives on a dick hmmmm
RutseyLives2 11.05.12	i think u live on a floating ballsack faggot bitch
jrm96 11.05.12	o yea that'll be good then. u may get that occasional spic that doesn't know english every now and then
jrm96 11.05.12	ballsacks dong float
RutseyLives2 11.05.12	well bye fag hope your asshole turns out okay!
jrm96 11.05.12	back to the normal conversations
MunsuLight 11.05.12	Spanish will be easy as shit since I speak French.. (joking) .. Mais qu'est-ce que vous voulez, même si nos langues partagent des origines latines, elles sont très différentes !
jrm96 11.05.12	i took french one year so i kinda understood that
MunsuLight 11.05.12	Como estas senor? (fuck the accent seriously) Probably the only thing I remember from something one of my trilingual friend said...
jrm96 11.05.12	we have a good culture. it's just the cartels fuck everything up
jrm96 11.05.12	munsu, all we say is que honda?
jrm96 11.05.12	wow, i only come up with statements like that for essay. and i won't make those mistake, i love life
MunsuLight 11.05.12	Oh.. I didn't know.. At least, you seems fluent with english too.. Unlike me.. I'm having hard time with syntax and finding the right words..
JohnnyoftheWell 11.05.12	SPANISH