FrankRedHot
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The NEW New User Guide

Fuck off, Chan
1Stabbing Westward
Darkest Days

Don't create an account on your first visit. Not many of us want to hear how much Hey Monday speaks to your heart. No one wants to know how Black Veil Brides influenced your clothing for senior year. Browse the site first and see if you fit in, otherwise you're probably going to throw a fit the first time someone tells you Matt Heafy sucks.
2The Smashing Pumpkins
Siamese Dream

Don't write your first review like it's an editorial for your school newspaper. We don't give a shit about pleasentries nor your dumb, uninformed opinion. Be professional. All it takes is the minimum amount of writing skill and you will be more revered than 3/4 of the staff contributors.
3Sebadoh
Bakesale

Don't rank Converge, Brand New, Circle Takes the Square, or any other "Sputnik" band. It's been done before, and I'm about 99% sure your ranking is the same as 3 or 4 that came before it.
4The Fire Theft
The Fire Theft

Think before you post. Don't come out and say the rhythm guitarist for Panic! At the Disco influenced post-dubstep and expect us to respect you for it. Don't compare a user to Hitler because he thinks you should have been aborted. We do respect opinions here, contrary to popular belief, just not dumb opinions.
5Converge
Petitioning the Empty Sky

You should 5 at least one Converge album. If you don't like Converge, 5 at least one Brand New album. If you don't like either of those two, 5 a Neutral Milk Hotel album. If you don't like any of any of those, you're probably a Sonic/KILL alt, and if by some chance you aren't, Sonic and/or KILL will probably have sex with you.
6Brand New
The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me

If your opinion is being debated as untrue and no one is supporting you, back up from the computer, take a deep breath, and relax. It's not our fault you're an uber-sensitive little girl.
7Native
Wrestling Moves

Speaking of debate, you should probably be warned that no one here goes quietly into the night. We are all stubborn elitists who believe ourselves to be infallible. If someone disagrees with you and calls you a fag, that's no reason to run to Jom. Just call him a fag right back and everything will be forgotten.
8Buzzcocks
Another Music In a Different Kitchen

Avoid users such as Pharoh, Mappy, and anyone who's dumb enough to put their full name as their user name. Everything these users have to say is of no use to any of us. In fact, they should all be put down.
9Stiff Little Fingers
Inflammable Material

Site Ranking doesn't matter to really anyone on this site. The only users who care about that sort of thing were weeded out a long time ago(ThePalaceofWisdom, Gyromania, SeaEric). It's okay to have an ego. It's not okay to be a massive tool box.
10Quicksand
Slip

Enjoy it while you can. I'll find you sooner or later
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