FrankRedHot: Guess Who I Am???

FrankRedHot 07.06.11	I own you.
BigHans 07.06.11	best commercial hot sauce ever. Sup Pit
Crysis 07.06.11	fucking love frank's hot sauce
AngelofDeath 07.06.11	ButcheredChildren. I think Pit has better taste than this.
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	I put dat shit on e'rythang
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	What the fuck you talking about Angel? My taste is fucking impeccable.
Baphomet 07.06.11	but butchered's is far worse I say pit too
BigHans 07.06.11	dude I made jizz your pants worthy chicken legs on the 4th. Marianted for 24 hours in Franks Red Hot and Italian Dressing, also threw some onions, jalepenos,and fresh chopped garlic in the marinating bag. Grilled that shit up. Holy fuck.
Crysis 07.06.11	franks extra hot buffalo 5/5
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	Fuck.... you.... Hans
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	"franks extra hot buffalo 5/5" I stopped making homemade buffalo sauce once I found that.
Crysis 07.06.11	i swear they can do no wrong
BigHans 07.06.11	I dont like the Franks Buffalo, the butter flavor in it has a weird taste. Franks Original Red Hot, Franks Extra Hot, and Franks Chili Lime ftmfw
Apollo 07.06.11	sup Pit did the party go on for much longer after I left?
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	If the butter flavor gives off a weird taste, just add a bit of vinegar and it's ace. I've had a few bottles that didn't taste how it normally should so I put some vinegar in it and all was right with the world.
BigHans 07.06.11	good idea
Spec 07.06.11	Sheer Terror. Yes. Glad to see someone post them other than me.
AngelofDeath 07.06.11	Well, if this is the good Sir Nicholas, I apologize.
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	Not really, Apollo. I proceeded to strip naked while pizza ate his own pepperoni. That was about it, though.
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	Spec, I've put them on lists 10000 times. You're behind, buddy.
Crysis 07.06.11	"Franks Chili Lime" gotta try this
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	Yeah, when I'm available to walk amongst the living again, I'm going to find that.
BigHans 07.06.11	this restaurant I work at has this godly sauce called Hurricane sauce. Its equal parts BBQ, Franks Red Hot influenced buffalo sauce, and this stuff they call Jamaican sauce, which is primarily soy sauce, lime juice, spinach, garlic, and habernero. Mix all that shit up, its the fucking nector of the Gods.
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	The jamaican sauce sounds almost like a Chinese/Jamaican jerk hybrid.
BigHans 07.06.11	it is, its also hot as fuck
Apollo 07.06.11	Sounds like a good time...Banion was looking lovely last night mmm that sounds amazing Hans I just had a Whopper and fries...it was terrible. Don't know why I ate that when I should have gotten chicken shawarma instead :(
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	Oh wow shawarma...... I hate all of you.
BigHans 07.06.11	This is the shit guys: http://www.franksredhot.com/products/chile-lime-sauce
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	I'm guessing Banion looks lovely every night..... I mean, Jesus, what's she doing on Sputnik?
Apollo 07.06.11	I was wondering the same thing lol...she's super cool
AngelofDeath 07.06.11	Best is homemade teriyaki and Sriracha.
BigHans 07.06.11	Sriracha is like the best thing ever.
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	Sriracha is the ultimate condiment.
BigHans 07.06.11	Angel you should try out for Gordon Ramsays Master Chef show
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	Fuck that giant English douche
WeepingBanana 07.06.11	i just had some frank's redhot on an egg sandwich. i'm pretty sure you could put it on dogshit and it'll taste great
BigHans 07.06.11	lol yeah but his shows are entertaining.
BigHans 07.06.11	Franks Red HOt >>>>>>>Tobasco
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	Tabasco is terrible compared to Frank's or Cholula.
AngelofDeath 07.06.11	"Angel you should try out for Gordon Ramsays Master Chef show" I tried out for Next Food Network Star once. Why I wasn't selected, I'm not sure. I seemed, as a whole, far more qualified and much prettier than just about everyone I saw audition.
BigHans 07.06.11	yeah Cholula is better than Tabasco but Franks destroys it IMO.
BigHans 07.06.11	I tried out for Next Food Network Star once. Why I wasn't selected, I'm not sure. I seemed, as a whole, far more qualified and much prettier than just about everyone I saw audition. ^ Shit man, keep trying then. You should have walked into the audtion jamming some Motorhead, hey it worked for Guy Fieri
SkateFootballMusic 07.06.11	So many food lists lately.
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	The Next Food Network Star is a joke. It's personality over substance. That's why I prefer Top Chef.
BigHans 07.06.11	Pit the Food Network would love you, you would be the quintessentail dramatic villain archetype that every reality TV show needs to stay interesting. And Im being serious.
Crysis 07.06.11	Yeah Top Chef is way better than Next Food Network Star, you should try out for that Angel.
Apollo 07.06.11	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=428170&listid=76496 thats my food list from yesterday, it rules
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	Hans, have you seen that show on the COoking Channel called Bitchin' Kitchen? Check it out. It's possibly the worst thing on television, but I can't help but watch in awe and laughter. Apollo, what you think of Shai Hulud?
Inveigh 07.06.11	yeah Tabasco is pretty much shit compared to most hot sauces
Apollo 07.06.11	Shai Hulud is great. I can't remember who it was...think it was Curse that introduced them to me.
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	Whoa whoa whoa.....
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	"Shai Hulud is great. I can't remember who it was...think it was Curse that introduced them to me. " That was me, sir. Last night. Ingrateful asshole.
BigHans 07.06.11	Havent seen that Pit. Hopefully its on Hulu Plus, since I dont have cable anymore.
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	It's the most pathetic television cooking show I've seen since Giada De Laurentis.
BigHans 07.06.11	Giada is terrible but I like staring at her cans. Seriously though her food sucks, and I cant stand her voice.
BloodSweatandBeers 07.06.11	Iron Chef is a sick show.
Crysis 07.06.11	"Giada is terrible but I like staring at her cans." yes
BigHans 07.06.11	Iron Chef is cool but everyone always just challenges Bobby Flay. It would be nice if more people had the fucking stones to challenge Morimoto.
Crysis 07.06.11	Morimoto is easily the most talented chef on that show
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	"Giada is terrible but I like staring at her cans. Seriously though her food sucks, and I cant stand her voice." What cans? She's as flat as a board. Plus, the overemphasizing of the Italian language is fucking annoying.
BigHans 07.06.11	I think I only saw Morimoto lose once. While Flay routinely gets owned.
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	Flay's a joke and so Jose Garces. Mario and Symon are class all the way, though.
BigHans 07.06.11	What cans? She's as flat as a board. ^ wouldnt go that far but really I was just trying to say I think she's hot. But yeah her voice inflections are grating.
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	It's her being an insufferable, know-it-all bitch.
BigHans 07.06.11	Symon seems like the coolest one, like the one youd most want to have a beer with. I would put him 2nd in that distinction on the entire network after Guy Fieri.
Crysis 07.06.11	I watch Molto Mario re-runs on the Cooking Channel like every morning and that guy really knows what's what.
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	My wife's parents went to one of Symon's restaurants in Cleveland and said it was the best meal they've ever had in their entire lives.
Crysis 07.06.11	Honestly doesn't surprise me
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	I've been to Mario's restaurant in Orlando and he does Italian better than everyone.
Inveigh 07.06.11	I didn't know Cleveland still existed after LeBron left. good for them.
CtrlCCtrlV 07.06.11	the overemphasizing of the Italian language is fucking annoying. [2] I like Tiger Army
AngelofDeath 07.06.11	"Morimoto is easily the most talented chef on that show" 123 If I see Flay put tortilla strips or tomatillos one more fucking dish, I'mma snap.
BigHans 07.06.11	yeah I dont remember too many people challenging Mario on Iron Chef come to think of it. Seriously every time I see an Iron Chef rerun its either Bobby Flay or Kat Kora being challenged.
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	His food is at least decent, but Flay will soon suffer the same fate Emeril did.l
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	Forgot about Kat. She's a pretty decent chef as well.
BigHans 07.06.11	Flay can grill, Ill give him that. Its also amusing that he loses about 60% of his "throwdown" matches.
AngelofDeath 07.06.11	Best meal I've ever had was at Tetsuya's in Sydney. But then again, it is ranked in the top ten restaurants in the world and the bill came out to being like $250 a head.
ScrotieMcBoogerballs 07.06.11	the poop sat there on the panties while the wiener was red
omnipanzer 07.06.11	"Flay can grill, Ill give him that. Its also amusing that he loses about 60% of his "throwdown" matches." Dude just annoys the ever loving shit out of me.
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	At the Judges Table: Flay: "I made 8 different kinds of salsa." Judge: "No one gives a shit."
Crysis 07.06.11	gonna put some smoked pablanos with tomatillos in a crispy tortilla strip with a southwest-style sauce ENJOY
AngelofDeath 07.06.11	"Its also amusing that he loses about 60% of his "throwdown" matches." I'm not sure I've seen one yet where he's deserved to lose, actually. The judges usually seem somewhat biased.
BigHans 07.06.11	Best meal I've ever had was at Tetsuya's in Sydney. But then again, it is ranked in the top ten restaurants in the world and the bill came out to being like $250 a head. ^ Well then it better be fucking good. What did you have?
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	I'd love to go to Tetsuya's. I've heard it's just insane how good the food is.
omnipanzer 07.06.11	My favorite chef/personality will always be Alton Brown. He may not be the best but his show was IMO.
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	Alton just knows his shit, and he has a great on-air personality, corny or not.
AngelofDeath 07.06.11	It was like just about every other restaurant of that caliber in that there was no menu. They basically bring out like ten to fifteen small courses which range from amazing to mind-blowing.
BigHans 07.06.11	Good Eats is fucking awesome. The only thing that sucked about it was how incredibly cheesy it was, but Ive gleaned alot of knowledge off that show.
Crysis 07.06.11	Good Eats is my favorite cooking show for sure
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	Amuse bouche, eh? Sorry, I've been dying to use that term somewhere.
BigHans 07.06.11	sounds awesome Angel
AngelofDeath 07.06.11	Some of the highlights were crab custard, smoked char with caviar and poached quail egg, sous vide duck, and sous vide salmon with fennel, apple, and basil oil.
Yazz_Flute 07.06.11	are you Frank
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	Last time I was in Florida I went to a tiny Viennese restaurant in Fort Lauderdale that fried their french fries in duck fat. The most insane thing I've ever put in my mouth, no homo.
omnipanzer 07.06.11	"The only thing that sucked about it was how incredibly cheesy it was" Yah, he had like no budget but I thought he did well with what he did have.
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	Yes, I'm Frank Redhot, the founder of Frank's RedHot Cayenne Pepper Sauce. Pleased to meat(lol) ya! Oh my god, someone kill me now, please.
Apollo 07.06.11	Oh sorry Pit I was a lil drunk lmao
Inveigh 07.06.11	yeah Good Eats is awesome
BigHans 07.06.11	Some of the highlights were crab custard, smoked char with caviar and poached quail egg, sous vide duck, and sous vide salmon with fennel, apple, and basil oil. ^ some of that sounds too fancy for me.
Crysis 07.06.11	let me show you cell structure with pool noodles and whiffle balls good eats is fucking so awesome
AngelofDeath 07.06.11	Ah, yes. Pommes frites à la graisse de canard are one of the best things ever, up there with foie gras, pork belly, and uni.
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	Alright, time for my sponge bath. TheItalianCripple-OUT!
BigHans 07.06.11	One of the Good Eats shows had him smoking a pork shoulder in a ceramic flower pot. My buddy copied it, the shit actually worked, and was off the chain.
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	Last note: Foie Gras is the best thing known to man.
BigHans 07.06.11	I have no desire to try Foie Gras.
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	Then you're fucking stupid.o
AngelofDeath 07.06.11	It's so fucking good, though.
Crysis 07.06.11	best good eats episode is the one where he smoked a fish outside a motel room in a cardboard box
BigHans 07.06.11	how can liver be good
BigHans 07.06.11	best good eats episode is the one where he smoked a fish outside a motel room in a cardboard box ^ That was a great one too.
FrankRedHot 07.06.11	It's the single most delicious thing on this planet, right next to sea urchin. Tried that shit for the first time at a sushi place in omaha and I wanna know where I can get some for the crib.
AngelofDeath 07.06.11	When Blais still ran the restaurant Home here in Atlanta, he did this one dish with mini pancakes, strawberries, and foie cooked in maple syrup. Holy shit, was that good.
AngelofDeath 07.06.11	"It's the single most delicious thing on this planet, right next to sea urchin." Nice to see someone come to share my opinion of uni. Nothing on this planet comes close to replicating the taste and texture.
BigHans 07.06.11	Pit, just go buy a duck and force feed it until its liver is fat as fuck. Viloa, Foie Gras!
Crysis 07.06.11	Always wanted to try foie gras but there probably isn't a place within a 4 hour drive of where I am that serves it.
AngelofDeath 07.06.11	Yeah, I imagine you'd have go all the way to downtown Boston, Kyle.
Crysis 07.06.11	Mhmm, and next time I'm there I will scope out a place that has it. Up here it's gourmet if you put Gouda on your cheeseburger it drives me fucking crazy
BigHans 07.06.11	Somebody do a "post your best recipe" list
omnipanzer 07.06.11	"how can liver be good" Pate' in general is amazing Hans
omnipanzer 07.06.11	Sorry this would have made more sense "Foie Gras is the best thing known to man" Pate' in general is amazing bro
MO 07.06.11	"Pate' in general is amazing Hans" You got that right, so good.
BigHans 07.06.11	I just cannot fathom the thought of enjoying eating an organ whose primary purpose is to filter toxins out of the bloodstream. In the midwest alot of people eat Liver and Onions, which is the grossest shit ever. Im shure Foie Gras is way better than that but its still fucking liver.
omnipanzer 07.06.11	Liver and Onions IS the grossest shit ever.
AngelofDeath 07.06.11	Chicken livers are really good when done right.
FromDaHood 07.06.11	Whoa whoa whoa, Kat Kora is easily the worst iron chef. I've never seen her win.
acorncheese 07.06.11	is this ire
BigHans 07.06.11	Alton Brown shouldve been an iron chef
FrankRedHot 07.07.11	Liver and onions is disgusting. I'm down with chicken gizzards, though.
TheNotrap 07.07.11	Retarded? I've won?
dnor 07.07.11	TheNotrap - that would have been funnier if he asked "Guess What I Am" not "Guess Who I Am", but because your answer, therefor makes no sense, you are, in fact, the retarded one.
Trebor. 07.07.11	I use Frank's almost every day
TheNotrap 07.07.11	Retarded? I've won?
FrankRedHot 07.07.11	Lol he wants to give trolling me a try. How cute....
Winsomniac 07.07.11	FUCKING 1!!!!!!!!!! Good man. Also, FUCKING TIGER ARMY.
dnor 07.07.11	It's A Notarp!!!!