TheFonz123: Top 5 Pokemon

TheFonz123 08.01.12	brb I have to add 4 and 5 to the database and I added 2 this morning, get all these albums and post the best pokemon
Trebor. 08.01.12	who gives a fuck about breeding and how does that make ditto cool
Rikardur 08.01.12	I preferred Digimon.
East Hastings 08.01.12	trebor has a point, fuck ditto
Trebor. 08.01.12	Worst pokemon ranking ever
TheFonz123 08.01.12	I love ditto he's so awesome and This is only from the first two generations
TheFonz123 08.01.12	any way guys this was just an excuse to rec these albums they are good
TheFonz123 08.01.12	"Worst pokemon ranking ever" ok i respect that post yours
PretentiousListener 08.01.12	That Japanese dude with asperger's only had 151 good ideas.
TheFonz123 08.01.12	I did not know that guy had aspergers but i believe it. pokemon is the shit though
Masochist 08.01.12	1.) Gyarados (because in the five generations of Pokemon, there has yet to be any Pokemon that upstages him in sheer badassery...though Tyranitar and the Afro-Bull comes close) 2.) Ho-Oh (because if he appeared during a SSB Melee match, everybody was done) 3.) Espeon (my favorite eeveelution 4.) Tyranitar (because he started out rated 5/5 in Gold and got better every damn generation) 5.) Dragonite (Out of all the non-legendaries, I still consider him the most mysterious)
Ovrot 08.01.12	why would you actually use dream eater on gengar
Sauce 08.01.12	victreebell would be badass if it had decent stats.
AngelofDeath 08.01.12	Mew, Suicune, Moltres, Raichu, Teddiursa, Umbreon.
Trebor. 08.01.12	Lapras, Raichu, Lucario, Psyduck (because of his migraine powers) Kadabra, Dewgong, etc I can't put just 5 man
TheFonz123 08.01.12	"why would you actually use dream eater on gengar" becuase it has bad defense, so it's a great way to restore you're health and still inflict damage. also dragonite is one of my favs don't know why I did not include him. also this is not just stats and how good they are in battle.
TheFonz123 08.01.12	umbreon, lapras and lucario are all favs
TheFonz123 08.01.12	Lakes you know that alien pokemon in black that ate a bunch of people? he's badass
WeepingBanana 08.01.12	No Houndoom get the fuck outta here
TheFonz123 08.01.12	meh
Calc 08.01.12	i figured if i made this list i'd gotten way too much shyt to justify it but im glad there are some pokemon fans still lol
Masochist 08.01.12	A Top 5 really hurts, because there are a lot of Pokemon I love for a lot of different reasons. Ampharos was my #1 partner in Gold (I'm sure that's true for a million other people), Mew remains the most mysterious Pokemon ever created, Flygon was my favorite of Generation 3 (he'd probably be #6 on my Top 10), Braviary and Houndoom just look badass, Togekiss finally gave me a worthwhile Normal/Flying type (plus, I've just always liked the Togepi line), Articuno was my favorite legendary until Ho-Oh showed up...these are all great Pokemon, and all some of my favorites. I'm probably forgetting a few, too.
WeepingBanana 08.01.12	yeah Houndoom will fist your mother in the blink of an eye he's number 1
Calc 08.01.12	btw i like that shark/dragon one...i forgot its name
Ovrot 08.01.12	Kabutops is the best pokemon. Search your heart you know it to be true
pmmets07 08.01.12	1. Weavile 2. Ramparados 3. Tyranitar 4. Charizard 5. Donphan 5 coolest imo.
Aids 08.01.12	omg where are Golem and Charizard imma RAGE jk but not really. pokemon forever.
TheFonz123 08.01.12	looking at this list, there a lot of pokemon that I like more, it's just that i did this in 5 min. like lugia is so much better than mewtwo
TheFonz123 08.01.12	guys I REALLY want mew but I cant find him anywhere he's like a fucking ghost. any way I have the evolved from of rydon and he's fucking rediculous. aids i swear I will be playing pokemon when im 60
SgtPepper 08.01.12	I was helping to clean out the attic the other day at my parent's house and I found my old collection of Pokemon cards that I used to keep in 2 big binders- I had all the original 150 and some of the one's from the Johto season. Those were the days.
Calc 08.01.12	^my cunt ex-step mom threw all mine away in front of me. i forgot why though lol
Scoot 08.01.12	where's quagsire
SgtPepper 08.01.12	@Calc Oh mate, I would have gone ballistic. I was really OCD about my pokemon cards when I was a little kid. I remember I would get $20 allowance every week- and i'd waste it all on pokemon cards.
TheFonz123 08.01.12	guys did you check out the albums on the list? I think you people woulld like them
manicmonkey 08.01.12	starmie is so underrated
ShadowRemains 08.01.12	tyranitar yes
TheFonz123 08.01.12	tyranitar yes (2)
TheFonz123 08.01.12	apparently starmie is an alien or something
Aids 08.01.12	starmie is sick to have in a team. it kind of fucks with my usual game plan as my water is usually a powerful motherfucker like gyarados, lapras, or vaporeon, but it's nice to have water/psychic/electric + recover all on one fast pokemon.
LifeAsAChipmunk 08.01.12	Volcarona is amazing. So is Starmie. Espeon, Weavile, Scizor, Gyarados, Gengar, Tyranitar, Metagross, Garchomp. I love Ampharos although I wish he was better. Togekiss is acutally amazing.
Calc 08.01.12	Garchomp---thats the one i forgot whose a shark/dragon
LifeAsAChipmunk 08.01.12	Here's the full list of every awesome pokemon (that's not legendary). http://www.smogon.com/bw/tiers/ou
Trebor. 08.01.12	I generally don't use anyone under 500 Unless they fucking own like Darmantian
Storm In A Teacup 08.01.12	are you fuckin 4 years old good God
Trebor. 08.01.12	What are you implying
Storm In A Teacup 08.01.12	Nothing man, I don't have anything against it, I saw pokemon in the thread title and just came in for a drive by shit talk. =)
TheFonz123 08.01.12	I have a level 66 togekiss it's such a beast you guys need to get togekiss, also scizor is the shit. i have a red gyarados. "pikachu is GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" take it back or i'll get real mad I think storm in a teacup is joking btw
TheFonz123 08.01.12	storm in a teacup secretly plays fire red when no one is looking just like everyone else who is under 30
Storm In A Teacup 08.01.12	lol
LifeAsAChipmunk 08.01.12	Pikachu is pretty gay. I like it because he is a beast it Super Smash Bros. Brawl. I hate it for the TV show, but Game Freak has no hand in the TV show anymore.
Trebor. 08.01.12	fire red sucks my left nut
TheFonz123 08.01.12	admit it
LifeAsAChipmunk 08.01.12	"storm in a teacup secretly plays fire red when no one is looking just like everyone else who is under 30" I didn't get Firered, but I did end up getting 2 Emeralds.
LifeAsAChipmunk 08.01.12	Emerald is the best.
TheFonz123 08.01.12	"fire red sucks my left nut" heart gold/soul silver is the best one, but fire red is the most popular I think which is why i used that one as an example
TheFonz123 08.01.12	"Emerald is the best." emerald is amazing but soul silver takes the cake, and I like cake
Trebor. 08.01.12	Raichu is so awesome it makes pikachu gay in comparison The remakes aren't as good man
Storm In A Teacup 08.01.12	Honestly, I quit pokemon around 9 or 10 and never looked back, never played a game since.
LifeAsAChipmunk 08.01.12	No, Firered and Leafgreen got a lot of shit from people. I dunno why. Although, Gen III is generally hated because there was no way to transfer pokemon from Gen I and II into Gen III.
TheFonz123 08.01.12	"The remakes aren't as good man" have you even played heart gold?
LifeAsAChipmunk 08.01.12	The remakes are plenty good. I hope to God they remake Gen III. "have you even played heart gold?" Gotta love dat pokewalker. I wish I still had mine.
Trebor. 08.01.12	fire red and leaf green you don't get the TM for thunderbolt after the third badge, you get gay shock wave or whatever. That alone is enough to ruin the game
Aids 08.01.12	haha lifeasachipmunk i fear that in some twisted way you think that linking to the official tier list makes you cool
TheFonz123 08.01.12	harsh trebor, although I do wish I got thunderbolt from that gymn
Winrar 08.02.12	"starmie is so underrated" Starmie has been OU for almost every generation....
Winrar 08.02.12	1- Rotom W 2- Regice (best NU sp tank) 3- Magnezone 4- Gliscor 5- Alakazam 5-
TheFonz123 08.02.12	alakazam is the hipster pokemon and magnezone is cool as shit. rotom is interesting
MisterSteel 08.02.12	1. Haunter 2. Houndoom 3. Hypno 4. Octillery 5. Kabutops
TheFonz123 08.02.12	fuck octillery
Da11thMytrillSphere 08.02.12	1. Rayquaza 2. Umbreon 3. Blastiose 4. Electrode 5. Steelix
PayneTiger777 08.02.12	Wait a minute...so there are more than 150 pokemon?
Trebor. 08.02.12	hahahah so funny I've never heard that before even though it was 151 so you're a douche on two different levels
TheFonz123 08.02.12	blastiose umbreon steelix rayquaza all rule
TheFonz123 08.02.12	paynetiger that was not funny but imo the first two generations had the best pokemon
PayneTiger777 08.02.12	Haha, excuse me for not being a Pokemon expert. I still have red and blue version for gameboy color.
TheFonz123 08.02.12	O it wasn't a joke? my bad dude thought you were trying to be funny, get soul silver or heartgold
LeviofDoom 08.02.12	1. Umbreon 2. Ninetails 3. Scizor 4. That dog with the shorts 5. Raikou
Da11thMytrillSphere 08.02.12	magikarp,ajajajajaj. Just kidding. Other great pokemons are primeape, registeel, blaziken and Cresselia
Winrar 08.02.12	It's a fact that a majority of gen I purists probably suck at the game. Lols if you think charizard is actually good pokemon.
TheFonz123 08.02.12	O believe me i'm not a generation 1 purist, also dragonite is amazing
controlled 08.02.12	gengar is the only thing here i'd think about using. everything else is absolutely god awful. especially ditto. to even bring that thing into conversation...
TheFonz123 08.02.12	well of course ditto is useless in battle and so is pikachu that's not the point lol they are cool outside of battle. if you are gonna take this so damn seriously then want me to list pokemon I would use? (i would use gengar).
TheFonz123 08.02.12	For non legandary pokemon I would consider: 1. Dragonite 2. Gengar 3. Metagross 4. ARcanine 5. Milotic 6. electross
TheFonz123 08.02.12	don't we all, but that's why nostalgia is so wonderful, I can relive my childhood any time I want by watching "wallace and gromit" which I grew up watching at a young age
WeepingBanana 08.02.12	wallace and gromit was my shit
TheFonz123 08.02.12	I still watch wallace and gromit till this day bitch: objectively it's actually really good to lol. EVERYONE KNOWS THE MOON'S MADE OUT OF CHEESE
PuddlesPuddles 08.02.12	Sandslash You bunch of idiots. Sandslash
TheFonz123 08.02.12	lol sandslash
TheFonz123 08.02.12	swampert is the best starter pokemon for all the generations
SabertoothMonocle 08.02.12	zubat weedle magikarp grimer pidgey
TheFonz123 08.02.12	muk is the shit
WeepingBanana 08.02.12	Muk was my first card
Winrar 08.02.12	"gengar is the only thing here i'd think about using. everything else is absolutely god awful. especially ditto. to even bring that thing into conversation..." Do you even fucking play this game? Seriously...
LifeAsAChipmunk 08.02.12	"haha lifeasachipmunk i fear that in some twisted way you think that linking to the official tier list makes you cool" Not at all, I used to play pokemon on Shoddy Battle so I have to take notes from Smogon to get good.
LifeAsAChipmunk 08.02.12	Crobat is a pretty sweet pokemon.
Relinquished 08.02.12	"Dragonite is my favorite, I wanna ride him." lol
Winrar 08.02.12	My UU team with an 80% win rate. zapdos- lead, bulky attacker with roost umbreon- toxic stall, spd wall, wish support darmanitan- scarfed phys sweeper blastoise- spinner, phaser, phys wall azelf- sp sweeper, setup xatu- support, bouncer
TheFonz123 08.02.12	I make a point to not use legendaries becuase it's just unfair, but lugia is pretty much impossible to beat if it know recovery, and surf. darmanitan fuck yea
Winrar 08.02.12	Not all legendaries are good. Entei and Regigas suck hard. Lugia may be incredibly bulky but takes too much stealth rock damage plus is weak towards other walls like blissey and tyranitar.
TheFonz123 08.02.12	yeah but lugia has the best among the best defense and special defense, so it always takes a lot to do damage to it, and if you just use recover you have a great strategy going. my level 85 lugia knows surf, extrensary, aeroblast, and recover. mine is pretty much unstoppable becuase it takes like 9 moves to kill ir minimum and i can just keep using recovery so it never dies. it has really good special attack and from my experiance it's better in battle than any other legendary except for maybe requaza
TheFonz123 08.02.12	Blissey works as a novelty pokemone better than it does in battle, unless it know toxik and a recovery move, it's pretty useless. also it can just use surf against tyranitar and the battles over. those two don't pose a threat to the lugia i have
Winrar 08.02.12	Are you high? Blissey and Chancey are one of the best walls in the game! in Uber metagame, tyranitar will be built specially defensive. A stone edge from tyranitar will hurt a lugia more than surf, which will do less than half of a tyranitar's hp. Besides... Lugia isnt meant to be using surf. I would use lugia, but he just gets out stalled by superior walls. Hell, even Umbreon poses a huge threat against lugia.
TheFonz123 08.02.12	umbreon does your right becasue of payback and great defense and type advantage but what game are you talking about? in every game i've played blissy is useless in battle becuase it has no stats other than hp...
TheFonz123 08.02.12	"A stone edge from tyranitar will hurt a lugia more than surf, which will do less than half of a tyranitar's hp." yes but lugia is faster. I'm pretty sure a surf would do more than half but lugia will be able to land two hits first which will probably decide the battle. Lugia is more of a wall than tyranitar (in the games i've played) but tyranitar has better offense, so that's where speed starts to matter
Winrar 08.02.12	I play competitive wi-fi on Black and White but i mostly practise on simulators such as Pokemon Online and Showdown. Blissey has an amazing special defence as well you know and can beat lugia in a toxic stall.
TheFonz123 08.02.12	O ok i get what your saying but in tyranitar vs. lugia I'd pick lugia any day, but umbreon would rec lugia
Winrar 08.02.12	An offensive lugia (why would u do this) would deal 138 damage with surf. A defensive lugia will deal to 100 damage to tyranitar. Tyranitars will usually have 404 hp either way, a defensive tyranitar will 2 shot ko lugia with it's stone edge. speed doesn't matter in this case. Your best hope to win is if tyranitar misses.
TheFonz123 08.02.12	winrar is just mad becuase i'm a pokemon master haha
Winrar 08.02.12	i'm not mad at all? I'm just pointing out the flaws of Lugia in the Ubers metagame.
Winrar 08.02.12	I'm playing an online match as we speak :P
TheFonz123 08.02.12	but I actually am curious how do you figure surf would deal 138 damage? surf has 95 power times 2 becuase of super effective and lugia have 306 special attack and tyranitar's special defense is only slightly higher (328 I think) Logic tells me that it's a2 hit ko for lugia with surf (which never misses; stone edge does)
TheFonz123 08.02.12	'i'm not mad at all? I'm just pointing out the flaws of Lugia in the Ubers metagame. " haha I know I was joking
Winrar 08.02.12	Believe me, i have been playing this game for over 10 years aha.
TheFonz123 08.02.12	does power of move plus type plus stats equate to direct damage based on the math? If not do you know the equation that decides how much hp a pokemon loses when hit?
TheFonz123 08.02.12	so if the move has 40 damage steel type used super effective by a steel type would the opposing pokemon lose 120 hp/defense or special defense? is it direct like that?
Winrar 08.02.12	I usually use a damage calculator but i just play alot of matches and it becomes natural determining how much damage will be dealt. What really wins pokemon matches is being incredibly unpredictable, having good prediction, and or luck.
TheFonz123 08.02.12	is the damage calculator a function on the website? i might try to figure out the equation for fun... also luck is important becuase of the whole miss/critical hit ratio. Like my gengar has a really good strategy where I knock out the oponent with hypnosis and either kill them with my sweeping attack or if i am hurt then i drain their hp with dream eater. but if hypnosis misses every time then I'm in trouble. gengar has high special attack, speed, and is not effected by a bunch of types so hes a great strategy pokemon
Winrar 08.02.12	Yeah, Gengar is fucking great and is one of the few Gen I pokemon who is still good to this very day. Hypnosis is good because it's unpredictable but i wouldn't use dream eater because everyone switches out if their poke is asleep.
LifeAsAChipmunk 08.02.12	If you want people to fall asleep, use Darkrai.
TheFonz123 08.02.12	what would you reccomend instead. gengar has bad defense and so part of using him is finding away to recover, and he does not learn recover, so what could be better than dream eater. giga drain, you think?
TheFonz123 08.02.12	no nvm he cant learn giga drain but yea gengar is one of my favorite options
ashcrash9 08.02.12	5-Absol 4-Arceus 3-Dragonite 2-Typhlosion 1-Mudkip
PuddlesPuddles 08.02.12	shit you all and your anti-sandslashery. You'll all see
Winrar 08.02.12	And you're wrong about pikachu. Pikachu can have attack capabilities higher than Rayquaza lol.
ProfessorVeerappan 08.02.12	1.Golem- Make a whole smoke some bongs 2.Onix- Sit on him ride the ground 3.Garados- Freeze the ocean skate in and out 4.Jigglipuff- make the girls sleep 5.Charizad- to fire up the joint and bongs.
LifeAsAChipmunk 08.02.12	"And you're wrong about pikachu. Pikachu can have attack capabilities higher than Rayquaza lol" That's only when Pikachu has Light Ball and it's only with Special Attack. In that sense, Marowak can be (physically) the strongest pokemon in the game. Similarly, Shuckle can also have the highest Attack stat in the game.
TheFonz123 08.02.12	winrar out of curiosity what are your main pokemon that you use for battling wi fi ( i don't have wi fi so this is all knew to me)
TheFonz123 08.02.12	i've found that shuckle is actually really good if you use him right
Winrar 08.02.12	My teams are always subject to change, especially NU. my UU team contains- Zapdos, Darmanitan, Xatu, Azelf, Umbreon and Scrafty. my OU team contains- Jolteon, Hydreigon, Magnezone, Scizor, Haxorus and Gliscor my NU team contains- pikachu, Regice, Swoobat, Sawk, Gigalith and Linoone I prefer playing UU because it's my most successful tier lol.
TheFonz123 08.03.12	see this is all new to me. do you ever play for money?
Supercoolguy64 08.01.14	gengar may be a good offensive pokemon, but Haunter will always be cooler