North0House2
07.15.13 | A little bit of tl;dr but it's pretty sketchy and crap. |
IbenizGEO1
07.15.13 | doubt it |
Cipieron
07.15.13 | ........................
wut |
Asdfp277
07.15.13 | demon tryna' snatch ur bitch, damn |
IbenizGEO1
07.15.13 | the dingo ate yo baby |
Cipieron
07.15.13 | demon tryna' bitch ur snatch, damn |
North0House2
07.15.13 | It's honestly really bizarre, especially because she's really sensible and doesn't even believe in that stuff. |
tommygun
07.15.13 | crazy |
lyon1535
07.15.13 | God damn it I told Dark Impaler Al'Gazoth to prank call Donald Rumsfeld, he must have called the wrong
number, sorry about that. |
Asdfp277
07.15.13 | how would you have been able to do that? |
Chortles
07.15.13 | whoaa |
Rowan5215
07.15.13 | Lol @ lyon1535. North, I'm guessing someone just prank called your girlfriend to creep her out. Dunno
about the little kid footsteps but I'm sure there's a rational explanation. Then again, you never
know, but great story anyways. |
WeepingBanana
07.15.13 | tell her to man up and stop being such a pussy |
IbenizGEO1
07.15.13 | awesome username dude |
ethixx
07.15.13 | happened to me too last week |
North0House2
07.15.13 | Ah well I talked to her about prank calls, and she gets them here and there. But she said this sounded just so bizarre that it didn't even sound human. But she said it didn't sound like machine feedback either.
And she is really very sensible. This is the first time in the 4 years I've known her that she's ever been freaked out about anything. |
chemicalmarriage
07.15.13 | i know if i was a demon i'd call your girlfriend |
Rowan5215
07.15.13 | Hmm well I dunno then. If she's as sensible as you say then she would probably know the difference
between a prank caller using a machine to sound demonic and a demon I guess. Don't really know what to
say to that. |
dimsim3478
07.15.13 | "now she's watching Lion King and Aristocats to calm down"
Disney always works for this sort of thing.
Anyway, this sounds pretty bizarre but it's probably nothing. Then again, like Rowan said, you never know: the warehouse thing was especially suspicious. |
North0House2
07.15.13 | Yeah, I dunno man. I mean she's more sensible than I am... and I like to think I'm real with it. So seriously, she's really realistic and doesn't believe in aliens or ghosts or Sasquatch or any of that lol. And she could tell the difference. She said it sounded really organic and she legitimately just is freaking out.
And yes, Disney does that.
The warehouse thing is weird, too. Especially since the phone was registered in 2000. So it's an old cell phone from an old warehouse that looks absolutely abandoned on Google Street View. And it's on Colfax, which is literally like the meth/prostitute/murder strip of Denver. |
Asdfp277
07.15.13 | wow she is really damn sensible. |
Rowan5215
07.15.13 | Could just be some fuckheads sneaking into an abandoned warehouse and using its phone. People do that sorta shit sometimes. |
sonictheplumber
07.15.13 | my ex gf WAS a demon heh :D |
North0House2
07.15.13 | Yeah I'm figuring it was just some Schizophrenic guy.
I told her it was just a prank call.
But, she was telling me it literally sounded like possessed people you see in horror movies.
She's tired though, so maybe that's part of it. I've never seen her this freaked out though. |
North0House2
07.15.13 | Lol sonic |
SitarHero
07.15.13 | They rapin errrbady up in here. |
lyon1535
07.15.13 | Yeah, those schizophrenic guys are known for turning into demons on skype phone calls located in abandoned Denver warehouses |
SitarHero
07.15.13 | "my ex gf WAS a demon"
Yeah, I thought the title meant this guy was slagging his girl by calling her a demon. I'm moderately disappointed. White trash drama >>> ghost stories. |
sonictheplumber
07.15.13 | no shit dude |
tommygun
07.15.13 | wew [3] |
SitarHero
07.15.13 | Hey headphones. How tall are you? |
SitarHero
07.15.13 | And how much do you weigh? |
SitarHero
07.15.13 | And do you work out or do martial arts or anything? |
SitarHero
07.15.13 | Ok cool. Thanks. |
SitarHero
07.15.13 | What martial art was it? |
tommygun
07.15.13 | wew [4] |
SitarHero
07.15.13 | No. If I ever got the chance to fight you I'm wondering what I'd be up against. |
Deathconscious
07.15.13 | get weird call that sounds inhuman, start noticing regular sounds house makes and imagination goes wild. damn, this is it. ghosts are real. |
sonictheplumber
07.15.13 | i can barely lift 50 poundz |
SitarHero
07.15.13 | Cool. I prefer tea though. |
sonictheplumber
07.15.13 | sup dude |
SitarHero
07.15.13 | Lol. Seriously, who was the first guy who decided to percolate some cat poop and drink it? I mean, what was his motivation? |
SitarHero
07.15.13 | Yeah... It still came out of the business end of a cat. Why?! |
SitarHero
07.15.13 | Was he starving and saw partially digested coffee beans in cat poop and had no other option but to chew on them?
Was he some kind of cat poop connoisseur?
Does civet poop have some kind of magical aphrodesiacal properties that this man was desperately trying to cure his impotence with so that he could finally bone his wife so she wouldn't leave him for an orangutan?
These questions keep me up at night...when I've been drinking coffee. |
SubtleBody
07.15.13 | "she's really realistic and doesn't believe in aliens"
How is that realistic? In an infinite expanding universe filled with billions of planets, it's idiotic to believe that Earth is the only planet with life. |
Calc
07.15.13 | "I don't really know about ghosts and demons and crap."
they don't exist, that's all you need to know. well crap does...but if your lady is saying crap is calling her idk what to tell ya |
dawija1017
07.15.13 | Sputnikmusic...Gossip Girl edition |
BigPleb
07.15.13 | Prank call. |
Calc
07.15.13 | "In an infinite expanding universe filled with billions of planets, it's idiotic to believe that Earth is the only planet with life."
where's the proof?!?!?! and don't say the history channel lol |
MuhNamesTyler
07.15.13 | The proof of other planets? |
ButteryBiscuitBass
07.15.13 | 'The proof of other planets?'
That's a tough one... |
Calc
07.15.13 | you guys are stupid lol |
ButteryBiscuitBass
07.15.13 | fucking with you bro |
DominionMM1
07.15.13 | "Colfax Avenue (pretty much the scariest road in Denver)."
you find colfax scary? lol |
SitarHero
07.15.13 | "you find colfax scary? lol"
It's cos all the black people in Denver live there. |
DominionMM1
07.15.13 | no it's mostly white kids wtih glasses. we've pushed all the negroes out to aurora. |
ChuckyTruant
07.15.13 | 56kg? Damn
Anyway, idk dude sounds like an elaborate prank call. I don't believe in that shit.
There is no god! There are no demons! Ghosts don't exist! But aliens do! |
KILL
07.15.13 | chucks at it again |
Keyblade
07.15.13 | 2 is life |
ChuckyTruant
07.15.13 | sup do0d |
IbenizGEO1
07.15.13 | Fairies exist thO |
mindleviticus
07.15.13 | well that's a very compelling story |
omnipanzer
07.15.13 | Crazy chicks are awesome in bed, fact. |
DominionMM1
07.15.13 | "Crazy chicks are awesome in bed, fact."
truer words have never been spoken |
ChuckyTruant
07.15.13 | Hahahh |
SitarHero
07.15.13 | "no it's mostly white kids wtih glasses. we've pushed all the negroes out to aurora."
Makes sense. The only time I've seen black people in Denver is when I went to see Barbershop 2 and when I ran into Dikembe Mutombo and Patrick Ewing at Cherry Creek mall. |
North0House2
07.15.13 | This got a ton more comments than I figured it would hahahaha. |
ChuckyTruant
07.16.13 | Lol |
Slut
06.13.15 | For a second I thought you called your girlfriend a demon |
TheCollectiveFacade
06.13.15 | i hope people dont actually believe this nonsense |
sonictheplumber
06.13.15 | she's fakin. and that aint all she fakes |
TheCollectiveFacade
06.13.15 | shes not faking shes just dumb |
Judio!
06.13.15 | I demand an update on this North0House2 |
Sowing
06.13.15 | Maybe the demon got him |
deathschool
06.13.15 | My mom is demon |
Thibs
06.13.15 | awesome username dude [2] |
deathschool
06.13.15 | wew [5] |
Iamthe Nightstars
06.13.15 | What's scary about Colfax ave? I've lived in Colorado for 18 years and I've never heard that before. I just know it's notorious for prostitution. |
PlatonicMushroom
06.13.15 | DEMON
DEMON OF THE CAAAAAAALLL |
zaruyache
06.13.15 | ^ /thread |
Rowan5215
06.13.15 | great thread |
Asdfp277
06.13.15 | fav |
zakalwe
06.13.15 | She sounds like a right melodramatic twat.
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zakalwe
06.13.15 | It can only be 1 of 4 things.
1. Crossed connection, in fairness this doesn't happen often nowadays.
2. Some meth head off his face has picked up a mobile from the rotted corpse of a prozzie who went to the warehouse to seek refuge from her murderous pimp/lover and overdosed.
3. A demonic being has traversed space time and countless dimensions in order to make a girl shit herself and seek solace in rubbish talking animal Disney cartoon drivel.
4. As a result of a crumbling relationship she'll spin any old shite just to sound remotely interesting.
What's happened in the two years that have past? She's now in a padded cell constantly spouting gibberish interspersed with lines from the Lion King?
|
sonictheplumber
06.13.15 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw223-FK-Fw |
henryChinaski
06.13.15 | Does she do drugs? |
porcupinetheater
06.13.15 | Had to look to see if this title meant that had a demon had phoned yo girl, or if you were really angry at your ladyfriend.
Sorry, bro, R.I.P. way too young
m/ and such |
SitarHero
06.16.15 | Woah! 2 years ago demons were calling his gf and next month he's getting married. Coincidence? Yeah, probably. |