North0House2: A Demon Called My Girlfriend

North0House2 07.15.13	A little bit of tl;dr but it's pretty sketchy and crap.
IbenizGEO1 07.15.13	doubt it
Cipieron 07.15.13	........................ wut
Asdfp277 07.15.13	demon tryna' snatch ur bitch, damn
IbenizGEO1 07.15.13	the dingo ate yo baby
Cipieron 07.15.13	demon tryna' bitch ur snatch, damn
North0House2 07.15.13	It's honestly really bizarre, especially because she's really sensible and doesn't even believe in that stuff.
tommygun 07.15.13	crazy
lyon1535 07.15.13	God damn it I told Dark Impaler Al'Gazoth to prank call Donald Rumsfeld, he must have called the wrong number, sorry about that.
Asdfp277 07.15.13	how would you have been able to do that?
Chortles 07.15.13	whoaa
Rowan5215 07.15.13	Lol @ lyon1535. North, I'm guessing someone just prank called your girlfriend to creep her out. Dunno about the little kid footsteps but I'm sure there's a rational explanation. Then again, you never know, but great story anyways.
WeepingBanana 07.15.13	tell her to man up and stop being such a pussy
IbenizGEO1 07.15.13	awesome username dude
ethixx 07.15.13	happened to me too last week
North0House2 07.15.13	Ah well I talked to her about prank calls, and she gets them here and there. But she said this sounded just so bizarre that it didn't even sound human. But she said it didn't sound like machine feedback either. And she is really very sensible. This is the first time in the 4 years I've known her that she's ever been freaked out about anything.
chemicalmarriage 07.15.13	i know if i was a demon i'd call your girlfriend
Rowan5215 07.15.13	Hmm well I dunno then. If she's as sensible as you say then she would probably know the difference between a prank caller using a machine to sound demonic and a demon I guess. Don't really know what to say to that.
dimsim3478 07.15.13	"now she's watching Lion King and Aristocats to calm down" Disney always works for this sort of thing. Anyway, this sounds pretty bizarre but it's probably nothing. Then again, like Rowan said, you never know: the warehouse thing was especially suspicious.
North0House2 07.15.13	Yeah, I dunno man. I mean she's more sensible than I am... and I like to think I'm real with it. So seriously, she's really realistic and doesn't believe in aliens or ghosts or Sasquatch or any of that lol. And she could tell the difference. She said it sounded really organic and she legitimately just is freaking out. And yes, Disney does that. The warehouse thing is weird, too. Especially since the phone was registered in 2000. So it's an old cell phone from an old warehouse that looks absolutely abandoned on Google Street View. And it's on Colfax, which is literally like the meth/prostitute/murder strip of Denver.
Asdfp277 07.15.13	wow she is really damn sensible.
Rowan5215 07.15.13	Could just be some fuckheads sneaking into an abandoned warehouse and using its phone. People do that sorta shit sometimes.
sonictheplumber 07.15.13	my ex gf WAS a demon heh :D
North0House2 07.15.13	Yeah I'm figuring it was just some Schizophrenic guy. I told her it was just a prank call. But, she was telling me it literally sounded like possessed people you see in horror movies. She's tired though, so maybe that's part of it. I've never seen her this freaked out though.
North0House2 07.15.13	Lol sonic
SitarHero 07.15.13	They rapin errrbady up in here.
lyon1535 07.15.13	Yeah, those schizophrenic guys are known for turning into demons on skype phone calls located in abandoned Denver warehouses
SitarHero 07.15.13	"my ex gf WAS a demon" Yeah, I thought the title meant this guy was slagging his girl by calling her a demon. I'm moderately disappointed. White trash drama >>> ghost stories.
sonictheplumber 07.15.13	no shit dude
tommygun 07.15.13	wew [3]
SitarHero 07.15.13	Hey headphones. How tall are you?
SitarHero 07.15.13	And how much do you weigh?
SitarHero 07.15.13	And do you work out or do martial arts or anything?
SitarHero 07.15.13	Ok cool. Thanks.
SitarHero 07.15.13	What martial art was it?
tommygun 07.15.13	wew [4]
SitarHero 07.15.13	No. If I ever got the chance to fight you I'm wondering what I'd be up against.
Deathconscious 07.15.13	get weird call that sounds inhuman, start noticing regular sounds house makes and imagination goes wild. damn, this is it. ghosts are real.
sonictheplumber 07.15.13	i can barely lift 50 poundz
SitarHero 07.15.13	Cool. I prefer tea though.
sonictheplumber 07.15.13	sup dude
SitarHero 07.15.13	Lol. Seriously, who was the first guy who decided to percolate some cat poop and drink it? I mean, what was his motivation?
SitarHero 07.15.13	Yeah... It still came out of the business end of a cat. Why?!
SitarHero 07.15.13	Was he starving and saw partially digested coffee beans in cat poop and had no other option but to chew on them? Was he some kind of cat poop connoisseur? Does civet poop have some kind of magical aphrodesiacal properties that this man was desperately trying to cure his impotence with so that he could finally bone his wife so she wouldn't leave him for an orangutan? These questions keep me up at night...when I've been drinking coffee.
SubtleBody 07.15.13	"she's really realistic and doesn't believe in aliens" How is that realistic? In an infinite expanding universe filled with billions of planets, it's idiotic to believe that Earth is the only planet with life.
Calc 07.15.13	"I don't really know about ghosts and demons and crap." they don't exist, that's all you need to know. well crap does...but if your lady is saying crap is calling her idk what to tell ya
dawija1017 07.15.13	Sputnikmusic...Gossip Girl edition
BigPleb 07.15.13	Prank call.
Calc 07.15.13	"In an infinite expanding universe filled with billions of planets, it's idiotic to believe that Earth is the only planet with life." where's the proof?!?!?! and don't say the history channel lol
MuhNamesTyler 07.15.13	The proof of other planets?
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.15.13	'The proof of other planets?' That's a tough one...
Calc 07.15.13	you guys are stupid lol
ButteryBiscuitBass 07.15.13	fucking with you bro
DominionMM1 07.15.13	"Colfax Avenue (pretty much the scariest road in Denver)." you find colfax scary? lol
SitarHero 07.15.13	"you find colfax scary? lol" It's cos all the black people in Denver live there.
DominionMM1 07.15.13	no it's mostly white kids wtih glasses. we've pushed all the negroes out to aurora.
ChuckyTruant 07.15.13	56kg? Damn Anyway, idk dude sounds like an elaborate prank call. I don't believe in that shit. There is no god! There are no demons! Ghosts don't exist! But aliens do!
KILL 07.15.13	chucks at it again
Keyblade 07.15.13	2 is life
ChuckyTruant 07.15.13	sup do0d
IbenizGEO1 07.15.13	Fairies exist thO
mindleviticus 07.15.13	well that's a very compelling story
omnipanzer 07.15.13	Crazy chicks are awesome in bed, fact.
DominionMM1 07.15.13	"Crazy chicks are awesome in bed, fact." truer words have never been spoken
ChuckyTruant 07.15.13	Hahahh
SitarHero 07.15.13	"no it's mostly white kids wtih glasses. we've pushed all the negroes out to aurora." Makes sense. The only time I've seen black people in Denver is when I went to see Barbershop 2 and when I ran into Dikembe Mutombo and Patrick Ewing at Cherry Creek mall.
North0House2 07.15.13	This got a ton more comments than I figured it would hahahaha.
ChuckyTruant 07.16.13	Lol
Slut 06.13.15	For a second I thought you called your girlfriend a demon
TheCollectiveFacade 06.13.15	i hope people dont actually believe this nonsense
sonictheplumber 06.13.15	she's fakin. and that aint all she fakes
TheCollectiveFacade 06.13.15	shes not faking shes just dumb
Judio! 06.13.15	I demand an update on this North0House2
Sowing 06.13.15	Maybe the demon got him
deathschool 06.13.15	My mom is demon
Thibs 06.13.15	awesome username dude [2]
deathschool 06.13.15	wew [5]
Iamthe Nightstars 06.13.15	What's scary about Colfax ave? I've lived in Colorado for 18 years and I've never heard that before. I just know it's notorious for prostitution.
PlatonicMushroom 06.13.15	DEMON DEMON OF THE CAAAAAAALLL
zaruyache 06.13.15	^ /thread
Rowan5215 06.13.15	great thread
Asdfp277 06.13.15	fav
zakalwe 06.13.15	She sounds like a right melodramatic twat.
zakalwe 06.13.15	It can only be 1 of 4 things. 1. Crossed connection, in fairness this doesn't happen often nowadays. 2. Some meth head off his face has picked up a mobile from the rotted corpse of a prozzie who went to the warehouse to seek refuge from her murderous pimp/lover and overdosed. 3. A demonic being has traversed space time and countless dimensions in order to make a girl shit herself and seek solace in rubbish talking animal Disney cartoon drivel. 4. As a result of a crumbling relationship she'll spin any old shite just to sound remotely interesting. What's happened in the two years that have past? She's now in a padded cell constantly spouting gibberish interspersed with lines from the Lion King?
sonictheplumber 06.13.15	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw223-FK-Fw
henryChinaski 06.13.15	Does she do drugs?
porcupinetheater 06.13.15	Had to look to see if this title meant that had a demon had phoned yo girl, or if you were really angry at your ladyfriend. Sorry, bro, R.I.P. way too young m/ and such
SitarHero 06.16.15	Woah! 2 years ago demons were calling his gf and next month he's getting married. Coincidence? Yeah, probably.