Samshine
01.15.13 | Forgot how many question marks pop up as punctuation. Ah well, sup sputnik. |
slipnslide
01.15.13 | inb4 people realize a girl is posting |
demigod!
01.15.13 | who |
Keyblade
01.15.13 | 1 rulez |
slipnslide
01.15.13 | @potsy Ur mom's an entire database. |
slipnslide
01.15.13 | omg thx! |
demigod!
01.15.13 | 2 is in more likelihood a lesbian 9 times out of 10 |
ILJ
01.15.13 | Mine is a mixture of 1 and 4. |
foxxxythnksustnk
01.15.13 | is this a feminism thing i can never tell with u women |
Samshine
01.15.13 | whos samshine? |
tempest--
01.15.13 | lol'd hard at 4 |
renegadestrings
01.15.13 | JUST LIKE A DUDE. not sure which of these archetypes fits me, so i'll just go with Rosemary |
renegadestrings
01.15.13 | also lol 4 |
Samshine
01.15.13 | i can make a wicked sandwich, housewife ftw. |
Deathconscious
01.15.13 | "2 is in more likelihood a lesbian 9 times out of 10"
nah |
angrypittsburghdad1
01.15.13 | This isn't fair, I don't want any of these. I just want them all in one, women depress me. |
Masochist
01.15.13 | "This girl drinks beer, JUST LIKE A DUDE. She enjoys watching sports, JUST LIKE A DUDE. She plays video games, JUST LIKE A DUDE."
...BUT SHE BREAKS JUST LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.
Nice late-night laugh. |
Trebor.
01.15.13 | Marry me Jennifer Lawrence
|
Masochist
01.15.13 | ...with more than a hint of truth, I might add. |
TomArnoldsArmpit
01.15.13 | fascinating |
DamnVanne
01.15.13 | yaaayyyyy now do boyfriends! |
angrypittsburghdad1
01.15.13 | Also, I don't understand why guys obsess over famous movie stars, you don't fucking know them anyway. I want a girl who is worth delving into like an ocean I can swim through(hey Dylan said it) or I can go around treating women like vaginas that need fucked and drink till I'm dead or just be the sweet handsome man I am. I don't think I can handle either, because I'm fucked, and women are too... wasn't this world supposed to end |
Sowing
01.15.13 | 4 and 5 are the best types of girls |
DeadToPain
01.15.13 | I have a friend named Kate, you two would probably get along famously. She has been on this topic for about 3 months now. She writes for magazines and blogs and whatnot, she's a pretty sharp thinker. I kinda miss her now that she's in Washington D.C.. Man, now I'm bummed. Thanks a lot! For real though, I enjoyed reading your analysis for each one. |
angrypittsburghdad1
01.15.13 | Either way sowing is right. I definitely do not need a 2 though, because neither are my friends, they just need to understand me and friend's sense of humor. A girl who try's to keep up with the way guys drink fails each time miserably, or trys to hard to fit in fails miserably. I'm pretty sure there's a Shins song about that. |
JohnnyoftheWell
01.15.13 | Lol, class list |
Trebor.
01.15.13 | I will marry Jennifer Lawrence don't even mess with me
I'll cast her in my movie and then spit mad game |
TomArnoldsArmpit
01.15.13 | might have to hop off the computer at some point for that buddy |
Sowing
01.15.13 | You have the same odds of marrying Jennifer Lawrence as I do of walking up to Taylor Swifts security guards, kicking their asses Liam Neeson style, and asking her if she wants a good plowing. Then having her say "yes, I'd love that 5'9 pale and skinny white stranger, as long as I can invite my friend here, Ms. Jenna Fischer. Do you mind if we make it all about you though?" |
oltnabrick
01.15.13 | what is this |
WeepingBanana
01.15.13 | new users don't even know samshine |
XingKing
01.15.13 | None of these women sound like anything remotely datable. I will pass. Samshine, I wish to date you instead. I have never seen you before in my life but this is a beautiful beginning because my name is actually Sammy too and my last initial is G. It was meant to be |
demigod!
01.15.13 | im not new (though i had a longass hiatus) but still dont know who this person is |
XingKing
01.15.13 | I've been coming here for about two or three years and I don't either BUT in her two years she hasn't even hit 1000 comments so that might explain why we don't know her. She has basically been posting one or two comments every day for a year given that posting count |
Acanthus
01.15.13 | Not really the "only" five, but I grant you they are popular. Mine is closest to # 5 in certain
aspects, we're looking into getting our own girlfriend for a poly triad (though it's going to take
some time to find her). |
tempest--
01.15.13 | Woah I don't think I've ever seen Sowing comment on a list before :0 |
oltnabrick
01.15.13 | all the way turnt up |
ShadowRemains
01.15.13 | "Marry me Jennifer Lawrence"
yeah i'd be good with this too
the question is sam...which one of these are you...perhaps we shall ask scott |
tempest--
01.15.13 | Shadow / Treb you can have (fight over) Jennifer Lawrence as long as I get Alison Brie |
Scoot
01.15.13 | she's sam |
klap
01.15.13 | society doesn't want women making uppity lists like this |
Deviant.
01.15.13 | 6. BaselineOOO |
oltnabrick
01.15.13 | BURN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo |
BigBlob
01.15.13 | First World Problems this list. |
YankeeDudel
01.15.13 | and yet every girl on tv is the exact opposite of all these things. society is confused. |
theacademy
01.15.13 | 6.
https://www.google.com/search?q=sam+gerard&rlz=1C1ASUT_enUS513US513&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=8nT1UKGPF4Ti8gSxvYHwCQ&biw=1745&bih=882&sei=9XT1UPCvEYrI9QSthYH4BA |
pmmets07
01.15.13 | i fuckin hate girls who think they're "one of the guys" |
theacademy
01.15.13 | uh but that's the best katy perry song tho^ |
theacademy
01.15.13 | oh fucking thanks pmmets now im gonna be jamming this all day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTOksxj3EQA |
theacademy
01.15.13 | i saw a spider, i didn't scream
cuz i can belch the alphabet
just double
dog
dare
me |
pmmets07
01.15.13 | damn that song's rough |
theacademy
01.15.13 | yea shes raw... an unadulterated talent |
CK
01.15.13 | http://themetapicture.com/thats-right-sweety/ |
omnipanzer
01.15.13 | Good read but I hope you don't believe this. |
omnipanzer
01.15.13 | "The Betty Crocker Girlfriend"
If this is how she is acting as a girlfriend, before getting locked into the relationship ala marriage, she's got a long row to hoe.
So glad to see you still make good lists Sam (no sarcasm intended). |
Tyrael
01.15.13 | I don't want a perfect girlfriend
that'd just make me incredibly insecure |
omnipanzer
01.15.13 | Don't be insecure Ty, you're easy to love. |
theacademy
01.15.13 | she's a few cards short of a full deck a joker in the game
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
Tyrael
01.15.13 | 'Same, I'd always be thinking "holy shit they can do so much better. I mean, I didn't even care for the last Burial EP."'
haha
'Don't be insecure Ty, you're easy to love.'
nooooo :[ |
Crymsonblaze
01.15.13 | Dooper |
Samshine
01.15.13 | @XingKing - I don't post much you're right. Cause generally I don't really see the point. I come, get new music and leave. |
omnipanzer
01.15.13 | I just assumed you'd gotten a life or a boy/girl friend. |
wabbit
01.15.13 | A PRETTY GIRL WITH BROKEN WINGS IS ALL THAT I DESIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
taxidermist
01.15.13 | "I don't post much you're right. Cause generally I don't really see the point. I come, get new music and leave."
^ |
Sowing
01.15.13 | If I was the only guy on a site full of socially deprived but horny females I'd make lists just to mess with them too |
Wolfhorde
01.15.13 | Who the fucking shit wants something like this. I'd bitchslap myself.. no wait, I'd actually ask my friends to bitchslap the shit out of me if I ever wound up with something like this. |
Samshine
01.15.13 | lol sowing |
peaks40
01.15.13 | i like this list samshine. unique and enchanting. |
Wolfhorde
01.15.13 | Also, chuckles were to be hath, brethren. |
BillTheButcher
01.15.13 | i cant quite assigned my girl to a number, but she puts up with so much of my bullshit that i'd have to say "chill as hell" |
KSK1
01.15.13 | My girlfriend is a mix of 1, 4 and 5. It's a really damn good mixture |
bakkermaarten007
01.16.13 | I must confess I seek a little bit of 1 and a little bit of 2. Although If I had to choose between the
two I'd choose 2, the Debra Morgan type. |
thacoconut94
01.11.15 | This is awful |
Sowing
01.11.15 | I remember this list. My girl is probably a mix of all of these at certain points, but not the chill kind. She doesn't put up with any of my shit. |
cryptside
01.11.15 | Dude, neither does mine. But I wouldn't want someone that didn't call me on my shit sometimes. |
ChoccyPhilly
01.11.15 | You forgot the one my one fits into: the one that NEVER STOPS WORRYING |
Sowing
01.11.15 | That trait falls into the #4 personality type probably |
Kman418
01.11.15 | the only women ive ever felt i could potentially date are the ones that make me shit my pants and are stronger and scarier than me in every way |
swagb0b
01.11.15 | gotta get a bae that is a bit of all 5 but with a dash of 6 which is just what you are like |
Aids
01.11.15 | classic SowingSeason posting |
cryptside
01.11.15 | classic Aids post |
swagb0b
01.11.15 | I'm not into girlfriends, I'm an Opeth fan actually. |
Crymsonblaze
01.12.15 | I guess my girlfriend is most like 2. We did play A Link Between Worlds for like six hours yesterday.
Luckily she doesn't like beer or sports though, because those are pretty disgusting. |
swagb0b
01.12.15 | >Luckily she doesn't like beer or sports though, because those are pretty disgusting.
o_O |
Sniff
01.12.15 | There are no chill girls! Hasn't been and won't ever be! |
laucha1266
01.12.15 | my little weener wants to get wet some time soon, but i keep telling him, no Mr. weener we've to wait for a nice girl instead of just settle with any bitch avaliable. |
Kman418
01.12.15 | wow that was a really good post |
SharkTooth
01.12.15 | @laucha
that sounds an odd bit like what Butters might say |
Crymsonblaze
01.13.15 | "o_O"
Come on swaggy, beer tastes awful and sports are boring
Objectively! |
swagb0b
01.13.15 | "wow that was a really good post"
lol
that sounds an odd bit like what Butters might say [2]
"beer tastes awful and sports are boring"
do u have friends |
Parallels
01.13.15 | all 5 points made here are ends of a star-shaped spectrum and it is hard to find a girl that is any one of these alone |
swagb0b
01.13.15 | and that pentagon in the middle is where u will find bae |
Crymsonblaze
01.14.15 | "do u have friends"
not cool ones that like the taste of beer and watching balls fly back and forth |