|Oh, This Again.|
silentpotato - Dude is just a straight up G. Has the best cyber santa claus impersonation I've ever seen.
A Momentary Lapse In Positive Thinking
FrankRedHot - The resident "sputnik bully" is a real person too. He has feelings, is a caring father, and admittedly owns a vertically-challenged outlook upon life (as well evidenced by his affinity for shitty Florida-based sports teams). While the beast licks his chops at the sight of cute young puppies, he is actually a man constructed of emotions, cornbread, and 70something% water. The other 30% being alcohol. He is truely a man worthy of your respect, loyalty, and trust in regards to borrowing your shoe-lift insert.
Inveigh - Oh fuck. He's so underground. Sorry boys, but he's taken. "I listen to aesop rock and I just got married! Bye guys!"
|4||Mac Lethal |
North Korean BBQ
BigHans - Like the cool older brother who always treated you great, but would every-so-often take you to nearest river and have "brother to brother" time in which he spent 30 minutes throwing sea slugs and snails at your bare bottom. He also taught you how to rock, or at least agrees with your rocking sensabilities. Overall, a pretty good older brother. Would love to share a big mac with this motherfucker.
God Loves Ugly
Counterfeit - The type of dude you would take down to the river and ask to pelt his raw ass with snails. Great taste in hip hop, and generally a fun guy who pops up every once in a while. Likes Converge, but hey... he's young and full of irrational, misplaced angst that leads to dumb phases. At least he'll probably grow out of it.
Deviant - "I'm only helpful to those that seek the UNCE. All other inferior beings can feel the wrath of my fiery pretentiousness... but it BUMPS AND THAT BEAT WAS SO SICK AND DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHER ALBUMS THAT SOUNDED SIMILIAR BUT I GAVE A 4.5. But you're dumb for liking Skrillex. He does not bring the UNCE."
The Lion King
Irving - Great writer. Also an absolute peach in reference to his etiquette.
Scoot - He's handsome. He likes to go to clubs. He's kind of too good for sputnik. Moving along...
|9||Circle Takes The Square|
As The Roots Undo
MJ/ROSSWOLF - Only rears his head to bash CTTS because it's the pinnacle of his sputnik-influence. His writing only seems to be "edgy and profound" to neanderthals that stick bananas in their asses while they peel the skin from the uncircumsized penis they're about to engulf. Although, I'm inclined to agree that CTTS is not my cup of shit-tea.
Red In Tooth and Claw
Josh D. - Made me laugh that one time he commented "no". Then again when he said something about chocolate milk.