Stuff i'm almost genuinely embarrassed 2 listen 2
ya'll know i love some ICP, Emmure, Brokencyde, Kid rock etc, but these are my genuinely "guilty" pleasures |
| 1 |  | Dave Matthews Band
Everyday
"If i had it all"
Dave matthews represents all the bad things in the world, but i still cut myself and cry 2 this sometimes |
| 2 |  | Bloodhound Gang
Use Your Fingers
what if u were a juggalo, but instead of huffing paint you sent thirsty dms to underage girls on myspace asking for feet pics? the actual non-skit songs on here go hard tho |
| 3 |  | GG Allin
Hated In The Nation
edgy white guy who reads beat poetry-core, but honestly who else is writing songs about needles up your cock? |
| 4 |  | Rob Thomas
...Something to Be
I loathe matchbox 20, but my mom used to play them all the time when i was a kid so i have this weird nostalgia for tunes i cannot stand. "Lonely no more" or whatever owns tho |
| 5 |  | mc chris
mc chris is dead
mid-2000s nerdcore :/ he has good beats tho |
| 6 |  | Brand New
Deja Entendu
Dude's a creep and the lyrics make no attempt to hide it, but it's got bops |
| 7 |  | David Bowie
Best of Bowie
See above, but also the fanbase is mostly overenthusiastic queer "allies" who talk over actual queer people and won't shut up about Bohemian Rhapsody winning an oscar or whatever. |
| 8 |  | Consolidated
Friendly Fa$cism
Stridently PC rap/industrial/rock/funk outfit with a lot of cringey 2nd-wave feminist views. i tend to agree with them most of the time and they've got some diverse tunes, but having a buncha white guys yell at me about antiporn feminist movements and vegetarianism isn't always great. |
| 9 |  | Killswitch Engage
Alive or Just Breathing
"Fixation on the darkness"
Mainly cuz i'm very vocal about how little of a shit i give about killswitch, it would be catastrophic if anyone found out i love this song |
| 10 |  | Lacuna Coil
Comalies
they have some bangers, but it's mostly goofy buttrock with synths and less Nu metal cred than evanescence |
| 11 |  | Amon Amarth
Jomsviking
this is sick, but like, i spend most of my time online making fun of wannabe viking dorks and gothenburg riffs so i gotta keep this on the dl |
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