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Last Active 08-28-11 4:31 am Joined 01-09-11
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| Musical Hot(?) Takes
a few of my (totally correct) opinions | 1 | | Eminem The Slim Shady LP
Fisher price version of Esham/Natas, corny asf, inspired MGK and countless other goobers, wack. | 2 | | Metallica Load
this isn't bad at all. a lot of people claim they sold out with this, but can you imagine it selling at all if it didn't have the 'tallica name on it? also bleeding me is a top 5 metallica tune IMO | 3 | | Metallica Reload
not every song here is good, but they're all at least INTERESTING which is tight. also there's a track with a damb hurdy-gurdy lmao | 4 | | Insane Clown Posse Riddle Box
Insanely underrated Clown Posse more like. Seriously tho, love these guys. i can see why other people don't enjoy the music, but you gotta at least respect their longevity and the mythology they've cooked up. And they genuinely enjoy what they do, critics/nerds be damned. woop woop! | 5 | | brokeNCYDE I'm Not a Fan, but the Kids Like It!
ya'll are all jocking XXX, peep, and Lil uzi when you used to shit on this back in the day, fake | 6 | | Attack Attack! (US) Someday Came Suddenly
Love 'em or hate 'em, this is the most influential core record of the past decade. Launched a genre and spawned countless imitators, along with influencing established groups. | 7 | | Metallica St. Anger
The snare is painful.... and it's awesome. Hearing metal nerds who say they listen to the most brutal shit ever cry about the snare tone is tight, lyrics are dumb but like???? | 8 | | Guns N' Roses Chinese Democracy
i have to qualify this by saying i'm not a huge GnR stan, but this shit is so ambitious and all over the place i can't help but love it | 9 | | Nickelback All the Right Reasons
so glad these guys are getting a 2nd look, now whether it's due to imagine dragons existing or people finally realizing hating nickelback as a personality trait is boring asf, who's to say? they're not great, but they have a few bangers, especially "tearing out my heart" and "old enough" | 10 | | David Bowie Earthling
90's bowie is best bowie | 11 | | BTS Love Yourself 結 'Answer'
Do u actually hate Kpop or do u just buy into the notion that art enjoyed by teenage girls has no value and art made for whitebois with sweatervests and perpetually furrowed brows does? cuz it's totally cool if you hate Kpop, but the other thing is wack | 12 | | Living Sacrifice Inhabit
there are a ton of great christian bands out there, you just don't want daddy dawkins to find out you like them :/ | 13 | | The Faceless In Becoming a Ghost
Metal bands should be uhhhh banned from covering depeche mode cuz it never works out idk just quit it | |
thecheatisnotdead
02.28.19 | Hard agreed on 2, and to a lesser extent 3. They'd have been better as one pretty-good album, rather than two vaguely decent ones. But "Bleeding Me" is an absolute jam, and cemented Hetfield as a legitimate vocalist. | bloc
02.28.19 | These aren't too shabby actually, kinda agree with a few of em | widowslaugh123
02.28.19 | Found the juggalo | ArsMoriendi
02.28.19 | Who the fuck used to listen to brokeNCYDE? That shit has always been the worst ever
Like ear bleach is needed after hearing it | CaliggyJack
02.28.19 | Jaden Smith's album was pretty damn good.
Thx for coming to my ted talk | Keyblade
02.28.19 | I fuck with this list. 7 is actually kinda true lol | RogueNine
02.28.19 | Bleeding Me is pretty dope. | veninblazer
02.28.19 | Miss May I is underrated | geezers1989
02.28.19 | "Miss May I is underrated"
Preach, i feel like they got pegged as a Parkway Drive/as i lay dying clone and everyone's been sleeping on em.
"Like ear bleach is needed after hearing it"
have u heard dot dot curve?
"They'd have been better as one pretty-good album"
for sure, they could've put out an easy 4.0 of the best tracks and then an above average b-sides comp
| veninblazer
02.28.19 | "Preach, i feel like they got pegged as a Parkway Drive/as i lay dying clone and everyone's been sleeping on em."
Shit, I'll even defend Rise of the Lion to a point tbh. | Ryus
02.28.19 | 5 is so wrong, the fuck | Valzentia
02.28.19 | "Who the fuck used to listen to brokeNCYDE? That shit has always been the worst ever"
BOTDF wants a word with you. | Valzentia
02.28.19 | also I agree with #6 | tellah
02.28.19 | hard agree with 8 | BerryGarlicia
02.28.19 | Hot take:
GnR has a very solid discography | DoofDoof
02.28.19 | where to start?
you should stop | SitarHero
02.28.19 | 5 is fucking spot on tbh. | hesperus
02.28.19 | hating Nickelback in 2005 was like hating Justin Bieber in 2010. the hatred was way out of proportion to its target, but that doesn't mean the thing itself was any good | sixdegrees
02.28.19 | 12 is ice cold except for like starflyer and the prayer chain | Deathconscious
02.28.19 | thecheatisnotdead joined back in '06 and hasnt even broken 1000 comments. way to make me feel like a no life loser, fuck you. | Asdfp277
02.28.19 | wack | Deathconscious
02.28.19 | fuck yourself to death for 4. | Keyblade
02.28.19 | 5 is off, all the dudes mentioned in that comparison can actually sound good...they're generally well produced and inoffensive sonically
brokencyde just sound like shit. u can forgive dumb lyrics but who's really rocking out to FreaXXX? u ever hear a brokencyde joint in the club? | Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.28.19 | Eminem is shit ya | Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.28.19 | So are all these other bands except Bowie | TheLongShot
02.28.19 | 10 is a spicy take but not one that I take enormous issue with, Outside is elite and both Earthling and BTWN are underrated as fuck | geezers1989
03.01.19 | "u can forgive dumb lyrics but who's really rocking out to FreaXXX?"
i am duh | StrikeOfTheBeast
03.01.19 | I think St. Anger's production is pretty neat. I dig it. |
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